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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"The guys in the next building are waving at me."
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"Hello, gentlemen! We're gonna make a baby!"
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"(SCOFFING) I can't believe we lost her."
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"You can't let them out of your sight for even a second."
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"- I can't find my file. - I pulled out A through G."
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"(EX CLAIMING)"
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"They just sit there with their stupid bottles."
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"(CRYING)"
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"- And that's why kids suck. - Wow, it is a good thing we broke up."
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"I forgot how totally psycho you are on the kids thing."
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"I'm psycho? Any time you even hear the word "kids,""
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"you get two little lactation stains on your shirt."
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"Thank God you're not a mom. You are such an ice queen,"
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"any baby nursing from you would get brain freeze."
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"Look, don't paint me as some sort of a freak"
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"for wanting to remain independent."
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"There are plenty of normal people out there who don't want to have kids."
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"Brother, lay your hand on this box of condoms and repeat after me."
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""I," state the fake name you give to women..."
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""...vow to always choose wet T-shirts over wet diapers.""
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"- Vow to always... - Yeah, you're in great company there."
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"And when you're done shaking off at the urinal,"
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"You know what? Maybe I should find somewhere else to stay this weekend."
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"- No argument here. - Fine."
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"Great."
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"Welcome to our fraternity of non-paternity."
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"He is one of us."
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"I think that you'll..."
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"Whoa!"
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"- What is it, Eriksen? - Nothing."
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"- What are you looking at? - I am looking at the future"
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"of our two companies, and it looks very naked."
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"Did anyone else see the drunk chick?"
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"Hey, you guys didn't have to... It's a picture of me with no kids."
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"And there's macaroni glued on the frame. Guys, I love it."
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"Well, Lily's not in there."
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"Your phone rang. I answered it. I hope you don't mind."
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"- No. - Marshall's got Lily. She's fine."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"I was putting your phone back and I found something in your bag."
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"I have a permit for that. And the other thing was a gift."
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"No. This."
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"- You stole Jeremy's sock. - No, I didn't."
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"I don't know how that got in there. It must've fallen in. Weird!"
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"- Fallen in? - Or Lily put it in there as a joke."
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"That bitch be drunk."
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"Okay, I took it."
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"It's just so cute. Sock."
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"Robin Scherbatsky, are you warming to the idea of having children?"
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"No. I don't know."
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"Maybe someday. When I'm, like, 70. Science will catch up."
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"Look, I'm just... I'm confused lately. I'm unemployed, I'm living on a couch."
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"Yeah. It's been a rough couple of months for both of us."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Thanks, Ted. I already have some leads, so it'll be one week, two weeks tops."
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"OLDER TED: And that's how your Aunt Robin"
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"Roomies."
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"I'm bored. Let's go dancing."
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"- Oh, let's rob a liquor store! - Lily, we're not going anywhere, okay?"
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"Whenever we go somewhere when you're drunk,"
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"We're going dancing! We're gonna party all night long!"
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"(SNORING)"
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"Latest Not a Father's Day brainstorm."
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"A pregnancy test, but instead of a little blue line,"
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"there's a little blue Barney going like this."
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"Barney, Not a Father's Day is lame. It's a holiday for losers."
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"What are you talking about? That's a great group of bros."
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"Take a good look at each one of those guys, individually."
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"These geniuses are not childless by choice, my friend."
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"- Good night, Barney. - Good night."
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"Sock."
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"Do I smell chocolate chip pancakes?"
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"No, you smell chocolate chip "I'm sorry I was such a drunk idiot" pancakes."
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"Is there any "Wish I hadn't puked on your shirt" bacon?"
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"There sure is."
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"- Baby. - I'm so sorry about last night."
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"I know I was a mess."
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"I just started freaking out about whether we're ready to be parents."
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"But you took such good care of me, I know you're gonna be a great dad."
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"- I don't want to be a dad right now. - What?"
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"Last night, it was just... Between balancing work and drunk Baby Lily,"
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"it was too much."
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"I'm just getting started at this job, and I'm working such long hours, I mean..."
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"Look, I love you. And I absolutely want to have kids someday."
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"I just... I want to be ready for it."
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"- I know you're gonna be amazing. - You, too."
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"Hey, do you want to go have completely protected sex right now?"
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"- I do. - Do you want to finish your bacon first?"
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"You are the perfect woman."
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""When you coming home, Dad?" "I don't know when"
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""But we'll get together then, Son"
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""I know we'll have a good time then""
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"(WEAK APPLAUSE)"
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"(BOTH EX CLAIMING)"
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"Are you shaking your head no?"
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"I thought so."
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"Is it too early for us to have dinner?"
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"- It's huge. - You know what else is huge?"
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"- What? - Yeah. Come on, right now."
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"They spit up."
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"I'm gonna look for Lily in the bathroom."
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"if you would all please open to page five of your merger documents."
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"you always fall asleep as soon as we get in the..."
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"Hey, can you circle the block a couple of times"
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"Me, too. And whenever we are ready,"
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"Little boy blue and the man in the moon"
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"She's right. Ted, you may be single and childless,"
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"- But what about all the things I just said? - But... But sock."
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"Baby me. I am ready. Hey, look."
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"They cry."
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