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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"that he had made three big mistakes in his life."
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"No!"
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"And this was the third and biggest."
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"Baby, real estate is always a good investment."
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"And the market is really hot right now."
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"They weren't."
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"Sorry."
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"Yeah, I know,"
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"Dowisetrepla."
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"Oh, I see, you're not New Yorkers."
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"All right, bring it home, boys."
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"life is gonna be sweet!"
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"- I know. - It's..."
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"So, uh, the owners,"
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"The lock bar's combination is"
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"And here is my card."
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"Anything else?"
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"Wendy,"
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"Ah, make yourself at home."
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"Wow."
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"The next day,"
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"We solved the mystery of the missing retainer."
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"What do you think, makeup sex?"
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"Now all we need is a motive."
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"and it's all Lily's fault."
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"- Hey, hey, guys. - Hey."
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"No, you shouldn't have."
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"It seems like this is a way to do it."
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"will you divorce me?"
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"We told her that, uh, because of our finances,"
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"- This is exciting. - Yeah."
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"Wh-What plant? What are you talking about?"
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"Kids, everybody makes mistakes."
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"Take this girl Meg for instance."
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"She made a mistake, a mistake named Barney."
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"Yeah,"
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"I thought I was gonna get married to my last boyfriend"
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"but, boy, did that guy have commitment issues."
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"That whole relationship--"
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"that's three weeks of my life I'll never get back."
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"Well, I love commitment."
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"I wish I could marry commitment."
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"- I met a girl last night. - Really?"
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"So perky and full of life and not at all fake."
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"You're talking about her boobs, right?"
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"C?"
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"And that wasn't Spanish, that was cup size."
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"What up?"
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"- So, these boobs... - Hmm."
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"paint me a word picture."
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"All right, Ted."
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"Imagine the heads of two Irish babies."
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"Mmm."
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"Let's call them..."
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"and..."
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"Please stop!"
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"When you get married,"
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"you start outgrowing certain parts of your life."
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"And for Lily and Marshall,"
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"those certain parts were,"
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"for the most part,"
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"me."
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"Why would you come in?"
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"You heard me shaving!"
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"I thought you were shaving your face!"
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"Well, clearly I wasn't!"
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"- Pay up! - Ugh!"
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"Hussy!"
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"- Guys. - Hussy? What?"
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"Guys, it's 3:00 in the morning"
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"and it reeks in here."
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"Ted said it was okay."
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"Ah, hey, Marshall."
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"You're still up?"
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"Aren't you taking the bar tomorrow?"
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"Discontent was bubbling under the surface,"
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"until one day..."
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"Ted!"
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"How many times have I asked you to put the lid"
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"back on the peanut butter jar?"
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"It's this sort of inconsiderate,"
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"immature jackassery that makes me feel like I'm living in the Real World house,"
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"and not the early years..."
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"when they all had jobs and social consciences."
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"I'm talking about Hawaii and after!"
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"I can't take this anymore!"
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"Ted, Lily and I are married now!"
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"It's time!"
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"We're getting our own place!"
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"Actually,"
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"I left the lid off. Sorry, baby."
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"But still, it was time to move forward."
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"So, they set out to find a new apartment to rent."
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"Hey, here's one."
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"Pre-war building, recently renovated,"
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"hardwood floors,"
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"tons of light,"
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"two bedroom, two bath."
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"Oh, yeah, but that one's not for rent."
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"It's for sale."
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"Oh, right."
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"Kids, Uncle Marshall always likes to say"
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"This was the first."
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"Jump, you big chicken!"
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"Jump! You afraidy cat!"
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"Jump! Jump!"
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"We should buy a place!"
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"What?"
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"It's not."
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"It wasn't."
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"And because of my new job,"
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"we are in such a strong place financially."
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"Because lily had a secret"
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"Hi."
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"My name is Lily and I'm a shopaholic."
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"Hi, Lily."
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"Oh, you guys don't do that here?"
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"Proceed."
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"I buy designer clothes and accessories"
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"that I can't afford."
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