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Clips from Happy Days - Knock Around the Block (S01E01)

"Come on, who gets the black cow?"
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"I'd rather not go to Dukes' turf to collect. I could get beat up."
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"You don't have to worry."
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"I go through Duke territory all the time and nobody lays a hand on me."
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"I have rotten luck."
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"- Hi, Fonzie. - Hey, Cunningham, which is cooler?"
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"The mirrors up like this at an angle, or down like this, straight?"
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"Well, I think you can see better with them down at an angle."
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"Hey, I don't wanna see where I've been."
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"I wanna see how cool I look getting there."
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"- Oh, then up at an angle, definitely. - Thanks."
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"Fonzie? I have a problem."
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"Yeah? Well, you just got a second problem."
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"- What is it? - I ain't interested in your first."
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"The Dukes stole Potsie's bicycle."
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"Well, how is that your problem?"
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"I'm going down there to get it back."
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"Hey, let me tell you, that's really gutsy,"
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"getting punched out for a friend."
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"I mean, that really is gutsy. It's also very stupid."
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"Well, I was kind of hoping that you might be able to give me"
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"some tips on how to handle the Dukes."
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"Oh, yeah, no problem. You just go in, show them like you mean business,"
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"and punch out the biggest guy."
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"Oh, I don't think I could ever do that."
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"Yeah, it works every time. You punch out the biggest guy,"
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"then those other bananas will think twice before jumping you."
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"Fonzie,"
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"I don't think I could ever punch out the biggest guy."
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"I'm not even sure I could punch out the littlest one."
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"Can you rabbit punch?"
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"I haven't had much experience."
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"Kicking, can you kick?"
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"No, kicking's not one of my better talents."
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"- Can you write? - Yeah."
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"Make out a will."
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"Hey, Pop, your machine's broke. I didn't get no change back."
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"I don't see nothing, I just work here."
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"Sir, is Frankie here?"
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"I don't know nothing, I just work here."
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"Listen, I didn't get your name at Arnold's."
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"They call me Squirt."
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"- Hi, Squirt. - They call me Squirt."
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"You call me Mr. Squirt."
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"Right. Mr. Squirt."
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"Hey, what are you? A kamikaze or something?"
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"Well, yeah, but I just came down here to see Frankie."
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"Oh, you're looking for Frankie."
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"You Frankie?"
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"Hey, Pop, what about you? You Frankie?"
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"I don't know nothing, I just work here."
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"Hey, it looks like we're fresh out of Frankies, how about a hamburger?"
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"Well, I just thought Frankie might know where my friend's bike is."
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"Well, what makes you think that?"
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"What's the matter? You never seen a bike before?"
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"That is... I mean, I think that's my friend's bike."
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"What would it be doing here? You're not saying we stole it?"
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"No, I didn't say that, you did."
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"Don't ever use the word "stole" around here."
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"It makes us crazy, right, guys?"
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"- Right, Pop? - Yeah, crazy."
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"Well, listen, maybe I'll come back later when Frankie's here."
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"Wait, hey, come over here and identify your friend's bike."
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"Maybe we've seen it before."
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"it's blue."
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"Oh, this one's red."
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"Yeah, I know, but it's just been painted,"
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"I don't see no blue spots."
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"It's red, man. I think you're colour-blind."
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"Well, what about the squirrel's tail on the handlebar?"
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"It's yours."
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"Well, look, it's even got his name, Potsie, on the back of the seat."
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"Look, I'm pretty sure this is my friend's bike."
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"I mean, he was thinking about painting it red and losing the squirrel's tail"
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"and even getting rid of his name. So why don't you just give it to me?"
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"Come here."
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"Come here, I'll make you a deal."
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"You let us keep the bike and we'll let you keep every bone in your body."
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"You're the toughest, Fonz, how about it?"
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"- Get lost. - Fonzie, you're our only hope."
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"Oh, I mean that in the nicest way, Fonzie, as a compliment."
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"Actually, you're a very nice guy, I've always said that to the guys."
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"- Oh, yeah, he always said it to us. - Oh, yeah, he says that sometimes."
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"Now, listen, if it was something big, you know, like a..."
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"Like a Harley, or a souped-up Chevy. Or a chick, maybe."
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"But to bust heads over Potsie's little two-wheeler, huh?"
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"I got an image to keep up."
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"At least you can give us some advice."
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"All right, you want some advice? Here's some advice."
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"There's an old saying:"
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""He who stands his ground but can't hold it"
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"usually gets his nose rubbed in it.""
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"And now, I am going to write it on the bathroom wall. In blue."
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"Excuse me."
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"You know, I'm good buddies with the football team."
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"Since when?"
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"Since I was squad manager last season."
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"I taped some of the toughest ankles in town."
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"Potsie, they hated you."
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"Every time you brought the water bucket"
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"they dumped it over your head."
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"They were just kidding. They're really crazy about me."
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"- Enough to rumble for you? - Sure."
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"Look, I'll bring the whole defensive line."
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"The Dukes will take one look at them, and we'll win the rumble by default."
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"Look, be at the pool hall tonight, 7:30, sharp. Be there."
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"Well, Potsie was right."
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"Richie's gonna have a rumble."
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"Joanie, will you take that Slinky upstairs and play with it?"
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"- Did you hear that, Howard? - Yes, Marion, I heard."
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"Richard, you, Ralph and Potsie are no match"
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"We're taking the football team with us."
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"Oh, that's different."
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"They didn't win a game all last year."
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"That is not different. I don't like our son fighting."
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"Violence never solved anything."
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"Like that time you tried to get Joanie's scooter back from Debbie Fitzsimmons"
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"and Mr. Fitzsimmons punched you in the eye."
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"Oh, come on now, Marion, it was a lucky punch."
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"I had both hands on the scooter."
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