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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - George Burns (S02E02)

"Not really. He's never been to Australia."
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"Sydney."
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"I thought you said he'd never been to Australia."
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"Sydney's his agent."
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"- Has he got an office in Pittsburgh. - Yeah."
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"Used to handle me. You know something, Gonzo?"
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"- Really? That's a compliment. - Mm-hm."
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"You know... you know who that is?"
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"Sure, Walter Matthau."
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"Yeah, that's her."
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"[soft music plays]"
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"Kermie, Kermie, won't you dance with me? Kermie!"
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"[♪ I Won't Dance]"
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"- Bravo, Bravo! - Why are you yelling bravo?"
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"Did you like it that much?"
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"No. A friend of mine, Joe Bravo. He's sitting in the third row."
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"- Bravo, Bravo, up here! - Up here!"
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"[bleeping]"
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"[computer voice] This is a recorded analytic program readout."
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"[beeping]"
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"We will start with the upper right of the module."
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"You will note"
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"the longitudinally polarized antenna."
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"This component is virtually indestructible"
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"and is guaranteed for the life of the unit."
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"[ringing]"
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"which is activated"
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"if any portion of the machine is damaged."
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"Adjacent to the alarm is the digital iambic generator."
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"This unit is pressurized with large amounts of methane gas."
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"[burps]"
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"On the top of the inter-cellular power generator"
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"you will see a spherical voltage oblongata."
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"[growls]"
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"It should be noted that this unit alone"
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"is worth over $17,000."
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"[cash register rings]"
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"By way of contrast, the Doppler sublimated magneto"
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"located on the front of the generator"
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"can be purchased in any hardware store"
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"for about 37 cents."
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"[buzzing]"
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"The intercellular power structure and generator itself"
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"is filled with a series"
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"In this same circuit there is an intaglio of numismatic"
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"at the rate of five ventrical icons per micro cantabile."
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"- The electromagnetic console... - [growls]"
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"In conclusion, nothing can keep this machine"
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"from performing its primary function"
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"which is to be the most powerful exploding device known to man."
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"- [ticking] - [grunts]"
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"[explosion]"
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"Disgusting. Ever see eating like that?"
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"- Sure. - Where?"
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"- Thanksgiving dinner with my in-laws. - [chuckles]"
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"who's snooping around here?"
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"Yeah, Fleet Scribbler."
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"He asked me to tell him"
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"all about the scandals and behind-the-scenes dirt."
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"Oh, I know, it's just awful."
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"- It was. I didn't know where to begin. - What?"
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"Well, I mean, I could have talked for hours."
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"I don't want to hear about it."
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"Well, he can't get any information from him."
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"[mock Swedish]"
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"[mock Swedish]"
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"On the other hand... [gulps]"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, once again,"
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"the one and only Mr. George Burns."
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"[piano plays]"
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"What do you say, George, would you do one more song for us?"
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"You don't think I came over here just to do one song."
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"Mr. Burns, oh, I've been a fan of yours for years."
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"Would you sing a song just for moi?"
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"Well, you don't have to worry then."
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"It's only Miss Piggy. [laughs]"
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"Cool it, flea bait."
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"Now, where were we?"
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"Let's get the group out"
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"because this song needs all the help I can get."
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"- Out here, everybody. - [piano playing]"
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"- Now, Rowlf, in my key. - All right."
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"- I want you all to follow me. - Yes, sir."
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"[♪ All Depends on You]"
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"That's nice."
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"Hold that note. I'll find another song."
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"Oh, I got it."
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"[♪ You Made Me Love You]"
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"That's nice. Let's... let's... let's do that again."
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"[full band joins in]"
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"[gulps]"
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"It's been another busy show"
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"and here we are now at the place where it stops."
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"And so let's give a warm thank you"
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"[screams]"
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"Hey, Mr. Burns, is it true that you and Miss Piggy"
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"were seen at a discotheque?"
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"- [coughing] - Good night, Fleet."
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"OK, we'll see you next time on The Muppet Show!"
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"- How do they do it? - How do we watch it?"
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"- Why do we watch it? - Why do you watch it?"
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"Isn't this opening pretentious?"
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"[♪ Cuanto Le Gusta]"
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"I'm sorry but we don't allow"
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"In the middle of my third song, the dog did his act."
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"canceled me and hired the dog."
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"Oh, listen, I can play in any key."
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"Play like you're not getting paid. Nice and easy."
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"...just the other day..."
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"if you sit down, that's good acting."
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"There is an alarm system"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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