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Clips from Family Guy - Coma Guy (S18E18)

"Do I look younger than 90?"
Family Guy
"I'm just gonna put my backpack down for one second."
Family Guy
"And it's gone."
Family Guy
"My laptop was in there, no password."
Family Guy
"My wallet. Everything."
Family Guy
"That person is now me."
Family Guy
"My entire life went away. (sighs)"
Family Guy
"Hey, how do you find something in here?"
Family Guy
"It's a lot easier than finding a man out there."
Family Guy
"(laughs)"
Family Guy
"(laughs) Yeah. Yeah, maybe wash your hair,"
Family Guy
"lose the bun, give that a chance."
Family Guy
"Anyway, you guys have 1984?"
Family Guy
"We've got it on CD."
Family Guy
""C-D." (laughs)"
Family Guy
"Sounds like my high school report card. (laughs)"
Family Guy
"Okay, boring book: 1984."
Family Guy
"I am ready for you to be lame"
Family Guy
"and a book and not something unexpected."
Family Guy
"-¶ Oh, yeah... ¶ -(gasps) This is books?"
Family Guy
"-Books kick ass! -¶ Panama, Pana... ¶"
Family Guy
"Kids, where's your father?"
Family Guy
"He left a note."
Family Guy
""If Van Halen calls, tell them they rule.""
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"-Did they call? -Peter, what are you doing?!"
Family Guy
"I did what you wanted. I went to the library and I got 1984."
Family Guy
"(chuckles) What a book!"
Family Guy
"Peter, I'm not okay with this new Van Halen phase of yours."
Family Guy
"Yeah, Dad, it's crazy."
Family Guy
"Like JFK deciding to cruise through Dallas in a rental."
Family Guy
"How'd that convertible work out for you?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, I don't... I don't know. Good. Okay."
Family Guy
"And did you get all your stuff out of the car?"
Family Guy
"Kind of."
Family Guy
"¶ Panama... ¶"
Family Guy
"and being awesome and partying and being rad."
Family Guy
""Panama" kicks too much ass and shreds way too hard."
Family Guy
"Negative, Dispatch. Just need to wait"
Family Guy
"for that "Runnin' a little bit hot tonight" part."
Family Guy
"Suspect is headed toward Unjumpable Canyon."
Family Guy
"-It's totally unjumpable! -¶ Ease the seat back... ¶"
Family Guy
"-Unless... -Unless what, Stickbutt? Over."
Family Guy
"OFFICER: Dear God, he's gonna do it."
Family Guy
"-JOE: What? What happened? -Get off this channel, Joe."
Family Guy
"JOE: Come on, I want to be an outside cop!"
Family Guy
"¶ Panama. ¶"
Family Guy
"(whistles)"
Family Guy
"¶ Panama. ¶"
Family Guy
"Damn it, Peter, I'm sick of this!"
Family Guy
"Take that Van Halen CD back today."
Family Guy
"It's too awesome."
Family Guy
"I didn't want to play this card, Peter, but..."
Family Guy
"if you won't listen to me,"
Family Guy
"listen to the pancake with slices of banana on it."
Family Guy
"(gasps) Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"But you're always smiling."
Family Guy
"Note the maple syrup tears."
Family Guy
"Don't you think I see the maple syrup tears, Lois?!"
Family Guy
"I guess my Van Halen days are over."
Family Guy
"(engine revving)"
Family Guy
"No, no, no. Those days are behind me."
Family Guy
"¶ On and on ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Ain't nothin' like it, her shiny machine ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Got the feel for the wheel, keep the movin' parts clean ¶"
Family Guy
"-¶ Got an on... ¶ -¶ On and on... ¶"
Family Guy
"(whimpers)"
Family Guy
"(beeps twice)"
Family Guy
"Hey, in case you need it,"
Family Guy
"someone left this business card at the crash site."
Family Guy
"Looks like there's a new squirrel in the insurance game."
Family Guy
"I don't care about that, Dr. Hartman."
Family Guy
"Just tell me what's wrong with my husband."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, Mrs. Griffin, but your husband..."
Family Guy
"is in a coma."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"I've hired an EDM DJ."
Family Guy
"(deep voice): ¶ He's gonna die. ¶"
Family Guy
"Yeah, I saw this guy playing at an H&M, and I got his number!"
Family Guy
"My husband is in a coma?!"
Family Guy
"I mean, he's not responding to my advances,"
Family Guy
"We'll leave you with him now."
Family Guy
"But it's very important that you speak to Peter."
Family Guy
"He can hear you."
Family Guy
"Talk about the good times, what he means to you."
Family Guy
"Talk and keep talking."
Family Guy
"Psh-psh-pshew."
Family Guy
"Let's just turn on the TV."
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER: We now return to The Simpsons."
Family Guy
"Not a meme."
Family Guy
"Meme."
Family Guy
"Not a meme."
Family Guy
"Where am I? Hey, let me out. Let me out!"
Family Guy
"(deep voice): Hello, Peter."
Family Guy
"(squishing)"
Family Guy
"What did I ever do to deserve this?!"
Family Guy
"Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah!"
Family Guy
"(whimpering)"
Family Guy
"The Godfather insists upon itself."
Family Guy
"-It insists upon itself. -It insists upon itself."
Family Guy
"The Godfather insists upon itself."
Family Guy
"-It insists upon itself. -It insists upon itself."
Family Guy
"It insists upon itself."
Family Guy
"The Godfather insists upon itself."
Family Guy
"-It insists... -It insists..."
Family Guy
"Has the jury reached a verdict?"
Family Guy
"And how do you find the defendant?"
Family Guy
"B'caw, or not b'caw?"
Family Guy
"We find the defendant, Peter Griffin, b'caw."
Family Guy
"(chickens clucking)"
Family Guy
"to an awkward apology dinner with Joaquin Phoenix."
Family Guy
"Well... I'm waiting."
Family Guy
"Hey, if, uh, this goes south,"
Family Guy
"is there a plan for Peter's rakes?"
Family Guy
"Um... who's gonna get Peter's rakes?"
Family Guy
"What did I tell you, Mom? What did I tell you?"
Family Guy
"Well, I just thought it would be one less thing"
Family Guy
"to worry about later."
Family Guy
"You came out of the blocks too soon, Joe."
Family Guy
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