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Clips from Resident Alien (2021) - Homesick (S01E01)

"- Mm. - Love you."
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"[light dramatic music]"
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"♪"
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"- Whoa, whoa, what are you doing with these?"
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"Look, do I need to remind you"
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"that this side is the mayor's office"
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"and that side is the sheriff's office?"
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"- We got a murder to solve."
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"- Yeah, well, there's no room for those boxes in here, so..."
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"- Well, the laws of physics would tend to disagree with you"
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"since there they are."
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"- Sheriff, I'd like to file a murder complaint."
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"I know who killed Sam Hodges."
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"[chuckles] - Is that so?"
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"All right. - Sure, have a seat."
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"- Go ahead and lay it on me, little deputy."
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"Kid's a little delusional with a fever."
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"Maybe no talking for a day. - Wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"An alien? What you mean?"
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"Like, he ain't got a green card or something?"
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"- No, like alien-alien from outer space."
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"- Outer sp-- - And shoot me."
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"You know I could lock you up for lying"
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"to an officer of the law? That is a crime."
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"You're committing crime. - Got a sick kid, okay?"
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"Gonna need everyone out. Got a sick kid."
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"Just-- - Yeah, he's sick all right."
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"Let me ask you something. You got HBO in your house?"
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"then come back and tell me if you want to go to prison."
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"Talking about some alien shit."
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"I'ma go get me some more boxes. - Ah, no."
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"I really wish that you wouldn't do that, Sheriff."
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"Hey, I know the sheriff can seem kind of mean sometimes,"
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"but he's just a teddy bear..."
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"with severe control and anger issues."
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"when I told him about the alien."
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"Nobody does."
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"- Well, look, maybe he didn't believe you"
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"because he can't see the alien, right?"
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"It's probably putting up some kind of mind shield"
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"- Yeah, that makes sense."
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"- One of my skills as a deputy is to work as a sketch artist."
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"So, if you describe the alien to me,"
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"I could draw a picture of him."
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"Okay, start with his eyes."
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"They're, like, alien shape."
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"And then he has these scales going back--"
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"♪"
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"- Human doctors have to go through years"
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"of medical school to perform a procedure"
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"as simple as burning off a wart."
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"so this is easy for me."
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"All I need is the Internet,"
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"Okay."
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"Let's take a look at that nasty thing."
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"Hmm."
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"You're not a 12-year-old boy with a wart."
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"- Mm, not a 12-year-old boy. [chuckles]"
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"- Ah, yes, Harry, sorry. This is Judy."
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"She's in need of a pelvic exam."
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"We had to move her up from tomorrow."
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"- Oh, okay."
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"Pelvic exam."
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"So, big guy, you into sports?"
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"- No, but I am into putting my pants back on"
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"before the breeze dries out the lettuce."
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"- Yeah, Harry, she doesn't have all day."
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"- Oh. - I'll be right back."
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"Of course."
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"[Judy groans]"
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"Oh, okay, I see your problem. You sat on an earring."
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"- No! That..."
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"- Sorry. - That's supposed to be there."
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"- Uh..."
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"Here we go."
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"Let's just get into this."
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"Mm-hmm. Oh, yes, examining."
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"Uh, yes."
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"[shutter clicking] Oh, uh..."
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"- Did you just take a picture?"
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"♪"
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"- It was a selfie."
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"My first day."
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"[shutter clicks]"
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"- The day didn't get any better."
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"- Oh."
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"- Well, it appears that you are in excellent health."
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"Concerning your breath,"
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"did you recently eat a dead rodent?"
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"Your parents don't have insurance."
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"So, if you get hurt again,"
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"they'll probably lose their home"
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"[light music]"
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"- She just found a lump in her breast."
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"Why don't you try to be"
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"- I know what I'm doing."
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"I see you found a lump in your breast."
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"- Yes."
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"and that you've been so diligent"
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"with your health."
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"As you know, self-examination"
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"can greatly increase your odds of early detection,"
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"so I don't want you to worry."
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"Many women find lumps in their breasts all the time,"
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"and most of them are nothing, okay?"
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"- Okay. - Good."
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"Now let's get a look at that tit."
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"I also discovered that "tit""
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"is not the preferred term for breast."
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"Harry, this is my father, Dan. Harry's a doctor."
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"He's been helping us out at the clinic."
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"Dad, what are you doing?"
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"- I have a bad feeling."
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"There's something wrong with that man."
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"You have a bad feeling about every man"
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"- I don't have a bad feeling about him."
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"That's the problem. - What are you talking about?"
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"♪"
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"- Asta's large father does not like me."
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