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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Flip Flop (S04E04)

"I bet she was comfortable with the pole."
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"Ah. Should've quit after "nipple.""
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"How does Leno do it night after night?"
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"I was just wondering that about myself."
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"Phil, please, tell us that you have some good news."
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"Well, it's complicated because I don't have good news,"
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"but I really want you guys to like me."
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"What? Gil Thorpe called back with another offer,"
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"but it was 10,000 lower than the last one."
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"Lower?"
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"Oh, that is perfect. That's just perfect."
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"Something you wanna say, Mitchell?"
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"Yes. "I told you so. I warned you this would happen."
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"I was right, and you were wrong."
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"You live in this ridiculous candy-colored fantasy land."
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"I am so much smarter than you, and it is killing me not to rub your nose in it!""
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"No. I'm just thinking."
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"Okay, guys, we have to do something."
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"- Cam, what did you spend on staging? - Uh, let's see. I don't know."
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"How can you not know?"
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"Because I was hungry, and everything was so pretty."
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"And I didn't think it would matter..."
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"because who could've guessed we wouldn't have sold the house by now?"
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"Me."
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"Phil, do you think you can get Gil Thorpe..."
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"up to his original offer? How?"
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"I don't know. You could, uh, flatter him, stroke his ego."
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"No, he'd never fall for that. He's too smart."
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"- Oh. But, honey, if anybody can pull it off, you can. - Mm-hmm."
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"You're so good at everything. Mmm. That is true."
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"I'll do it."
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"We're back!"
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"I cannot believe that again you brought a girl."
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"What is it this time? A cocktail waitress?"
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"A boat show model? A stripper?"
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"No, then I could make real money. I'm just a Ph.D."
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"Mom, this is Trish."
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"Gloria, hi. Hey."
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"Jay. How do you do?"
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"I have heard so much about you."
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"She works at the Museum of Art."
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"It was so cool. We got an after-hours tour,"
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"and Trish said I could take flash pictures of the paintings."
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"- But don't worry. I didn't. - That's a relief."
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"I was afraid I was gonna have to look at 'em."
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"So you work at the museum? Oh, no. I'm just on the board."
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"I run the art and antiquities department at Christie's."
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"Oh. Let me see. What is the word I am looking for?"
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"Oh, yes-Bam!"
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"So how did you two meet?"
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"I won a car in a poker game, but it caught on fire,"
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"so the guy gave me a painting."
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"I took it to the auction house, y "tiqui-tiqui," I made a big profit."
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"But I still came home with a masterpiece."
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"He means her."
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"May I tell you, you have a wonderful boy?"
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"So well-mannered and chivalrous."
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"It's like he leapt off the canvas of a 16th-century portrait..."
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"by Gainsborough or Van Dyke."
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"Well, that's up to them, papi."
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"How can I turn down a free meal?"
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"- First time's the hardest. - What do you say, my love?"
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"Well, I'm not sure I'm ready to say good-bye to this guy yet."
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"But I'll only stay if you let me contribute."
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"I did bring along a fabulous bottle of '82 Bordeaux..."
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"that we didn't get to this weekend."
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"For that, you can take Manny home."
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"See what I have to put up with?"
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"Gil! Phil Dunphy."
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"I knew you'd come slinking back! Hey, guys!"
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"It's Dunphy. He's cavin'. What did I tell you? What did I tell you, right?"
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"'cause you're small and dainty."
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"Gil, I wanna talk to you about your offer."
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"Oh! I et me stop you right there."
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"This is how this is gonna go down."
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"First of all, I'm gonna take you out to a very nice dinner."
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"I'm gonna talk really sweet to you."
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"And then I'm gonna lay you down by the fire-"
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"If you guys are talking about the house, my friend Zack's still looking."
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"Honey, 14-year-olds can't afford to buy houses."
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"He's not 14. He's a software guy who volunteers at my school."
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"We 're gonna be sweating. He's an adult with money?"
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"He drives a nicer car than you. Get me his number right now!"
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"but you and I both know that you got Thorpedoed."
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"Guess what, Gil. This was a courtesy call to tell you that I have another buyer."
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"So you can tell your buyer that you cost them a great house..."
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"because you got cocky and overplayed your hand."
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"Prepare to Phil the agony of Dunfeat."
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"Both names!"
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"Now, I'm not an art expert like you,"
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"but I did acquire this piece in a gallery..."
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"in one of the finer Vegas casinos."
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"What do you think?"
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"It does say something. He used to, before his little voice box broke."
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"It said, "Welcome home, master. Ruff day?""
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"Again?"
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"Would you believe she made me keep this in the attic?"
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"- Gloria, Trish says this is art. - What was it Thoreau said?"
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""It's not what you look at that matters. It's what you see.""
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"Keep talking like that, and you will find out how he lost his voice box."
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"What have we here? His name's Barkley."
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"It's not delightful. It's disgusting."
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"Uh, look at Warhol. Look at Koons."
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"A lot of great works of contemporary art..."
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"were initially dismissed as garbage."
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"- Excellent point, Trish. - This is not even garbage."
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"They wouldn't take it. It's too big for the can."
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"Now, what I see is a man who is not a man."
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"He is a servant who has lost his dignity."
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"It is a commentary on the class system in society,"
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"as well as a handy place to put your keys and sunglasses."
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"Whatever he is, your Barkley is going back to the attic."
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"- I'm going to see the baby. - Oh! Barkley."
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"- Very clever. - Come on, guys. Let's play."
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"What are you going to play?"
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"Charades. Me and Trish against Dad and Jay."
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"I have to warn you, Jay, these two are very good."
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"It's like they have their own language."
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"I want to play too! Which team should I join?"
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"Play with Manny. Oh, Jay's."
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