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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Message Received (S05E05)

"- Does it have a talking dog? - No, it's a commentary-"
Modern Family (2009)
"♪ Hey, hey♪"
Modern Family (2009)
"♪ Hey,♪♪"
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, the centerpieces?"
Modern Family (2009)
"and my dad was mad..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- It's really important. Life and death important. - No, no. No, no."
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't worry, You don't have to marry me or anything"
Modern Family (2009)
"- The answering machine. - Oh."
Modern Family (2009)
"it's time for you to show Manny that you're not a hypocrite."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Got it. - Told you we'd get it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Spider web! Spider web!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, you're not pregnant anyway, so who cares?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- I don't know. - Oh?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Door lock!"
Modern Family (2009)
"And you keep your mouth shut about this."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, New Yorker, you've done it again."
Modern Family (2009)
"Jay, check out this cartoon."
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"I'm out."
Modern Family (2009)
"Here you go. One of my best efforts."
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"- Have at it. - I can't eat that."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Why not? - The pickle's touching it."
Modern Family (2009)
"- There. - The juice got on the bread and-"
Modern Family (2009)
"Eew! What's that stuff?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Spices. - They look like Sea-Monkeys."
Modern Family (2009)
"Have you ever really examined a jar of pickles, Jay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It's like a swamp in there. I'll pass."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What happened? - I made him a beautiful sandwich, and he won't eat it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, 'cause it had pickles on it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Joe is taking a nap. I'm gonna go to the dry cleaners."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Well, if you're passing a sushi restaurant- - She's not."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I've never heard of anyone not liking pickles. - Aw, big day for you then."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm just gonna make myself a grilled cheese."
Modern Family (2009)
"I think I saw some Gruyère in there. Do we have any fig?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh-uh. Sit down."
Modern Family (2009)
"This whole persnickety thing is not gonna fly in the world."
Modern Family (2009)
"Never hand people another reason to make fun of you."
Modern Family (2009)
"You mean like all the cool kids with their leather jackets and their pickles?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, you're gonna sit there until you at least try a pickle."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You're drunk with power. - You got that right."
Modern Family (2009)
"♪ Hey, hey♪"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Oh, no. - What?"
Modern Family (2009)
"The Tonys are coming."
Modern Family (2009)
"This is exactly why I don't want you watching them. You're already so angry."
Modern Family (2009)
"Not that Tonys."
Modern Family (2009)
"Anthony Lamarque. Botox Tony."
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"- They're coming to the wedding. - Oh."
Modern Family (2009)
"But, seriously, another revival of Anything Goes?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Are we really doing this again?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm surprised that they're coming..."
Modern Family (2009)
"because when I mentioned the wedding to Tony..."
Modern Family (2009)
"he seemed completely disinter-"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh! The Botox."
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"- Oh, no. - What?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Your cousin Pete. All of his kids."
Modern Family (2009)
"Everyone's accepting, Mitchell!"
Modern Family (2009)
"We haven't even gotten the list from my dad yet."
Modern Family (2009)
"And your dad's friends drink like soldiers..."
Modern Family (2009)
"because they were soldiers."
Modern Family (2009)
"I mean, I am grateful for their service..."
Modern Family (2009)
"but we are not gonna be able to afford this wedding."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Maybe we need to pull back on a few things. - Like what?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Why even have a wedding?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't know. Because we love and respect each other and we're raising a child together."
Modern Family (2009)
"Do you want to help or not?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Maybe we could send "un-vitations." Is that a thing?"
Modern Family (2009)
"We've already made a lot of people angry by just being able to get married."
Modern Family (2009)
"Let's not alienate the ones on our side."
Modern Family (2009)
"Maybe we could sell something."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're thousands over budget."
Modern Family (2009)
"It would have to be something great."
Modern Family (2009)
"Here, you can sell my diamond ring."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, honey, that's candy."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm gonna kill that Jackson."
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"I do have something of value-"
Modern Family (2009)
"a Spider-Man vs. Dr. Octopus comic book."
Modern Family (2009)
"Issue number 3, 1963."
Modern Family (2009)
"Near-mint condition."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's worth five grand."
Modern Family (2009)
"I traded a football for it when I was nine years old..."
Modern Family (2009)
"because the football was signed by Dan Marino."
Modern Family (2009)
"I said, "Get it signed by Rita Moreno..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and I'll keep it.""
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, no. My nephews are flying in from Tulsa- the big ones."
Modern Family (2009)
"- The pie eaters? - That's it. I gotta sell my Wyatt Earp."
Modern Family (2009)
"This here is a belt buckle..."
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"once worn by the great Wyatt Earp."
Modern Family (2009)
"My grandpa gave it to me when I was seven years old..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and he said, "Son, this will keep the bad guys away.""
Modern Family (2009)
"In my early 20s, I wore it to a cowboys-and-Indians disco party."
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"And let's just say it didn't."
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"No. I can't let you do that. That means the world to you."
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"Cam, I will sell my Spider-Man."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mitchell, my belt buckle was owned..."
Modern Family (2009)
"by a legend of the Old West."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't think your comic book would even cover our balloon budget."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's very of fens- Wait. What's the balloon budget?"
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"Hey, Mom, can we put this stuff somewhere else?"
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"- It's cluttering up my room. - What is it?"
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"Oh, just some mementos of mine."
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"A few of your dad's."
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"- Oh! Zima! - Yeah."
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"- What's Zima? - Just a party in a bottle."
Modern Family (2009)
"Man, that reminds me of some wild times."
Modern Family (2009)
"Cranking the Björk in my Saturn..."
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"before me and my buddies snuck some "Z" into Sleepless in Seattle."
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"I wish you'd cover my ears for that."
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"Ooh, Mom. Who's this hottie with his arm around you?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Cute!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, that's Bobby Nash, my old boyfriend."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why'd you break up with him? For Dad?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Let's just say he took his eye off the ball and struck out."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Hmm. - So I stepped up to the plate..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and nailed her in the cheap seats."
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"- Yeah, let's not say that. - Well, I'm off."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, honey, I've gotta stop by the drugstore. Do you need anything?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No, thank you, my dear. The Dunphy glands produce all the drugs I need."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Mm-hmm. - Except for, uh, foot spray."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Could you grab me some of that? - Sure."
Modern Family (2009)
"Wow, Mom!"
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