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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - George Burns (S02E02)

"with our special guest star, Mr. George Burns."
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"[screams]"
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"and welcome again to another Muppet Show."
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"We've got a great show tonight"
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"But right now, let's start things off"
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"[trumpet wails]"
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"Everybody!"
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"Say, is it true you're dropping a lot of stuff"
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"Aha. "Muppets Relying on Same Old Tired Junk.""
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"Hey, Kermit, aren't you supposed to be introducing George Burns?"
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"It's a real honor for me to be playing piano for you."
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"Thank you, Rowlf. I haven't worked with a dog for years."
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"I hope you won't hold that against us dogs."
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"I also wanted to do a picture spread of you."
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"- Hey, hey, hey - Whoa, hey, hey"
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"Thanks."
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"How much are they paying you on this show?"
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"How many cigars do you smoke a day?"
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"[all laughing]"
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"[all laughing]"
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"The line's busy."
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"[all laughing]"
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"[all laughing]"
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"when you'll hear Nurse Piggy say:"
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"- My mother gave it to me. - Your mother."
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"If she died two years before you were born,"
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"Well, that makes sense too. Where did he come from?"
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"You sound a lot like somebody I used to work with."
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"I must be getting old. I think I enjoyed talking to him."
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"- [beeping] - [growls]"
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"of Manxome coils attenuated dicotyledonously."
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"[growls]"
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"krypton wavelengths which abrogates"
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"the hydromatic mome raths"
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"Hey, Kermit, do you know about the reporter"
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"Now he's talking to the Swedish Chef."
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"[laughing]"
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"I could never say no to a lady."
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"I was about to say yes to a lady."
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"Thank you, Mr. Burns."
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"to our special guest star, Mr. George Burns!"
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"[knocking]"
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"George Burns. George Burns."
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"Twenty seconds to curtain, Mr. Burns."
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"- I'm ready. - [violin plays]"
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"But... but what is that?"
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"It's my new act. Gonzo fiddles while George burns."
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"I like that joke. It's a pleasure"
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"to hear something that's older than I am."
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"[drumroll]"
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"It's The Muppet Show"
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"[applause, whistling]"
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪"
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"♪ It's time to get things started ♪"
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"♪ On the most sensational inspirational ♪"
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"♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪"
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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"- [explosion] - [high-pitched squeaking]"
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"OK, thank you, thank you"
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"because our guest star is Mr. George Burns."
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"- [laughing] That's very funny. - What's funny?"
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"Gonzo fiddles while George burns. [laughs]"
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"Have you ever thought of checking in"
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"to the Home for the Chronically Strange?"
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"by going south of the border."
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"[screams]"
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"Well, there it is. Your basic Latin number."
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"Well, actually, it's your basic pig Latin number."
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"[both laughing]"
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"What's going on? Who are you?"
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"The name's Fleet Scribbler."
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"I'm a gossip columnist for The Daily Scandal."
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"reporters backstage during the show."
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"What a headline! "Muppets Ban Press,"
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"Reporter Thrown Out by Frog.""
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"Wait, on the other hand, can I offer you a cup of coffee?"
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"What a headline! "Frog Bribes Reporter,"
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"Muppets Desperate for Publicity.""
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"This isn't going to be easy."
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"from the show this year?"
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"No, no, not particularly."
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"Wait, wait, on the other hand,"
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"we have a lot of brand-new, innovative stuff."
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""Muppets Changing Format, Desperate to Sustain Show.""
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"I never knew the press could be so depressing."
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"Oh, yeah. Excuse me."
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"- What a headline that would make. - What?"
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""Gonzo Fiddles While George Burns.""
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"That joke is definitely making a comeback."
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"It's a very special night on The Muppet Show because"
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"with us is one of the men of comedy"
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"who can really be called special."
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"Here he is with a cigar and a song, Mr. George Burns."
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"[playing piano]"
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you very much,"
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"and I'm delighted to be here."
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"I'm really glad you could make it, George."
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"You've actually worked with a dog?"
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"Oh, sure, back in vaudeville."
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"In those days dog acts were very popular."
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"So I picked up a dog off the street"
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"and went to the theater to do my act."
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"I walked out on stage with the dog under my arm,"
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"stood there and sang my songs."
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"Twice."
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"He bit me, the dog bit me right in the middle of my top note."
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"And to make matters worse, the theater manager came back,"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, I love dogs,"
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"especially if they can play in my key."
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"I'm another Jascha Heifetz."
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"Jascha Heifetz played the violin."
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"Nobody will know the difference, George."
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"OK, Rowlf, in my key, Train Back Home."
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"[♪ Train Back Home]"
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"[plays piano furiously]"
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"Hold it, hold it, hold it, Rowlf."
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"You're liable to hurt yourself."
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"- Nice and easy it is. - Right from the top."
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