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Clips from Blackadder (1982) - The Queen of Spain's Beard (S01E01)

"of your faithful servant, Dougal McAngus"
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"concerning the lineage of Prince Harry."
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"Letters? What is so extraordinary about them?"
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"These letters are intimate. Let me give you an example."
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""probing into affairs of state,"
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"— "I long for you to probe...” — Edmund!"
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"Are you sure you know what you're saying?"
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"As sure as Mother was when she wrote:"
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""Dear big—boy, sail south."
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""As you know, your galleon is always assured"
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""a warm welcome in my harbour.”"
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"Edmund, you shall be Regent until...your father returns."
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"— The King will not return. — What?"
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"Oh, dear."
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"When McAngus last saw him,"
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"he was facing half the Turkish army,"
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"armed with a small piece of cutlery."
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"The King is dead. Long live the King."
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"(All) The King is dead. Long live the King."
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"— Probably dead. — The King is probably dead."
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"(All) Long live the King. The King is probably dead."
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"(All) ..not dead. Long live the King. Hurray!"
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"Love! Death! War!"
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"Rumpy—pumpy!"
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"Brilliant!"
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"McAngus!"
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"My companion in blood and most trusted friend!"
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"You made it!"
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"I made it — thanks to my trusty fruit knife."
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"Wait a minute."
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"What's going on here?"
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"Who are you?"
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"He's our son."
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"What?"
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"Oh, yes, of course... Enid."
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"My beloved father, certain letters have come to light"
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"which might change things a bit around here."
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"They speak of acts of love between your wife and Donald,"
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"the Gay Dog of the Glens."
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""How I long to be in that kingdom between saffron sheets,"
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""where you and your ruler are the only ruler,"
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""and then acts of love consummated,"
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"These letters are dated November and December 1460,"
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"which, Harry, in relation to your date of birth,"
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"..after I was born!"
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"But about nine months before your birth, Edmund."
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"You!"
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"Yo—o—ou bastard!"
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"I think you're the bastard, Edmund."
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"Silence! I want an explanation!"
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"My Liege..."
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"the reason I have gathered you all here today"
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"is to get some proper justice meted out against this Scottish turd"
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"who has clearly forged these obviously fake letters."
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"so no hint of their filthy slander can remain!"
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"You come, fresh from slaughtering chocos when their backs were turned"
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"and think you can upset the harmony of a kingdom?"
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"— I challenge you to a duel! — To the death!"
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"there's meant to be some entertainment!"
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"Good, very good! Take your places."
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"(He mouths)"
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"It's the old times again, McAngus."
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"How could I ever forget!"
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"Very well. Let the killing begin!"
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"Let's see the Black Adder wriggle out of this one!"
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"What's the hold-up?"
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"Um...I'lL give you everything I own. Everything!"
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"Aha!"
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"I...I'm hardly a rich man..."
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"Hardly a man at all!"
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"But...but...but..."
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"my horse must be worth 1,000 ducats."
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"I can sell my wardrobe, pride of my life."
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"My swords, my curtains, my socks and my fighting cocks."
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"And my most intimate treasures —"
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"my collection of antique cod—pieces,"
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"my wigs for state occasions,"
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"my wigs for private occasions, and..."
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"for humorous occasions."
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"My collection of pokers,"
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"my grendle—stretchers, my ornamental pomfreys"
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"and of course, my autographed miniature of Judas Iscariot."
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"(They all laugh)"
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"Ach, I'm only kidding!"
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"Actually, I'm quite interested in the wigs."
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"Never mind!"
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"Ach! Hey!"
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"not being able to pass laws over Scotland."
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"(Laughs weakly) I wouldn't pass water over Scotland!"
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"(He mumbles) I'm fed up!"
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"We're all terribly pleased you're back, Father."
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"I miss the smell of blood in my nostrils."
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"And the Queen's "got a headache”."
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"Oh, dear."
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"The Archbishop of York"
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"wants you to join his formation Italian dance class."
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"— I ought to give him an answer. — Honest, or tactful?"
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"Tactful."
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"Edmund's giving him a last look round the castle."
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"While this..."
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"— I'lL be sorry if he goes. — (McAngus) Interesting!"
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"So will Edmund. They've become firm friends."
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"Father! Harry! There's been a messy accident. You must come quickly!"
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"Oh, God! I'll get my plunger!"
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"# Good folk, lock up your son and daughter"
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"# Unless you want to end up shorter"
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"# Black Adder, Black Adder"
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"# Black his gloves of finest mole"
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"# Black his codpiece made of metal"
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"# His horse is blacker than a vole"
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"# His pot is blacker than his kettle"
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"# With many a cunning plan"
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"# Black Adder, Black Adder"
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"# You horrid little man! #"
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"Of course!"
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"Damnation! I won't have enough time to attend to the drains. Edmund!"
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"..you would be king, My Lord."
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"(Both) You'd rule the world, My Lord!"
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"I'm going to teach them a lesson."
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