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Clips from Resident Alien (2021) - Homesick (S01E01)

"Let's get some shoes. - Mm-hmm."
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"♪"
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"- So we meet again."
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"- Do I know you?"
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"- Yeah, you had your hand inside me the other day."
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"- Uh, narrow it down, Judy. - Uh, eat a dick, D'arcy."
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"- I'd have to pry it out of your cold, dead hands."
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"- Oh, 'cause D'arcy only dates size 12s."
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"- Oh, are you going to Cookman's bonfire"
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"on Saturday? - Yeah, I'll be there."
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"- Nice. - Yeah."
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"- You live here."
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"- Yeah, the only crime in Patience tonight"
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"is gonna be this double homicide"
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"when I murder you both"
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"Let me show you how it's done."
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"[breathes deeply]"
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"Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm."
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"[grunts]"
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"You hear that?"
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"That there's the sound of inevitability."
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"[imitates pins falling]"
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"Aha, X marks the spot."
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"- Okay, all right, all right, okay."
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"- All right, not bad."
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"You up, Doc."
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"- Go, Harry."
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"- You got this. Knock 'em down."
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"- This is easy."
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"I've got this. It's all just math."
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"If I can land a spacecraft on an asteroid"
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"traveling 50,000 miles an hour,"
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"I can roll a ball on some wood."
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"[soft dramatic music]"
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"That's a strike. - Ain't no damn strike."
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"That's assault with a deadly weapon."
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"You know, I could arrest your ass for that,"
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"but I don't want to embarrass you"
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"- Ow, shit!"
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"- He's fine."
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"- You know, he was wrong. I never feel embarrassment."
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"- Wow, that's cool."
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"When I was at Stratton, I had this recurring dream."
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"You know, I was running naked through the hallways."
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"It wasn't a dream."
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"Ambien."
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"That's embarrassing."
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"- You've lived here a long time."
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"I have a question that doesn't mean anything."
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"When does the snow melt on the mountain?"
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"- Ooh, it would depend on the weather."
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"It's spring, so if we get a good rain,"
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"it'll be gone in a week. - A week?"
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"- Yeah. - That's very soon."
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"- Do you want to go heli-skiing?"
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"It's rad. - No, don't go up there."
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"- What?"
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"- You're a skier?"
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"- Yeah."
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"Well, I used to ski, like, a lot."
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"I wanted to go to the Olympics, so..."
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"Finished second in the worlds,"
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"and then 2006, I went to Torino."
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"And then this happened. - How did you do that?"
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"- Well, it was my second mogul run."
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"I heard my knee pop."
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"It was before the jump, and I couldn't stop, and..."
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"I landed, and I heard a bunch of bones crack."
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"I had a tib-fib compound fracture."
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"They said I could have lost my leg"
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"Whew, fun day."
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"- Couldn't stop. - Yeah."
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"- That's great."
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"That's where it usually ends. [sighs]"
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"- Actually, I have two."
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"You could have one for each hand"
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"just like in high school."
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"- All right, slut. - Ho bag."
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"- Want to bowl? - Yeah."
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"[soft dramatic music]"
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"♪"
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"- The kid has to ride his bike down this hill"
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"on the way to school."
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"It's a good feeling to know"
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"I am the smartest person on Earth--ugh!"
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"[car horn honks]"
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"- Get out of the street, you idiot!"
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"- Sorry."
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"Hmm."
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"- I liked Sam, but he was always,"
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"Your diet's gonna kill you.""
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"- Well, what you eat is important."
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"- [chuckles strangely] I don't agree with that."
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"- Oh, no?"
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"- No, there are ten things on here"
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"that are going to kill him sooner"
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"than eating bad food does. - Harry."
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"Sam never mentioned that."
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"Tell me when."
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"Look, I just turned 80."
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"You can give it to me straight."
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"How long do you think I have?"
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"- Do you like Christmas? - Yes, very much."
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"- Celebrate it before June."
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"- Oh, okay."
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"Oh."
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"But between now and Christmas?"
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"- You can eat anything you want."
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"- I like you. [chuckles]"
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"This is the first time"
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"that a doctor's been totally honest with me."
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"This town is very lucky to have a doctor as good as you."
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"- Yes, you are lucky."
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"- Uh, you certainly have a particular style."
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"That's impressive. He doesn't like anyone."
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