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Clips from Arrested Development (2003) - Taste Makers (S05E05)

"No, no, no. I'm-- I'm gay."
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"Yeah, sure, because of your trick."
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"[Ron] Gob had recently performed a sexuality switch illusion at a parade."
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"It ended unexpectedly when his partner had a premature emulsification."
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"Who's straight now?"
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"...with no way back in"
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"the magician's code precluded him from undoing."
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"[man] Unfortunately for you, we also caught your appearance"
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"on that religious program"
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"And As It Is Such, So Also As Such It Is-- what is it?"
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"-"Unto you," boss. -[man] Unto You."
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"-Yes. -[Ron] Where Gob announced"
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"he was seeking Christian sexuality conversion..."
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"To Christianity!"
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"To not being into guys, I guess."
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"You are talking about praying away the gay."
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"...to lead a public life"
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"-as a straight man. -Well, yeah, I..."
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"Sure, I guess it could get me off."
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"that conversion therapy works, which will hurt us."
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"And we're the ones doing the hurting."
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"-[man] No. -I mean, off."
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"[man] Because it's a destructive sham that thinks"
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"that homosexuality can be cured through shame and fear,"
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"You're right, I hear you."
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"And I'll cancel my appointment. I'll lose my deposit, but right is right."
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"It's too late for that. You said on TV"
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"you're going into conversion therapy,"
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"so you are going to go."
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"And then you're going to announce it didn't work."
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"So... I have to stay gay?"
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"Just for seven years. Then we'll let you age out."
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"It's a lot more generous than what I did"
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"to that last guy who faked being gay."
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"You know him. Your pal Tony Wonder."
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"Don't worry. We took care of him. Didn't we, boys?"
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"-[man 2] We sure did. -[man 3] We sure did."
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"[man] Now, do as you're told, and you will have made"
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"some very powerful friends."
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"-In case you ever need a favor. -[Gob] Austero."
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"She was my sister."
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"My apologies."
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"Think I was shacking up with your sister."
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"Maybe he is gay."
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"I mean, I... Listen, I want you to know,"
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"with your sister's disappearance."
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"I'm not worried about it."
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"that she's no longer around."
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"Tell me about it."
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"My sister and I don't get along, either. She just left..."
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"we're going to ask for a little insurance to make sure"
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"-you will always be loyal to us. -[snaps fingers]"
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"Since you're so good at magic,"
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"why don't you make that disappear."
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"Is that what I think it is?"
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"-Yes, it's what you think it is. -Yeah."
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"Don't need it traced back to us."
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"and this is the last sound you're going to hear."
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"Oh, hell, you saw the matinee. Out you go."
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"Chop-chop. I want it off my floor"
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"and somewhere no one will find it."
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"I've got to get out of these work clothes."
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"I have house seats for Chita Rivera tonight."
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"I don't know who he is."
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"[Ron] On the next Arrested Development."
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"Tent City is all about survival."
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"I bet this place gets a lot quieter after dark."
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"Also, we could always go to the food court."
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"inside, outside, inside, outside,"
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"Oh. Are we gonna go in the kitchen?"
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"[rattling]"
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"[both] Inside, outside. Inside, outside."
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"that I'm available to you 24 hours a day,"
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"You shouldn't be thinking about bankruptcy at all, you know?"
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"It's gonna be so much fun!"
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"-[girl] Ew! -Waving with righty. We've discussed this."
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"Come get my shower ready and then take over"
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"[both] Don't tell Michael."
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"so there won't be gaining everyone's respect."
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"I'm gonna need that office space after all."
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"to move as we will after work hours."
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"And we're on the move again."
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"For me."
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"-Don't tell Gangee. -You see the fun we have?"
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"Gob went to meet with the Gay Mafia,"
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"[tapping]"
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"you pathetic little dipshit."
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"To be honest, we fought all the time,"
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"Looks like your old man came through with that camping trip."
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"[theme music playing]"
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"Look who's back."
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"when... what kind of... when... what...?"
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"[whispering] We need to keep a low profile."
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"in three, two, one."
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"[theme song playing]"
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"-[alarm blaring] -Huh? [grunts]"
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"[elevator bell dings]"
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"[Tobias] ...because an actor's body is his instrument."
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"Very flattering. That's the real deal."
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"Yes, I think I was shacking up with your ex-wife."
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"[DeBrie] Oh, and maybe we can ask them to turn down the birds."
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"[Buster and Oscar] Inside, outside, inside, outside,"
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