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Clips from Family Guy - Coma Guy (S18E18)

"Oh, Lois, I came as soon as I heard."
Family Guy
"Bonnie. Ix-nay on the akes-ray."
Family Guy
"(sustained beeping)"
Family Guy
"Clear!"
Family Guy
"-(sustained beeping) -Clear!"
Family Guy
"No, that's the good sound."
Family Guy
"Oh, well, why don't you just do everything."
Family Guy
"I hate this stupid hospital."
Family Guy
"-She is finished. -What canal?"
Family Guy
"Think, senor. What is your new favorite song?"
Family Guy
"It is the Panama Canal."
Family Guy
"Your President Woodrow Wilson"
Family Guy
"Ah, you reach down between my legs."
Family Guy
"Ease the seat back."
Family Guy
"Got the feeling. Power steering."
Family Guy
"Pistons popping."
Family Guy
"Ain't no stopping now, Panama."
Family Guy
"(cheering and applause)"
Family Guy
"And now, senor, you must pee."
Family Guy
"-What? -Pee. You must pee."
Family Guy
"Fill the canal."
Family Guy
"Well, it's gonna take a minute."
Family Guy
"-It's good, right? -It's very good."
Family Guy
"Okay, I'm gonna try pulling my pants all the way down."
Family Guy
"Sometimes that helps."
Family Guy
"-It wasn't a true story, right? -What?"
Family Guy
"-Coco. -No, it was fiction."
Family Guy
"Aw, that's too bad."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah. Turn on the hose!"
Family Guy
"My dad?"
Family Guy
"Quagmire's fat girlfriend who died in the Clue episode?"
Family Guy
"What do all these people have in common?"
Family Guy
"And how do they know I like being slowly beckoned?"
Family Guy
"Mrs. Griffin, I have some good news or some bad news"
Family Guy
"-Do you love your husband? -Yes."
Family Guy
"Your husband is brain-dead."
Family Guy
"I'm afraid it's time for you to... make your choice."
Family Guy
"What? A-Are you telling me I should pull the plug?"
Family Guy
"I'm afraid so."
Family Guy
"Also, you might be getting a call"
Family Guy
"about the service you received here today."
Family Guy
"Do you feel I've earned all tens?"
Family Guy
"Oh, God, I-I don't know."
Family Guy
"so if there's a problem,"
Family Guy
"you should tell me about it right now."
Family Guy
"I may have to pull the plug on my husband."
Family Guy
"But really, we-we really, really, really need the tens."
Family Guy
"I-It's two minutes for you. It's a job or not for me."
Family Guy
"(phone rings)"
Family Guy
"Hello?"
Family Guy
"Six."
Family Guy
"Yeah, six across the board."
Family Guy
"Ah, nuts."
Family Guy
"Senor Griffin, I think it's time for you to depart."
Family Guy
"Oh, there's no Wi-Fi on board."
Family Guy
"(gasps) I don't want to go!"
Family Guy
"-Hey. -Hey."
Family Guy
"That's a... that's a plug."
Family Guy
"You... You pulled the plug on me?"
Family Guy
"Peter, it was a very difficult decision."
Family Guy
"How could you do that? I'm alive."
Family Guy
"I'm here from the mortgage company."
Family Guy
"(imitates sustained beeping)"
Family Guy
"Oh, he died."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's too bad."
Family Guy
"Mind if I turn on my cotton candy machine?"
Family Guy
"(imitates monitor beeping) Aw, you got me."
Family Guy
"Hey, sweetheart. How you feeling?"
Family Guy
"Terrible! My family tried to off me in my sleep."
Family Guy
"We said we're sorry, all right?"
Family Guy
"We're sorry we pulled the plug!"
Family Guy
"-But you know what? It was a relief. -What?"
Family Guy
"There! I said it. You know what it's like being married to you?"
Family Guy
"Every day wondering"
Family Guy
"if my husband's gonna die from something stupid?"
Family Guy
"Crashing your Petercopter. Getting eaten at the zoo."
Family Guy
"Running into a tunnel that's not really a tunnel"
Family Guy
"but just something the Road Runner painted"
Family Guy
"Honestly, I-I'm amazed you haven't died"
Family Guy
"in some kind of Black Mirror techno nightmare by now."
Family Guy
"I have to take this phone call from..."
Family Guy
"The thought of losing you was such a burden."
Family Guy
"So when the moment came, I confess."
Family Guy
"I-I felt free, and I did it."
Family Guy
"I pulled the plug."
Family Guy
"And then I instantly regretted it."
Family Guy
"And when you woke up, I was overjoyed."
Family Guy
"I'm so sorry, and if there's any way"
Family Guy
"I can make it up to you, I will. I promise."
Family Guy
"We all will."
Family Guy
"Damn right you're gonna make it up to me."
Family Guy
"I am gonna be more high-maintenance"
Family Guy
"than a white woman on vacation."
Family Guy
"Excuse me, could I get dos margaritas, por favor?"
Family Guy
"Yoo-hoo! Hello? Senor?"
Family Guy
"Excuse me? Could I get towels? We need more towels."
Family Guy
"Wh-When you get a chance, but right now."
Family Guy
"Is someone available to take 20 to 40 pictures of me?"
Family Guy
"Family, you know how you said you're sorry"
Family Guy
"-and you'll do anything I want? -Yeah."
Family Guy
"Well, this is Timothy Olyphant."
Family Guy
"I want you to line up and give him one compliment"
Family Guy
"about his Netflix show, the Santa Clarita Diet."
Family Guy
"-Aw, really? -And it has to sound legit."
Family Guy
"Like you've actually watched it."
Family Guy
"Peter, you ask too much."
Family Guy
"Hey, you tried to kill me. This is the logical consequence."
Family Guy
"Uh, Mr. Olyphant,"
Family Guy
"I think you were awesome in Deadwood."
Family Guy
"No, no, that's not what I said."
Family Guy
"The comments have to exclusively relate"
Family Guy
"to the Santa Clarita Diet,"
Family Guy
"a show which aired three full seasons on Netflix."
Family Guy
"I will take the first compliment off the table."
Family Guy
"I like your hair."
Family Guy
"Well, now I have nothing."
Family Guy
"-Come on, kids, we're leaving. -What?"
Family Guy
"It's over. You'll never forgive us"
Family Guy
"for killing you at the hospital, so we're done."
Family Guy
"You... You're leaving?"
Family Guy
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