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Clips from The Simpsons - A Tale of Two Springfields (S12E12)

"Joan Collins must be in town."
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"Joan Collins? That girl sleeps with everybody!"
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"What you talkin' about?"
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"What we're talking about, Gary, is the Who!"
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"We're giving away tickets to next week's concert..."
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"at Springfield's historic Yahoo Search Engine Arena!"
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"The Who? I love bands!"
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"0-1-1 and 3."
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"That's my number!"
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"Ahoy-hoy!"
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"Hey, that's not me."
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"Dad, we're not in their area code anymore."
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"I've been a fan of the Who since the very beginning when they were the Hillbilly Bugger Boys!"
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"- You should call that radio station and let 'em have it! - Good idea!"
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"Why, you little-"
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"Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"especially those of you covered with dynamite."
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"First, let me reassure you your fears are groundless and your complaints moronic."
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"Uh, I have a question, Phoney."
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"You're probably thinking, "Sure, more area codes are great..."
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"but how will I remember all those numbers?""
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"How big of a monkey?"
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"Well, I'm convinced. A professional-looking film like that has gotta be right."
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"I agree. Two area codes is more convenient."
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"We haven't heard from me yet, the nut with the dynamite!"
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"Now, I'm not one to make trouble..."
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"lives on the rich side of town!"
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"- Oh, poppycock! - I never! - Eeeww."
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"Homer's right! We're gettin' theJoan Collins special!"
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"Well, I've had it!"
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"You rich snobs aren't pushing us around anymore!"
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"And what are you pathetic slobs going to do about it?"
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"Well, l-"
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"- Oh, nice wiring, Bart! - Worked on the test corpse."
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"- Yes! - We're with you, Homer!"
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"There. We're officially a city."
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"Now we just sit back and wait for an N.F.L. Franchise."
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"Keep walking."
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"Good decision there, Homer. You showed a lot of poise."
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"I say the time for bitterness has passed."
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"Go ahead and laugh."
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"No problem."
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"It would be like you and Mom splitting up every time you have a fight."
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"Sweetie, you know your mother and I only stay together for the sake of my political career."
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"- That's not true! - Big grins."
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"Everything on this side of the park belongs to us!"
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"- Hey, his pants are in our park too! - Get him!"
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"My homework is in your park."
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"- Let's do it! - Yoink!"
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"Fifty percent out-of-towners' tax."
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"I'm sorry, Mrs. Simpson, but we have to charge you foreign devils more."
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"All right. But this better be the best toilet paper I've ever had."
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"until I was back here in New Springfield with my own kind."
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"- Mom! - They were looking at me..."
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"with their eyes."
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"A study shows their crumbling economy is due to their lazy attitude and shoddy work."
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"Scientists say they're also less attractive physically..."
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"and while we speak in a well-educated manner..."
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"they tend to use lowbrow expressions like, "Oh, yeah?" and "C'mere a minute.""
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"Oh, yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart, c'mere a minute!"
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"- You c'mere a minute! - Oh, yeah?"
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"Thank you, Marge."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Oh, no. You can't do heart surgery in the dark!"
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"Oh! Oh! Sweet glayvin!"
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"Olde Springfield patriots have intercepted a beer truck bound for New Springfield..."
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"and dumped all the beer in the river."
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"Whoo-hoo! Blood for water!"
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"They got us now! Without water, we're doomed!"
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"We're slightly richer!"
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"With the money made from the gold..."
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"Olde Springfield was able to buy the Evian water factory and fly it over here from France."
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"- Ohh! - Thanks, Mayor Simpson."
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"Because of you, we're all takin' golden showers!"
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"What?"
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"These people are our neighbors. We see them every day."
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"You're right! We've got to block them from our sight with a giant wall!"
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"- Like the one in Berlin? - Good idea."
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"We should call the guys they used."
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"- Homer. - It's ringing!"
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"from 90% recycled materials."
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"Loyal citizens of New Springfield..."
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"despite a total lack of hospitals and schools..."
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"and a sewage nightmare that threatens to consume us all."
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"How will we get our food? All the roads are blocked."
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"We have plenty of supplies to get through tomorrow."
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"At least wait till I'm through talking."
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"Okay. Now as for food, the following breeds of dog are edible-"
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"Oh! I can't believe all those rats fled my town."
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"Dad, you're bleeding!"
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"Anyhow, those rats will come crawling back."
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"Ha-ha. We've got the Who playin'here tonight."
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"Maybe we can get the Who to play here instead."
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"Hey, maybe we could."
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"Come on, Bart. We're gonna bring back the Who!"
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"Huh? Oh, right."
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"I'll give you this bottle of chloroform if you'll take us to the Who."
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"- I thought we fired that guard. - Oh, yeah. Right."
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"I got fired by the Who. Whatever you say, pal."
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"Wacko."
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"Whoo! Rock and roll!"
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"- What the hell are you doing? - Duh! Trashing the hotel room."
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"- The mayor of New Springfield? - That's right."
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"- The crazy mayor of New Springfield? - That's right."
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"or as it is sometimes known, Sun City."
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"But we have a handshake agreement with a concert promoter..."
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"Sacred bond."
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""Won't Get Fooled Again" And "Mama's Got a Squeeze Box"?"
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"are just gonna make you cut your hair, turn down your music..."
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"and wear frilly shirts like Keith Partridge."
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"Hendrix said he almost plotzed. His exact words."
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"Uh, that crease is in your leg, sir."
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"Oh, so it is. Yes."
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"What's that?"
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"By my reckoning, they're in the scurvy depths of New Springfield."
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"Who's ready to riot?"
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"# I won't get to get what I'm after #"
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"How you doing out there, New Springfield?"
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"To be honest, it's a little chilly-"
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"- Oww! - Get out of the way, Marge."
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