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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - The Straight Poop (S03E03)

"Just a second."
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"I'm right behind you."
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"-We're moving. -Do we have to?"
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"Just stay away from me."
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"I'll be honest, Maddie..."
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"-He got what he deserved. -You don't know that."
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"...to the act of procreation as boinking?"
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"-I'm not listening. -It makes you crazy..."
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"See what happens when you tick off the big guy?"
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"Good afternoon, Ms. Hayes."
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"...I'm not sure of anything else, except he's Chinese, a big clue by itself."
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"-Time to go. -Time to go."
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"-They're exhibiting the new Gauguin. -Gauguin?"
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"Okay. All right. I admit it."
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"David, I don't think we wanna have this discussion."
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"Reverse!"
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"-No, it couldn't be. -Didn't get one. No."
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"-Okay, I'm rolling. Speed. -Camera's ready."
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"And Rona, you are live."
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"No new episode again."
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"And America wants to know why."
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"So I've come here to the home of the Blue Moon Detective Agency..."
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"...to speak with the players themselves:"
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"Maddie Hayes, David Addison..."
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"...their friends, their colleagues, their lovers."
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"Who are these two people?"
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"What makes them tick, and what went wrong?"
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"What about the rumors? Is there friction?"
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"Or are TIME magazine, USA Today..."
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"...The National Enquirer and Star just misinformed?"
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"This is the famous Blue Moon corridor, and this is the elevator..."
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"...from which Maddie Hayes used to emerge every Tuesday night..."
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"...to discover David Addison, limboing, or running Santa's hot line..."
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"...or ogling women in a skyscraper across the way."
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"But the elevator is empty tonight..."
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"...and David isn't limboing, ogling or doing anything else."
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"This is the famous Blue Moon door, forever opening and closing..."
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"...being slammed by Maddie Hayes and David Addison..."
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"...in fits of rage and spurts of passion."
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"Tonight, it sits silent, still..."
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"...waiting to get banged."
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"Is that right? Waiting to get banged?"
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"Go, go, go, Rona."
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"Miss DiPesto, I'm Rona Barrett, and I'm here to see Maddie and David."
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"They're not in."
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"What am I doing? I can't lie to Rona Barrett."
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"They're in. But they won't see anybody. They won't talk to anybody."
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"-They won't even talk to each other. -Well, I'm going to get them."
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"Excuse me, gentlemen. Excuse me, please."
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"David Addison? David, are you in there?"
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"-Go away. -David, I want to talk to you."
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"Scram. I ain't taking to anybody."
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"David, this is Rona Barrett."
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"Hi, Rona. Sorry, I didn't know it was you."
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"David, it's 9:00. Eight o'clock Central time."
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"You and Maddie are supposed to be fighting and romancing..."
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"-...courting and sparking. -Yeah, yeah. I know, I know."
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"You're supposed to be making us laugh, making us cry."
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"-I know. -So, what's the story?"
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"-Have you talked to her yet? -No, I came to see you first."
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"You're gonna have to talk to her, Rona."
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"I'm sorry."
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"You're gonna have to talk to her. I'm really sorry--"
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"Come on."
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"Ladies, sisters, excu--"
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"Maddie, Maddie Hayes? It's Rona Barrett."
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"Can we come in and speak with you?"
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"What? Rona-- Rona Barrett?"
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"-Maddie, can we come in? -Just a second."
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"-Hi, Rona. -Maddie."
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"You brought a camera crew with you."
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"Hi, Rona."
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"This is Moonlighting episode "The Straight Pop"--"
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"Sorry, "Straight Poop.""
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"We're going to run a little test: One, two, three, four."
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"Test one, two, three, four. Sounds pretty good."
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"Give me a 10, if you got one there. No 10? All right, give me an eight."
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"Okay, seven, six, five, four-- We're doing fine."
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"Three. Here we go."
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"Maddie, let's begin at the beginning."
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"Here you are, the owner of a very successful detective agency..."
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"...and then here's this guy. He's a little crude. He's a little brash."
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"How did you two meet?"
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"I mean, when did it first begin?"
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"Well, let's say it wasn't the best day of my life."
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"Hello."
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"Hello."
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"My goodness, Miss DiPesto, looking a little pale today, aren't we?"
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"-Who's this? -I don't know. She just came in--"
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"Now, now, no reason to be shy."
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"Let's see a little confidence, charisma, Dale Carnegie."
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"Remember, lesson one: imagine your entire audience is completely naked."
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"It boggles the mind, doesn't it? Amscray, will you?"
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"Terrible thing, shyness. Believe me, I know, but don't worry."
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"We're gonna get her the best help there is. Better than the best."
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"She's come a long way already. Why, when I first found her..."
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"...she was nothing but a poor little urchin, out on the street, urchining."
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"-But you don't wanna hear that. -I don't wanna hear that."
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"Okay. So my name is David Addison and your name is--?"
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"-Maddie Hayes. -Maddie Hayes and--"
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"-Don't I know you? -No, I don't think we've met."
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"Wait a second, can't fool me."
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"The eyes don't lie. Not these babies. Photographic."
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"See something once, it's locked in forever."
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"Really? I didn't notice anything locked in there."
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"Don't change the subject. I'm a bloodhound."
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"-Once I'm on to something... -That's good..."
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"-..I'lIl get it, I'll get it. -...but that's not--"
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"All right, you might've seen my pictures somewhere."
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"-I knew it. -No flies on you."
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"Nope, there certainly aren't. Whatever that means."
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"-When I came in-- -Are we talking late '70s?"
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"Year's a little fuzzy for me, but I'll bet the house that you were a Miss March."
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"-A Miss what? -Miss March. A Playmate of the month."
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"What, about 19767?"
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"I can see the whole layout in my head. You like jazz..."
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"...your favorite movie was Jonathan Livingston Seagull..."
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"...you wanted to help underprivileged kids. Am I right?"
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"I mean, I can see the whole layout in my head."
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"...here in my office, completely dressed, almost a decade later."
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