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Clips from The Simpsons - Take My Wife, Sleaze (S11E11)

"Yeah. I had a dream. I was in this beautiful garden..."
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"pounding the crap out of a shopkeeper."
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"a loving family and a home in the suburbs."
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"Oh, man. To get all that, you'd have to kill, like, 50 people."
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"And the first step is an eye-catching resume."
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"Section K, Space 217."
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"[ Revving ]"
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"Uh, Miss Simpson, I killed my pencil."
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""Broke." You broke your pencil."
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"I broke him."
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"That's right. And what else have we learned?."
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"Ooh! Ooh! That, uh, violence is wrong."
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"Civilized people solve their disputes with words."
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"Homer, stop! No, you don't understand."
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"- Homer. Homer, stop it. - [ Grunting ]"
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"We've given up our violent ways."
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"No! My wife is not a doobie to be passed around!"
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"I took a sacred vow on my wedding day..."
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"to bogart her forever!"
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"There's only one reasonable way to settle this."
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"Oh! I just swept the circle of death."
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"- [ Growls ] - [ Purrs ]"
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"[ All Chanting ] Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
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"Uh-oh! [ Grunting ]"
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"Never! It was a gift from Newsweek!"
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"- [ Whimpering] - [ Marge ] Homer!"
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"- [ Grunts ] - [ Shouts ]"
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"Okay. Okay. You win."
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"A woman like that only comes along every couple of miles."
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"- Oh. - Hey, can we at least keep her till the orgy in San Berdoo?."
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"- What do you say, honey?. - No!"
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"No dice!"
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"Good-bye, everybody!"
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"- Bye, Mrs. Simpson! - Bye, Mrs. Simpson."
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""Resumes." It still sounds weird to me."
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"- [Man ] Hey! - [Homer Yelps ] Go! Go! Go!"
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"I have to go."
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"[Howling]"
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"Napoleon is playing has imaginary sax"
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"for a wife's well-being in my life."
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"Finally I've won the respect of my fellow m- Get away from it!"
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"- [ Muttering ] - Okay, hepcats."
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"Spread mayonnaise and marmalade"
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"And other spreadable things"
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"[ Owl Hooting ]"
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"W-We already did."
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"Look what you've done to beautiful display!"
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"- Yeah! - Buzz off!."
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"Cobras?. I thought you were the Hell's Satans."
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"[ Both Gasp ]"
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"All right."
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"I think it's great you've chosen to "crash" here."
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"But do you have to be so messy?."
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"Lookin' like a pig as I do."
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"Well, uh, be that as it may..."
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"That's-"
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"- You're done. Next! - [Shuddering]"
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"Hmm. Well, good, I guess."
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"- Hey! [ Stops ]"
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"Haven't any of you ever had a dream?."
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"And when you get a job interview..."
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"try not to call your employer a punk or a skank."
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"[ Screams, Shouts ]"
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"- [ Groans ] - Marge?. What do we do here, Marge?."
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"We justwant to live peacefully with your wife."
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"Why are we stopping here?."
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"of a supermodel's stomach."
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""Un-American Cheese Sandwich"?. "Polio Dogs"?."
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"- You just won yourselves a motorcycle! - Whoo-hoo!"
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"[ Man ] You showed me everything"
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"I'd buy you a diamond ring"
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"- Bumper pool?. - I'm there."
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"[ Shouting ]"
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"Whoo!"
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"[ Shouts ]"
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"- [ Tires Squealing ] - [ Skinner ] Don't listen to him, children."
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"- Really?. Read it. - Hmm."
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"- Makes sense. - Oh, don't call them skanks."
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"We don't fuss and we never cry"
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"Oh,you took me by the hand"
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"And castles made of sand"
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""Hell's Satans," huh?."
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"Me and the boys"
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"- He's using violence. - [HomerGrunts ]"
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"Hmm. Hmm?. Wow! Look at this old-timey gizmo."
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"- Oh! - [Men Whooping]"
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"We just groove takin' in the sights"
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"- Good-bye, Marge. - Bye-bye, Mrs. S."
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"?? [ Jazzy Solo ]"
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"And then I'd marry you"
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"[ The Simpsons Theme ]"
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"TAKE MY WIFE, SLEAZE"
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"- Huh! - Oh!"
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"[ Revving ]"
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"The dance floor's filling up with maniacs"
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"You and me in the circle of death."
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"We're the Hell's Satans out of Bakersfield!"
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"- Why don't we eat there tonight?. - Nah. We'll go next month."
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"Yes. I was America's bad boy."
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"Well, that dream is over. At least we still have each other. Right, honey?."
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"because teacher has a hangover."
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"[ Chewing, Swallowing]"
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"- Remember the I HOP in Oakland?. - [ Laughing ]"
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"Okay! I'm doing another load of bandannas!"
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"None of us find you sexually attractive."
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"Then three other things."
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"What about you?"
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"Doctors threw a party at the loony bin"
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"[ Clears Throat ] Okay. We kinda got off on the wrong foot there."
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"- No, I believe it's pronounced "resume." - Actually, both are acceptable."
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"[ Both Shouting, Grunting ]"
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"to 742 Evergreen T-"
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"Me and the boys"
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"Take your wallet."
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"[ Shouts, Grunts ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"[Announcer]Actual year may vary, Consult calendar for current year,"
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