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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Strangers on a Treadmill (S02E02)

"- All right, that's Ramona. She's crazy for bingo. - Ramona."
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"Gloria. Stop being such a snob."
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"Come over and meet my friend Julio and his wife."
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"I think you're really gonna hit it off with Kay."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"She oughta stick to things she knows more about..."
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"- like overcooking salmon. - Okay, wait."
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"She actually said that you don't look good in bicycle shorts."
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"Yes."
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"You don't look good in bicycle shorts."
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"- Oh, and here she is. - Okay, you know what? I can't be here."
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"- I'm going out for air. - Yes. Yes. Go."
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"- This could get ugly."
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"Hello, Claire."
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"You are a gutless weasel."
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"Oh, yeah, no, I heard what you said to my boyfriend."
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"You said he was this generation's Richard Pryor."
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"Well, I am not the one that you need to apologize to."
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"What are you babbling about? You owe me a murder."
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"I couldn't crush Phil's dreams."
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"We had a deal. I told Cam about the bike shorts."
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"No. No."
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"The deal was to get Cam to take off the bike shorts."
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"But guess what? He is still in the stupid bike shorts."
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"Can I call you back?"
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"Turns out Cam was here the whole time, and he just heard everything I said."
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"Oh. Did he just run into the bedroom and cry?"
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"- Yes, 'cause that's what all gay men do."
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"- We all dissolve into..."
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"- Yes, that is what he did."
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"so that he won't humiliate himself, has to be one of the toughest."
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"So I went a different way."
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"Stop talking."
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"I just need some time for this wound to become a scar."
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"I'm sorry I got Claire involved, but... and this is not a criticism..."
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"but sometimes you can be a little sensitive about your appearance."
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"Well, this is a criticism."
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"Oh, my... Cam, I just feel like our relationship's strong enough..."
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"to survive a little candor."
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"Look, you could tell me if there's something about me you'd like to change."
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"I hate your beard."
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"Wow. Well, you had that bullet in the chamber."
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"I never said anything because I never wanted to hurt you..."
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"but I've always found your beard off-putting."
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"See? Hurts."
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"Mitchell?"
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"Mitchell, get back here!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"- I'm shaving off the beard. - Seriously?"
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"Yeah. The man I love doesn't like it, so off it goes."
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"- Well, good. - Good."
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"- Great. - Great. Okay."
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"The fact that you're willing to do it is enough for me."
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"I love your beard."
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"and when you're nervous your little hairs twitch."
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"You couldn't have told me before I took a notch out?"
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"Listen, I know..."
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"I can be touchy about... this..."
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"but you're this amazing-looking guy and..."
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"I am not amazing..."
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"- Uh, really? - I wouldn't change anything."
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"Oh."
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"You should know that every day I wake up..."
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"very grateful to have you in my life."
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"I'm the one who got lucky, handsome."
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"Maybe I just don't show it enough."
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"You can make it up to me by doing my shoulders."
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"Sure."
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"I meant a massage. What are you saying?"
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"Oh, Mitchell. Mitchell."
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"- It's Mackenzie. - Again."
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"She wants me to come to this party she's throwing. She texted me earlier."
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"- You texted her back, right? No."
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"- Wow. I'm... proud?"
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"- Tell her you'll try and come... - Right."
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"- And then when she says... - Haley, I got this."
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"- Hey."
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"Who's this?"
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"Brilliant."
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"No, I didn't see it. I get a lot of texts."
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"When's the party?"
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"I'll try and come."
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"You know, I'm kinda busy. I have a life."
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"You know, stuff. Homework."
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"Uh-oh."
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"I mean not homework... It's not work if you love it."
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"- Oh, God. Hang up, hang up. - Shut up!"
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"- Not you, Mackenzie. - Drop the phone and kick it over here."
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"Um, I have to go. I'll call you later..."
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"- Or you call me later."
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"- Love you."
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"- They were right in here. - I know, and we looked everywhere, honey."
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"- They were right in here. - I know, and we looked everywhere, honey."
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"Are you kidding me? Calm down?"
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"In one minute I'm gonna be standing up there like... like a..."
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"- Oh my God, I have no material at all. - Okay."
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"You're gonna be fine. You don't need jokes."
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"Listen to me. Honey, get up there, be your charming self."
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"... Realtors' Banquet. - You're gonna be amazing."
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"- And now your host, Phil Dunphy. - Okay?"
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"Good evening."
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"I would not be here tonight if not for the hard work of the SCARB board of trustees..."
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"I didn't have my jokes."
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"What choice does a guy have but to play it straight?"
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"...The support of my family..."
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"- and Gil Thorpe's colon."
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"So many giants of residential real estate here tonight."
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"And of course, J.J. McCubbin."
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"I'm not saying J.J. is small..."
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"but in the realty section, he was described as "charming.""
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"Mark Simon, you out there?"
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"There's Mark. How are you, buddy?"
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"Mark recently moved into a new model."
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"I kid Mark Simon. I kid Mark Simon. He knows..."
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"Francito, Little Manuel and Carlos, my wife, Gloria."
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"Nice to meet you."
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"You know, I can't believe you never met them."
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"You've never met any of these people."
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"You don't know anyone in this room."
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"They're mi familia, or my family."
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