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Clips from Peacemaker (2022) - It's Cow or Never (S01E01)

"I used two oversized palm fronds as--"
Peacemaker (2022)
"VIGILANTE: Guys!"
Peacemaker (2022)
"Did you say "Activate Anti-Gravity?""
Peacemaker (2022)
"No. Maybe. I don't know."
Peacemaker (2022)
"You can't fucking say that shit!"
Peacemaker (2022)
"I didn't just kill the only man who knows how to make it."
Peacemaker (2022)
"You did just kill the only man who knows how to make it."
Peacemaker (2022)
"I know, bro! I was being sarcastic."
Peacemaker (2022)
"If you're gonna be sarcastic, you should really warn people"
Peacemaker (2022)
"so there's no confusion."
Peacemaker (2022)
"Okay, so how do we get the Sonic Boom Helmet"
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"over to the barn?"
Peacemaker (2022)
"Well, we can shoot a fishing line over to the barn"
Peacemaker (2022)
"-Like Green Arrow? -No, not like Green Arrow."
Peacemaker (2022)
"That dude goes to Brony conventions"
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"dressed as the back half of Twilight Sparkle"
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"with a four-inch-wide butthole drilled in the costume."
Peacemaker (2022)
"Maybe it's so he can breathe properly."
Peacemaker (2022)
"You actually believe that shit?"
Peacemaker (2022)
"He has an insane story for every single superhero."
Peacemaker (2022)
"No, I actually heard that's true about Green Arrow."
Peacemaker (2022)
"But that's the first thing he's said that's real."
Peacemaker (2022)
"-And Aquaman fucking fish. -Well, yeah, obviously."
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"Look, it doesn't even matter we don't have any bows."
Peacemaker (2022)
"But we do have a team member capable of flight."
Peacemaker (2022)
"Get the fuck out."
Peacemaker (2022)
"I need you to take that helmet..."
Peacemaker (2022)
"-(EAGLY SCREECHES) -...and drop it on top of that barn."
Peacemaker (2022)
"No way can an eagle understand what you're saying."
Peacemaker (2022)
"Oh, Eagly's no ordinary eagle."
Peacemaker (2022)
"-(SCREECHES) -Take the helmet."
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"-(SCREECHES) -I know you don't like her."
Peacemaker (2022)
"The mean, blonde woman has nothing to do with this."
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"-No, no. -No."
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"-No. No. -Eagly. Take the helmet."
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"Eagly, take the helmet."
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"(EAGLY SCREECHES)"
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"(CHUCKLES) Go, Eagly."
Peacemaker (2022)
"-(EAGLY SCREECHES) -(SIGHS)"
Peacemaker (2022)
"I knew there was no way he knew what you were talking about!"
Peacemaker (2022)
"Peacemaker is a great guy in almost every way,"
Peacemaker (2022)
"is that he commonly overestimates Eagly's abilities."
Peacemaker (2022)
"Okay, they could be teleporting this cow at any minute."
Peacemaker (2022)
"-(MACHINES WHIRRING) -Easy. Easy."
Peacemaker (2022)
"Do you see anything over there?"
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"VIGILANTE: I saw a squirrel a couple seconds ago. Ants."
Peacemaker (2022)
"No, dude. I'm talking about the helmet."
Peacemaker (2022)
"VIGILANTE: Well, then you should be more specific."
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"We're looking for a helmet, why do I care if you saw ants?"
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"VIGILANTE: Because the circle of life, bro."
Peacemaker (2022)
"What do ants have to do with the circle of life?"
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"VIGILANTE: They're one of the most important"
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"parts of it."
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"of the circle of life than, like, fish?"
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"VIGILANTE: Is that a serious question?"
Peacemaker (2022)
"JOHN ECONOMOS: What?"
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"VIGILANTE: There are shitloads of ants."
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"VIGILANTE: (CHUCKLES) Not in one place"
Peacemaker (2022)
"at the same time, dude."
Peacemaker (2022)
"Okay, I am as confused as fuck by this conversation."
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"VIGILANTE: Yeah? Well, welcome to the fucking club!"
Peacemaker (2022)
"EMILIA HARCOURT: So... (SIGHS)"
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"...why'd you change your mind and decide to come?"
Peacemaker (2022)
"I saw an eagle hug a human."
Peacemaker (2022)
"So, I thought maybe it was a sign."
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"-To risk your life? -Yep."
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"Why wasn't it a sign to, like, run in the opposite direction?"
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"Fuck!"
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"(SIGHS) We're never gonna find this dumb fucking hat."
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"(SQUIRRELS SQUEAKING)"
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"You thought you could lose me by killing me, boy?"
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"I'm in your head. I'm the reason you kill"
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"My body may be gone,"
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"but the rest of me is right here!"
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"-And I ain't going nowhere! -Shit."
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"-The fuck are you doing? -Getting my poison blow gun, fucko."
Peacemaker (2022)
"Well, why don't you just go for your piece, cumstain?"
Peacemaker (2022)
"You're metaphorical, douchewad. My gun is real."
Peacemaker (2022)
"I don't want the Butterflies to hear."
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"(CHUCKLES) I almost tricked you, fuck nugget."
Peacemaker (2022)
"You didn't trick shit, you ballsack-looking fuck."
Peacemaker (2022)
"I immediately went for my blow gun."
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"I didn't think for a second about going for my gun!"
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"How do you like that, huh?"
Peacemaker (2022)
"Thanks for coming back, ghost,"
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"so I could kill you all over again."
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"-What are you doing? -Nothing."
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"Whoa."
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"I need you to do something else for me."
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"♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
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"ECONOMOS: Are you fucking kidding me?"
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"The only way for us to get the helmet inside of the barn"
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"is by one of us going in undercover."
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"They're gonna notice Adebayo and me with these injuries."
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"I'll wear a funny nose."
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"John, you're the only one."
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"I don't even want to be here. And why are these wet?"
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"-I washed them in the creek. -Why?"
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"One of the things us warriors seldom talk about"
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"It's a touch of gray in the white cloud of kicking ass."
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"So, now, you want me to risk my life"
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"while wearing diarrhea pants?"
Peacemaker (2022)
"Hey, nobody said anything about diarrhea. I said it was shit."
Peacemaker (2022)
"-Was it diarrhea? -Yes, it was."
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"John, you can do this. Just act like they act."
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"Eat my dick, Schwarze-never."
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"They're aliens. Do they even speak English?"
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"They retain the memories of the bodies they've taken over."
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"So, they seem to primarily use English when communicating."
Peacemaker (2022)
"Happily."
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"♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
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"Remain calm."
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"Head towards the barn like you know what you're doing."
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"(EXHALES DEEPLY)"
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"Where are you going?"
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"What the fuck does that mean?"
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"Okay. Just wanted to make sure."
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"(GAGS)"
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"-(SIGHS) -How the fuck did that work?"
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"(VOMITS, COUGHS)"
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