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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Estate Sale (S02E02)

"Well, that's more than enough information for me to go on."
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"It's just riding a bike is a pretty basic skill."
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"- Mm, is it though?"
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"- I think that most kids learn how to ride a bike!"
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"- Yeah well, most kids also get head lice."
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"I'm sorry if the opportunity never presented itself."
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"- Oh what, there was no gap year in Belgium?"
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"(With a French accent) No Tour de France boyfriend?"
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"when my parents tried teaching him,"
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"that they threw all the bikes into this big bonfire"
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"up in the Hamptons, and we never talked about it again."
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"- Oh."
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"- Anyway, I have lots of skills that you don't have."
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"- I am sure that you do."
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"It is very difficult. - I believe you."
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"without a lock of human hair."
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"- Now, you see, if you can do all that,"
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"- (Laughs)"
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"- Alexis?"
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"- Sorry, I was just thinking about this crazy night"
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"at "Kiss Kiss.""
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"(Laughs)"
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"- Well, this might be the closest we're gonna get to Meryl."
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"You know, if she got fired from her job at the magazine,"
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"and started walking the streets."
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"- Oh, that's a good one! We haven't tried that one yet."
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"- Yeah, I wouldn't. - No, it's a good idea."
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"WENDY: Missing Peter Pan?"
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"- I'm sorry?"
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"- Well, because I see a couple of "Lost Boys.""
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"(Chuckles)"
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"Hi, I'm Wendy. Are we shopping for a mother, a girlfriend?"
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"- Actually, my wife. - Oh!"
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"- Yeah, we've got it under control though,"
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"- Oh well, very well, then."
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"I know how hard it can be for two men"
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"in a women's clothing store."
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"Well, I'm actually in really good hands,"
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"because this man has a woman's touch."
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"- Okay, so we're gonna take these pieces."
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"- Oh well, I have to ask, is this for a funeral?"
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"Because we do offer bereavement discounts."
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"- No, why would you think that?"
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"- Well, just very somber, serious pieces."
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"- Well, we don't want that!"
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"I have a few new pieces that just came in,"
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"I'd love for you to see them."
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"- I just don't know if we need to be adding any more options to the mix."
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"- Well, if she's offering, what's the problem?"
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"- Oh, come on, that's silly."
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"- Now, I know you men like to play it safe,"
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"but I just thought, why not shake it up?"
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"- Ugh! - Oh, I like these!"
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"- Are they durable? - Oh well,"
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"durability a given here at the "Blouse Barn.""
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"- It's between these two."
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"- Well, this is a real "Sophie's Choice!""
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"- I hope that you and Jocelyn don't role play that at home."
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"- Hell, we've played every Streep movie."
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"- Oh, okay. - Um..."
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"Would you describe either of those as "quick release?""
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"- Funnily enough, both have snaps."
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"- Oh, great!"
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"Well, then I guess I um..."
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"Well..."
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"Uh, which one do you like?"
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"- I don't know, it's such a tough choice."
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"- Oh, you're tellin' me!"
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"- It's just that I'm finding both of these options"
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"to be a little um... - What?"
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"- Well, I don't know, we've just spent so much time"
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"and energy finding the few pieces that aren't um..."
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"- Uh... - What?!"
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"- I'm trying to find the word to describe what I--"
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"- Oh! Flirty? Sassy?"
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"- Hmm."
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"- Well! Skanky."
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"- We'll um, take the funereal skirt then,"
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"RAY: And sold! (Gavel bangs)"
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"To Johnny Rose, for the price of $15 dollars!"
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"Which uh, I hope you can afford."
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"You know, considering your financial situation."
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"- Yeah, I get it Ray, I get it. I get it."
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"I've got cash, and I'd just like my cufflinks, please."
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"RAY: And now, moving on to bedroom items."
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"We'll start the bidding on the bed at $50 dollars."
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"We have $50!"
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"- $60! - Moira."
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"- Ssh! - Ooh, I smell a bidding war!"
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"Do we have $70? - $70!"
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"- $70! Do I have $75?"
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"- $75! - Moira, what are you doing?"
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"- We are currently sleeping on a rectangular collection"
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"- $75, do we have $80?"
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"- $80! - $80!"
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"- $90! - Moira, we can't afford this!"
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"- You got the cufflinks! - For $15 dollars!"
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"- $90! Do we have $100? - $100!"
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"- $100! - You just bid against yourself!"
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"RAY: Do I hear $105?"
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"- $130! - Wow, $130! Do I hear $135?"
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"- $140! - $150!"
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"- $160! - Moira, I'm begging you!"
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"- Oh, she has a decent bed, John,"
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"she's just being greedy! - $165, anyone?"
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"- $170! - You did it again!"
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"- I know what I'm doing! - $170! $180?"
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"- Ray, I think we're done here! - $180!"
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"- $180! Do I hear $190?"
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"- One-nine... Two hundred!"
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"- $200! Wow, Mrs. Rose."
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"You're really going for it, which is surprising--"
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"Unfortunately that joke bid is currently our highest"
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"at $200 dollars!"
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"Going once, going twice, - Two hundred and one!"
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"- $201 going once, going twice, - Don't!"
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"- Sold, to Jocelyn Schitt, for $201 dollars."
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"- Fuck!"
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"- Well, thank you for this delightful trip."
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"- You know, I'm starting to get the feeling that uh,"
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