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Clips from Deadwood - Sold Under Sin (S01E01)

"Tell Johnny to brew some coffee, open some peaches."
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"Some with soldier saddles."
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"- Well done, General. - The first meeting out of recompense"
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"for the massacre at the Little Bighorn."
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"The day the general spoke of fast approaches."
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"Even now he's called to Camp Robinson..."
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"He and his men would require some resupply and respite."
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"unless you want a girl to sponge you while we converse?"
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"So did young Adams deliver my message?"
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"I haven't seen young Adams."
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"- No? - I haven't been to Yankton."
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"I've been representing the Territory in the treaty negotiations."
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"- Do you now reconsider? - No, Magistrate, I do not."
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"I didn't generate the warrant."
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"You can't murder an order,"
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"simply by being its instruments."
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"It can't be done."
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"Get the fuck out of my joint."
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"--I would be less than honest if I did not admit that I was"
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"- Sir, make your first effort count. - Seconds away."
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"your most victorious smile."
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"stern and resolute!"
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"feedin' on the neck of the fucking military."
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"I might like to learn the cavalry's in camp"
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"in the goddamn thoroughfare?!"
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"I hope you charge something for your service."
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"May I number you in the reception committee?"
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"Have you seen Jewel around anywheres?"
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"Set your broom to one side and sit down."
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"Okay."
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"All right."
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"You do not conceal these symptoms in order"
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"and I will not have you lose the mobility that you do have"
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"And pain or discomfort!"
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"Don't you be the doctor!"
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"Don't yell, Doc!"
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"Here's your goddamn boot."
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"especially as the cavalry has us besieged."
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"A man being cared for"
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"I get the bag of shit."
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"You get to care for a human being in his last extremity."
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"A human being in his last extremity is a bag of shit."
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"Oh, fuck you, Al!"
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"I made Jewel a brace and a boot."
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"How about that other one?"
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"Take the sled to Doc Cochran's."
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"- Huh? - Six... six bits..."
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"Looks to me like a deteriorating situation, sheriff."
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"You Celestials are trying to wash our shirts in goddamn feces!"
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"Otis: Mining gold, Alma, is a different business"
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"from panning it in a stream."
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"The machinery involved, the wages--"
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"it demands capital. (chuckles)"
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"- I'm not sure it would. - Why not?"
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"From my debts, of course."
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"These are debts you hadn't admitted?"
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"We might call them the children of the debts that I admitted to."
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"47,000, button."
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"47,000?"
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"Has scale, doesn't it?"
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"Who would give you that much credit?"
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"In an instant, and considerably more."
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"But in consideration, you will..."
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"I'll have that in writing before I help you."
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"The meal's on me, young lady."
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"(sobs)"
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"I'll give her the money later."
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"Seth."
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"What is it, Mrs. Garret?"
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"Whatever impression my father has made on you,"
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"I'm asking for your help."
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"They love-- to have their pictures taken."
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"- What happened? - Get away from me, Sol."
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"Antemeridian constitutional, Mr. Russell,"
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"You and I are gonna talk."
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"My daughter's agent beats her father in the street--"
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"Now you see wrongs everywhere and bullying you feel called to remedy?"
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"- 10, lay due. - New shooter coming out."
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"10 again, lay due."
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"And while I'll sign no guarantee not to return"
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"realize I do hate it here."
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"my olfactories are keen to the smell of shit."
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"Seth: All right."
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"Leave this camp,"
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"and draw a map for anyone who wants to believe your fucking lies."
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"And you tell 'em I'll be waiting."
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"(whispering) Please..."
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"(gunshot)"
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"Now, gentlemen, stay back! This ain't no single-shot derringer."
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"...till I can sort out all the full particulars here."
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"- (speaks Chinese) - Con: Quiet!"
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"Leon: Back off, old man."
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"our provisions limited to what we could carry,"
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"we turned for the Black Hills when the rains began."
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"General: That march through mud was a trial sent by God,"
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"Their resistance was overcome. There were no prisoners."
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"Paid 'em out man, woman and child for me having to eat my mare."
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"- at Camp Robinson-- - I'm glad you witnessed that transaction"
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"amongst the Celestials."
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"You know, they'll bow and scrape till six of 'em get together,"
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"this camp"
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"Huzzah!"
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"you gotta take off the fucking badge."
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"- Should he deal with you? - Exclusively."
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"--mayor. And as to procurement of everything listed,"
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"your civilian counterpart."
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"(laughs) Well, that'd make it a large gesture, but, uh,"
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"Take turns like white men."
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"I don't care if the whole US Cavalry walks in here,"
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"'cause if the man doesn't die whose face I just broke,"
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"he's gonna go to New York City"
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"to push her idiot husband off the cliff."
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"but they'll be right as rain about you two cocksuckers."
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"You ought to pin that on your chest."
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"You just tell him."
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"I'm sensing you've done things today"
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"What kind of a man have I become, Sol?"
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"I don't know."
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"Under what provocation was that clown-hatted card-sharp"
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"when he slaughtered the Chink?"
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