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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.7 (S02E02)

"What do you define as "drugs?""
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"No."
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"Absolutely not."
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"Marijuana?"
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"Yeah, yeah!"
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"What?!"
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"Nothing."
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"What?!"
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"Pardon me?"
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"What?!"
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"I didn't say anything."
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"What?!"
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"Be done in a second."
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"Fine."
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"What?!"
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"No, I'm cool."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"You've just watched"
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"(announcer) Dave Chappelle!"
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"Hey, hey, oh, what's happening, yo?"
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"Welcome to the Chappelle show."
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"but this time I mean it."
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"I've, I've quit smoking reefer."
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"(laughing)"
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"No, I'm serious this time, man."
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"I don't want to smoke it no more."
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"Them commercials be workin' on me, man."
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"Every time I seen them commercials,"
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"they just had me feeling bad."
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"Especially this one."
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"(man) Let me get my cheddar burger, man."
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"(man) Hold your horses, man."
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"We all hungry."
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"Are your horses here, yo?"
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"(man) Yo, let me hold them for you, man."
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"(laughing)"
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"Let me get my cheddar burger, man."
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"We've been here a long time."
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"(coughing) You all right."
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"Give me a cheddar burger, man."
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"Man, chill out with that cheddar burger."
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"Yeah, chill out."
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"Yo, it was in your hand the whole time, stupid."
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"You gotta eat that burger, dude."
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"Shit."
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"You killed her, yo!"
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"Come on, man, we gotta chop her body up"
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"and stuff it down the drain!"
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"I can't, man, there's people back there."
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"Shit!"
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"I just love the fact that I have a show"
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"where we can run over a kid"
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"and everyone just busts out laughing."
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"Only this show."
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"Well, folks, here he is..."
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"America's favorite, my favorite..."
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"Mr. Paul Mooney."
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"And now, "Mooney On Movies.""
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"centering around Scarlett O'Hara,"
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"a damsel in distress during the Civil War."
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"It is a must-own, must-see movie."
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"I highly recommend it."
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"I couldn't agree with you more."
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"I've actually seen "Gone With The Wind""
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"13 times since I was 10 years old."
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"No kidding."
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"I don't think we've seen the same movie."
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"I thought Scarlett was a ho,"
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"because she went bed with everybody, uh, but Mammy."
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"Um, I love Mammy."
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"Mammy was the best..."
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"the best scene in the movie"
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""get off my porch, white trash!""
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"I stood and I applauded."
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"I loved every bit of it."
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"I liked Mammy, though."
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"I thought she had a great role..."
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"do you know in real life it was Hattie McDaniels?"
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"They wouldn't let "Mammy" go to the opening."
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"That's a shame."
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"Hollywood... no, no..."
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"Hollywood goes too far."
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"But she's dead, but she's dead..."
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"but everybody comes back,"
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"everybody comes back to get their money."
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"to get her money."
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"Barbershop is a smart comedy about"
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"on the south side of Chicago."
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"It is owned by Ice Cube"
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"and inhabited by a colorful cast of characters"
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"who bicker with one another in various hilarious ways."
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"Recently, a sequel was made."
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"You know it's just a front."
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"It really... they really sell drugs out of barbershops."
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"Uh..."
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""The Last Samurai" centers around Tom Cruise,"
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"a Civil War veteran who goes to Japan"
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"and teaches the emperor's troops how to fight."
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"Mr. Mooney?"
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"No, no, another movie that's..."
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"I mean, Hollywood is crazy."
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""The Last Samurai" starring Tom Cruise?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"He's the last samurai?"
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"That movie was offensive."
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"I mean, Hollywood is crazy."
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"First, they have "The Mexican" with Brad Pitt,"
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"and now they've got "The Last Samurai""
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"with Tom Cruise."
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"Well, I've written a film."
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"Maybe they'll, maybe they'll produce my film:"
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""The Last Nigger On Earth" starring Tom Hanks."
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"Well be right back, don't go nowhere."
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"Ha-ha, go ahead."
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"Welcome back to Chappelle's Show, everybody."
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"Now, has anybody ever..."
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"seen this thing on ESPN, these poker games now."
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"I didn't even know poker was a sport."
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"Poker championships."
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"I didn't know that gambling was so acceptable."
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