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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Estate Sale (S02E02)

"- David?"
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"This is so off base!"
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"- No, Mutt!"
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"- Mhmm. - You have to, do you promise me?"
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"- I do!"
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"And like, a car would be nice, but do I need a car?"
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"I thought maybe we could take a little ride to the cafe."
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"- See 'ya!"
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""what great taste they had!""
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"And now some lonely hoarder"
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"- Roland!"
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"but it was a small room in my house,"
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"- Yours!"
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"it's just that you know, shopping,"
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"- Yes, and normally I'm fine with that,"
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"- Well, actually, this is supposed to be a surprise."
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"You finding anything yet?"
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"- I think half the fun is panning for nuggets"
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"- I'll use the cufflinks! - What size is it?"
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"- Have you ever seen "The Devil Wears Prada?""
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"- Yep, I've seen it! - Okay, anyway,"
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"ALEXIS: You're judging me! MUTT: I'm not!"
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"And David was such a little drama queen"
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"- Like, have you ever had to negotiate in Arabic?"
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"- And try getting into "Kiss Kiss" in Tokyo"
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"I'm pretty sure that you can learn to ride a bike."
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"so thank you so much."
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"- Well, they're not-- - If you're willing,"
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"- Everything in here is like one big, tacky blouse."
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"- Um... - Hmm? Mhmm!"
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"And if you're asking my opinion..."
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"- Are we, though?"
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"- Skanky! I think the clothes are a bit skanky."
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"and the skanky blouse."
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"First we'll have a brand new queen sized"
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"memory foam mattress."
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"of knives and barbed wire, John."
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"- Yeah, Ray, you know what, that was just a joke bid, so."
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"- Oh, I understand."
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"Come on, you made some great choices today."
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"- Self-respect? - No, taste."
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"uh yeah, I might get a little upset."
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"(Sighs) Listen."
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"- I know, but I'm gonna tell her you did."
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"- Yeah, I don't really trust your dad in terms of like,"
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""teachable moments.""
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"- Are you coming, or do I just keep like, driving straight?"
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"- I didn't teach you how to brake yet!"
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"all right, don't spread it around."
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"- Johnny, it's barely out of the plastic."
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"- Fifty?"
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"I can't believe I'm saying this,"
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"- Oh Moira, we've stayed at Kennedy compound,"
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"- The Kennedys aren't Roland!"
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"I mean, look, hey!"
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"I don't feel any springs, no nails, no bolts!"
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"It's comfy, come to bed."
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"- Yes, yes, that's the spirit."
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"- David, you're gonna feel so good, trust me."
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"- You can't blame everything on having been pigeon-toed, David."
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"- Aah! - He's coming, come on, come on!"
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"- Hey, someone get my camera!"
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"David, what is this?!"
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"- It looks like a bike."
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"- Yes. Yes, it is."
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"- David, what is this doing here?"
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"- You might wanna read the note."
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"- No, is it from Mutt?"
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"David!"
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"No! No!"
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"- I feel like he really gets you."
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"Like, I feel like he sees like, deep into your soul."
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"I'm not quite sure what he's seeing exactly,"
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"but there's definitely - he's looking inward."
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"- What am I gonna do?! - About what?"
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"- This is serious, David!"
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"Arghh!"
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"My God, imagine what kind of ring he'd buy!"
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"Like an opal, or something."
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"- Ooh, like a pear-shaped opal. - (Groans)"
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"(Knocking) MUTT: Hello, is anybody home?"
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"- Oh yeah, of course."
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"- (Calming exhale)"
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"- So... - Hey you!"
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"This is so special for me."
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"- Well, I you needed a new mode of transportation."
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"I do need a mode of transportation!"
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"- Not anymore, it appears."
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"- Well, you said you missed spin class, so..."
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"- I did!"
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"I did say that I missed spin class."
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"And so you bought me a bike!"
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"Because I said that I missed spin class."
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"Because you're so thoughtful and perceptive."
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"- So you like it? - Mm, I'd say she loves it."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Well, you're gonna need this."
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"DAVID AND ALEXIS: A helmet!"
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"- It came with the bike."
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"- I think you should put it on."
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"Like, I think you should actually like,"
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"like, put the helmet on. - Yeah."
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"And I will one day,"
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"when we take this little pony for a joyride!"
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"- Actually, I brought my bike, so we can test it out."
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"- Ah! So fun."
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"(Whispering) I hate you, David!"
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"♪♪"
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"(Low hum of chatter)"
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"- What about lamps?"
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"The lamps at the motel have those uh..."
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"little bulbs,"
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"These are old-fashioned big bulb lamps."
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"- I don't see any bulbs here."
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"- No there aren't, but the point is,"
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"we can get big bulbs if we have big bulb lamps."
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"- Oh John, I don't know."
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"Lamps, clothing, jewelry..."
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"Look at this poor woman's life"
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"strewn across cheap folding tables."
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"John, do you think they did this with our things?"
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