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Clips from Arrested Development (2003) - Taste Makers (S05E05)

"-she can't see the company? -Then she's gonna know"
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"I'm not a tech entrepreneur named George Maharis."
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"[Ron] Fortunately, his uncle inspired a solution."
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"-They're paid protestors, boy! -[Ron] Unfortunately..."
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"Do you think they could be Anonymous, like Guy Fawkses?"
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"...Gob had a different interpretation"
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"-of what a Guy Fawkes was. -[Rebel] Foxy guys."
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"Fakeblock's incredible. Fakeblock is--"
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"-Yeah, Fakeblock is real. Yeah. - [Ron] And so, he went to thank a cousin"
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"-who was in the middle of a deception. -[George Michael] I was this close"
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"She totally bought it. She wants to invest now."
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"I don't know how you did it, but it was great."
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"You got people there for the day."
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"I didn't hire anybody for the day."
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"Then where did those people come from? The place was wall-to-wall nerds."
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"Yeah, this is making sense."
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"Those people that you saw didn't come in for the day."
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"Remember when I said I fired everybody?"
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"What I did was, I asked Joan in HR to fire everybody for me."
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"Then, so I didn't have to make two phone calls,"
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"I fired her there on the spot."
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"-So you fired the person in charge of... -Firing."
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"Yes. So, you know, you fire the person in HR last."
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"That's the lesson here."
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"But, hey, this is how you learn in business, am I right?"
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"We're still somehow paying these people?"
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"Well, we're not paying Joan in HR. Gotta give me credit for that one."
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"Well, we're not gonna have any more credit at all."
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"That explains why Maeby's credit cards aren't working."
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"Maeby's credit cards?"
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"a completely different person. [chuckles]"
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"Speaking of which, there's your solution."
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"and I think it's about time we killed them off. What do you say?"
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"George Maharis can have a heart attack."
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"-Maeby gets hit by a bus. -[George Michael] Killing off Maeby?"
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"-Yup, see you. -I know Annette can be forgetful,"
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"but she remembers Maeby is the dominant personality, right?"
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"Hey, I got a pretty sweet setup here."
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"Okay? I finally got rid of my beloved Stan."
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"He's in the hospital, massive head injury."
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"Free rent. New neighbors every six to eight months."
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"Also, Maeby doesn't even have a high school diploma."
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"Not a good move, given the world my generation is leaving hers."
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"I'm glad it's easy for you, but me and George Maharis have the same teeth."
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"[chuckles]"
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"People are gonna figure it out. If I'm not arrested for fraud,"
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"-I'm gonna end up in my old bedroom. -Yeah. It's six o'clock."
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"I'm already an hour and a half late for dinner."
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"And I'm sorry if I'm repeating myself, but, uh... Annette,"
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"she like-a the pasta, hmm?"
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"[Ron] Later that day, Michael heard a noise coming"
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"from his son's old bedroom and was surprised"
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"to discover that, this time, it was his son."
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"It's you. What are you doing in your bedroom?"
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"Playing a game where I just throw the tennis ball"
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"against the wall and try and catch it. And then if I miss it, I..."
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"Uh, feel pretty bad and beat myself up,"
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"and then I kind of try and move past that"
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"and get back on the horse."
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"Okay. Son, I-- I meant, what-- what-- what are you doing"
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"back in your old room?"
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"Um... that's just a..."
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"minor regression."
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"Well, I guess I was actually just trying to go back to a simpler time."
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"When I was a young boy and..."
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"all I cared about were simple things"
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"like what does it take to be a good citizen"
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"and am I gonna be able to fall asleep tonight,"
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"or am I getting too wound up"
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"-about this good citizen stuff? -Well, George Michael,"
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"you've always been such a funny little guy, you know."
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"Of course it make sense now, you being a computer genius."
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"Speaking of which, question: I'm trying"
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"to gather as much capital as possible to help out Dad,"
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"but I think that they're hiding something."
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"I mean, they've got secret bookkeeping, and, um,"
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"Each time I try to print it, I get this root warning,"
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"-you know... -Doesn't look"
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"like it came from a normal printer, actually."
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"It's not, no, I sent it to the Smile Maker. It's a dental printer."
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"Okay. That explains that toothbrush next to the warning sign."
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"And you see how they spelled "byte" without a y."
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"-No, this is for dentists. -Listen to you."
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"This is why you have a billion-dollar software company"
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"and your old man has to hit "popcorn" on the microwave"
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"any time I want to heat something up."
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"-You hit "heat," then hit "time," then... -Mine does not work that way."
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"But popcorn sounds good. Let's go make some of that. Come on."
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"[Ron] Unbeknownst to the guys, and directly over their heads,"
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"I knew it. [sighs] Okay. I had nine gummy bears"
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"wrapped in tinfoil here,"
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"and the tinfoil is still here, but, uh, I'm super confused."
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"Do we have magic gummy bears that just get up and walk away?"
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"What're you gonna do about it?"
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"[Ron] And the cramped quarters"
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"had his makeshift family feeling on edge."
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"No! I'm the provider for this family."
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"If anyone gets to leave, it's me."
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"Yeah, you're good at that, Dad. You're good at leaving."
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"It-- It's kind of your thing, actually."
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"Hey, I don't have to crouch here for this-- Ow! [groans]"
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"I just don't understand why we're still here."
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"-[Tobias] Shh! -Why are we hiding?"
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"Yeah, I thought you said you were the sticky white glue"
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"that this family sniffs together."
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"All right, look, we're in a bad situation here."
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"But, I've been jammed"
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"with bigger things in tighter spots than this."
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"Ah."
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"We just need better living conditions."
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"Isn't that what the Bluth Company does?"
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"No, you fuck-- Oh!"
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"-Mmm... -Uh-huh, uh-huh."
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"-Mm-hmm. -[DeBrie] Uh-huh."
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"[Ron] Oscar and Buster, meanwhile, had found a new place to live."
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"[Oscar] This is a great pad."
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"I know. This is what we in the Bluth family"
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"-call a "Don't Tell Michael." -[all laugh]"
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"[Ron] But their new roommate wanted out."
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"Maybe I'll go make us some popcorn."
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