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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - How To Have An Orgasm (S03E03)

"I'm just saying that this whole thing blows."
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"I'll take the pickle."
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"Well, I'm doing Joan of Arc."
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"Well, I'm gonna do Charles Darwin."
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"Ah! Charles Darwin."
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"Survival of the fittest, evolution, the Galapagos--"
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"Married his cousin, yeah, it's all there,"
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"-and it's all equally important. -Andrew, hush."
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"-They bred and there were... -Andrew--"
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"-minimal problems with the children. -This--"
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"I'm doing my report on my new best friend, Duke Ellington."
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"-Whoa, are you saying you own him? -What?"
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"John Oliver is gonna fucking torch you, bro."
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"Fine. You know what, everybody?"
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"I'm gonna do my report on Harry Houdini."
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"Oh, is that who he was?"
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"I thought he was, like, a ballerina who cried a lot and had a huge, weird butt."
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"-Too late, Jay. -His butt was perfect."
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"-...and famously thicc male ballerina."
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"It is nothing for me to gain mass."
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"-Psst, Jessi. -What?"
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"I'm not great at that game."
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"-Aw. -I don't even know how to win."
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"Win? You mean have an orgasm?"
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"-No thanks. -Pussy scream?"
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"Nope! Okay, let's stick with orgasm."
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"And while we're speaking plainly,"
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"...it feels... medical."
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"-takes all the bubbles out my soda pop. -Sorry."
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"Besides, there's more than one way to do it."
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"-Oh. All right. -Joojle it."
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""How to have an orgasm.""
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"Ew, that sounds like work."
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"Look over there, Bethany's First Orgasm."
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"Right, but that looks porn-y."
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"-And that's why we are interested? -I guess we are, huh. All right."
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"This is my first orgasm!"
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"It's nice that they got her balloons."
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"Why don't you put down that vibrator?"
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"Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"-Yeah. -Oh! This is my first orgasm again!"
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"Okay, okay. Um, I know we're supposed to believe women,"
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"But you know what didn't seem fake? That big ol' dick."
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"To me, it looked like an anaconda that ate a calzone,"
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"and inside the calzone was a huge fuckin' dick."
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"- She wrote back to my hot abs pic. -Hooray!"
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""That's it, question mark"?"
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"-Hmmmm... -What does that mean?"
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"I think it means she wants a picture of your dick-ture."
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"-But it could go so badly. -Come on."
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"I mean, what if she sees it and she-- she hates it?"
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"Y'all wanna put this chode on the worldwide?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. People send dick pics all the time."
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"What if I just sent her a picture of Shaun White's dick?"
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"the pubes are bright red, and he hung one of his medals on it."
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"Oh, my God, what is wrong with him?"
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"-It's all ego with that guy. -Huh."
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"Ugh, I just got the chills."
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"Okay, nailed the last line, now I just gotta work my way backwards."
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"Oh, my God, I'm having so much fun."
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"Uh... What's, uh-- What's so funny up here?"
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"I once took a very important screw out of Buddy Holly's plane."
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"Duke, why didn't you ever tell me that story?"
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"♪ He's a selfish little prick and his name is Nick ♪"
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"Hey, guys, nobody likes to be objectified."
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"-Do better. -What?"
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"You can't compliment a child on his dick-suckin' lips anymore?"
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"All right, how do I get my dick, my face, and the newspaper in one shot?"
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"And why is the newspaper important?"
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"It looks like you're holding your dick hostage."
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"Just take the pic, you can't go wrong."
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"-So this one went wrong. -I look ridiculous."
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"Forget it. I'm just gonna send her a nice thank-you note."
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"bad hair, bad arms, terrible legs, a weird, lumbering gait--"
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"-Okay... -But you, you, Andrew Glouberman,"
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"I just wish you could see your dick the way I do."
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"♪ He'll never tell! ♪"
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"-What do I do with my hands? -Hold it. Hold your penis."
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"-Okay. -Get that dick off you, it's poison."
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"Do I shake my butt with my dick? I don't--"
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"-Okay. -Your dick is poison."
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"Who the fuck am I? Who am I?"
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"I'm Andrew Glouberman's dick. Uh."
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"How about some funny glasses on it?"
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"I don't do that kind of thing."
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"Yeah, it's stupid, I didn't want it, the agency wanted it--"
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"I know my dick's funny, so I don't like to take--"
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"Oh, I'll have a third champagne if it-- I dunno, okay."
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"Smile, but with your penis."
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"-Hold it, hold it. Yeah, baby."
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"You're honestly a natural. Have you done this before?"
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"-No, people say it's illegal. -Yeah."
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"Maybe I'm just gonna be one of those women who can't have orgasms."
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"It's more common than you think."
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"Come on, you've only tried one method."
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"Remember that porno girl with the dope-ass vibrator?"
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"That part was compelling."
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"-Really? -Joojle it!"
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""Some scholars trace the invention of the vibrator"
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"to 19th-century doctor Joseph Granville.""
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"Ooh, I was hoping we'd do this."
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"Lately, she has become willful and disobedient. She keeps saying,"
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""Oh, I want the right to vote, I want to work outside the home!""
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"-She's very ill. -How is this related to vibrators?"
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"So, hysterical paroxysm is..."
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"This is my first orgasm!"
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"Behold, vibration for women's health."
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"I want to be healthy."
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"-But she seems happy, I guess? -Yeah."
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"And now they make vibrators that are waterproof."
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"Mm... nah."
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"And now, if you'll all look underneath your plates,"
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"Ooh, exactly what I wanted, rosemary sorbet."
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"I got another... hamburger."
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"Well, I saw how much you enjoyed the first one."
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"Monkey brains? Nice."
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"-Leah... -All right, fine."
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"I got "good booby cake"?"
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"It's prepared in one of your bras."
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"Why are you humoring this psychopath?"
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