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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart's Comet (S06E06)

"But you don't need a stupid telescope. It's right there."
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"Oh, no, no! This isn't right at all!"
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"It must be coming toward us at a fantastic speed."
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"Everything in its path will be killed."
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"I knew you'd try to find something wrong with my comet."
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"You've always been petty and small, right from the beginning."
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"- We must alert the proper authorities. - To the observatory!"
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"We are the Super Friends"
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"Hey, shut up."
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"...we've talked about you hogging the eyepiece."
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"Sounds like the Doomsday Whistle."
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"Ain't been blown for nigh on to three years."
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"Trouble a-brewing."
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"Fellow citizens, when I learned about the impending crisis..."
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"...I caught the very next plane to Springfeld. Field."
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"You don't need to applaud that."
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"Now, here's what we think the impact might look like."
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"Show them, Jerry."
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"Oh, dear God, no!"
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"Fortunately, we have a plan. Professor Frink?"
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"Hi. Good evening, ladies and..."
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"Einstein, what's the plan?!"
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"All right, just take your seat."
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"Now, working with former Carter-administration officials..."
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"...and military men who were forced into early retirement..."
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"For various reasons which we won't go into here, okay?"
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"- We have planned this defense for the city."
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"...and blow it to smithereens. Right!"
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"That will be the end of our Mr. Comet."
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"Will you all stop worrying about that stupid comet? It's going to be destroyed."
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"Didn't you hear what that guy in the building said?"
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"- But, Dad, don't you think...? - Lisa."
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"The reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time."
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"Just like that rain-forest scare a few years back."
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"Our officials saw there was a problem, and they fixed it, didn't they?"
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"- No, Dad. I don't think... - There's that word again."
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"- Homer, what if this doesn't work? - Well, then I have a backup plan."
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"See, while the unprepared are still sitting around..."
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"...twiddling their thumbs and going:"
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"- Dad! The plan. - I'm getting to that."
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"So anyway, they're going:"
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"- Dad! - So anyway, we get in our car..."
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"...and take the bridge out of town. While all the while, they're still going:"
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"Dad, they're firing the rocket!"
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"All right!"
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"It blew up the bridge! We're doomed!"
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"It's times like this I wish I were a religious man."
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"And like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high..."
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"...and lost control of its servo-guidance mechanism..."
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"...leaving us with some..."
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"...six hours to live."
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"So let's go live now to the charred remains of the only bridge out of town..."
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"...with Arnie Pie and "Arnie in the Sky.""
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"With the bridge gone and the airport on the other side of the bridge..."
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"...a number of citizens are attempting to jump the gorge with their cars."
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"It's a silent testament to the never-give-up..."
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"...and never-think-things-out spirit of our citizens."
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"With our annihilation imminent, our government has snapped into action."
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"We go live now via satellite to the floor of the United States Congress."
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"Then it is unanimous. We are going to approve the bill..."
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"...to evacuate the town of Springfield..."
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"...in the great state of... - Wait a second."
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"I wanna tack on a rider to that bill."
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"Thirty million dollars of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts."
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"All in favor of the amended Springfield/pervert bill?"
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"Bill defeated."
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"I've said it before and I'll say it again, democracy simply doesn't work."
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"Now, over the years a newsman learns a number of things..."
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"...that for one reason or another he just cannot report."
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"It doesn't seem to matter now, so..."
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"The following people are gay."
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"- Turn it off. - Just a second."
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"What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet."
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"Big deal. It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left..."
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"...will be no bigger than a Chihuahua's head."
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"- Wow, Dad. Maybe you're right. - Of course I'm right."
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"If I'm not, may we all be horribly crushed from above somehow."
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"Okay, if you're that worried about it, let's go down to the bomb shelter."
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"We have a bomb shelter?"
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"Homer Simpson takes care of his family."
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"Flanders, open up!"
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"Hidy-ho-a-roonie, neighbor. What can I do you for?"
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"Get out of there. My family needs your bomb shelter."
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"- Homer. - I kind of figured this might happen."
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"So I built the shelter big enough for both families."
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"- No deal. Out. - Get in the shelter, Homer."
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"- One more hour. - An hour?"
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"I can't wait another hour. What's keeping that stupid comet?"
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"There it is."
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"Well, howdily-doodily, neighbors."
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"Shouldn't you be in your shelterinies by now?"
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"We haven't got shelterinies. We want in yours."
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"Well, sorry. Shelter's kind of full."
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"Really?"
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"Well, we'll just go off someplace and die then. Thanks."
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"Wait. You know, I may regret this when our air runs out..."
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"...and we can't whistle or stay alive, but, oh, what the hey."
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"All right."
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"I can't get the..."
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"I can't get the door closed. Somebody's gonna have to get out."
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"I'd get out, but I don't know where I am."
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"- Hey, somebody's touching me. - I am."
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"- Oh, okay. - Okay, okay."
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"In the world of the future, we'll need laughter, so I'm in."
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"And it'll need somebody to dispense drinks, i.e. Me."
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"And someone will have to run the power. You can do that, Homer."
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"Yeah. I can do that."
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"Okay, let's start again."
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"We'll need laughter, religious enlightenment, gossip."
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"- That's Mrs. Lovejoy. - Wait a minute."
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"We all know the one thing we won't need in the future: Left-handed stores."
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"That's you, Flanders!"
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"I'm terribly sorry. Flanders is the only useless person here."
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"If anyone dies, it should be him."
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"I'm sorry. Please forgive me."
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"So let's kick Flanders out. Sorry."
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"Well, sir, sounds fair."
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"Toodle-loo, everybody. I'll scream when the comet gets here."
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"- Oh, I'm coming with you, Neddie. - No, sweetheart."
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"- You... You stay here, because... - Okay."
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