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Clips from Blackadder (1982) - The Queen of Spain's Beard (S01E01)

"— ..with the King gone... — Hmm?"
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"or you'll be slaughtered! Onward!"
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"No, not away from the castle, towards it!"
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"Splendid! Splendid! (Bleating)"
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"He writes here that he'll be back by St Leonard's Day."
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"I shall handle the visiting royalty, of course,"
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"Er...yes...yes. Fine, fine, I'd be honoured!"
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"Thank you so very much."
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"then you would be regent now."
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"Yes, I would be king."
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"Precisely!"
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"It's not fair, you know."
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"She's so pure, she daren't look down,"
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"and make mad, passionate love to you."
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"Oh, yes! The feast!"
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"No, I was thinking of something else."
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"Yes. I like the eunuchs."
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"I wish I owned one."
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"Oh, God."
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"We've only one act, and she's shaved her beard off."
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"Oh, yes — and the amazing beardless woman. What a line—up!"
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"They come in, My Lord, and they jump."
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""Sir Dominic Prick and his Magnificent Strolling Wooferoonies"
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""perform the tragic masterpiece The Death Of The Pharaoh.”"
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"It had better be funny, or Prick gets his comeuppance!"
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"Jerry Merryweather and his four chickens?"
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"Yes, My Lord."
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"We'll have them. (Knock at door)"
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"What is it, My Lord?"
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"— My Lord... — Take that to the Lord Chancellor."
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"We could have the morris dancers, My Lord."
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"So...do you want them, or not?"
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"Ah, Edmund."
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"What? Greek?"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, no!"
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"Because...correct me if 1'm wrong, Lord Percy —"
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"St Leonard himself was an eunuch."
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"To leave out the eunuchs on St Leonard's Day would be like..."
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"Besides, Lord Dougal McAngus, the supreme commander, is expected"
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"Well, I'm relying on you, Edmund. Carry on!"
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"So! Some carrot—faced, thistle—arsed"
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"— He's a great warrior. — That's what they all say."
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"Then it probably is."
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"It's not a brain—teaser, Percy."
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"I mean, I cannot understand a word they're saying."
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"Percy...have you ever wondered what your insides look like?"
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"I'd be willing to satisfy your curiosity. Is that clear? Is it?"
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"I'm the Duke of Edinburgh!"
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"I can make things difficult for him."
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"As for these entertainments..."
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"Percy, you'd better go get Bernard the bear—baiter."
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"— Yes. — Looks like we'll need him."
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"— Percy. — Yes, My Lord?"
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"— Dougal McAngus! — Oh, but of course!"
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"McAngus greets you and lays at your feet the spoils of war."
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"Oh, sorry, that's my overnight bag."
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"Oh, McAngus! It fills me with joy and hope to see you."
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"Join us. You must be starving."
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"— And young Lochinvar? — And him, too."
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"Come on, Lochinvar!"
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"You must be the King's wee rumpy—pumpy."
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"— My father sends his regards. — Do I know him?"
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"I think you could say that."
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"He's Donald McAngus, third Duke of Argyll"
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"Ah, the eunuch!"
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"— You sound like one. — I am not a eunuch."
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"I'm sorry — you're in my chair."
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"Grant me fair Selkirk and the shire of Roxburgh."
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"but those lands do, in fact, belong to me."
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"Yes?"
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""What an absurd idea,"
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""for slaughtering syphilitic Turks.”"
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"Good, good. So be it."
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"Where?"
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"In the Great Hall and in the bladder."
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"Yes."
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"Yes, perhaps we need something..."
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"— I have a cunning plan. — I have a more cunning one."
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"— Mine's pretty cunning. — Not cunning enough."
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"— Depends on how cunning you mean. — Damn cunning!"
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"a wonderful idea..."
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"No, I think I have a plan which will give us a little more..."
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"Nnngaaargh!"
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"Can I help ye?"
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"I wondered if you could do me a little favour."
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"(Laughs sheepishly, then screams)"
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"Um... Well..."
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"Thing is, we were hoping to present a mystery play"
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"by one of our leading thespianic troupes"
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"but, unfortunately, one of their number is ill, um..."
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"Well, I warn ye..."
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"There shouldn't be much acting required."
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"I'll have a crack at it. (Animal yelps)"
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"Yes, well, as I say..."
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"Woooorgh!"
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"Tall trees! Let's see those branches waving."
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"— # Mimimi. # — How did it go?"
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"Not bad,"
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"To spill the blood of this Scotsman vile."
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"Don't be absurd. Such activities are totally beyond my mother."
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"What?"
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"(McAngus) Aye, it is."
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"Quickly! McAngus is going to die!"
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"— Any moment! — Carrot—faced orang—utan!"
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"He knows too much!"
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"No, he mustn't, he mustn't! He has vital information."
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"— When were these written? — 1460."
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"(He laughs fiendishly) Baldrick! Get in here."
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"Tell them I have a very important announcement to make."
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"(He laughs fiendishly)"
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"— Do I have to take the dress off? — Get out!"
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"If you played your cards right, you could become king."
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"Look, Edmund, is this announcement going to take long?"
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"certain letters, certain rather extraordinary letters"
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"Letters?"
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"Your father being, of course, Donald, third Duke of Argyll"
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""often, as you sit at table with my husband,"
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""Big—boy!" Mother! Do you know about this?"
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"What chance did I have? I was a little foreign girl."
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"Then I must renounce the regency and hie me to a monastery."
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