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Clips from Family Guy - Coma Guy (S18E18)

"See all-new episodes Sundays, and check out our other Fox programs--"
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"Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons and Bless the Harts."
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"¶ But where are those good old-fashioned values ¶"
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"Thanks for coming to our cocktail party, everyone."
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"(all gasp)"
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"Dare."
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"Ah, the public library."
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"(laughs) Okay, okay, all right, all right."
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"(Van Halen's "Panama" plays)"
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"Probably reading Orwell."
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"¶ Panama... ¶"
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"¶ Whoo! ¶"
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"¶ ¶"
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"You'll never catch him."
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"¶ Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight ¶"
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"OFFICER: Bingo. Got him now."
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"He's gonna time his jump for the greatest harmonized sound drop"
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"(holding note)"
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"No way. I ain't never returning that CD."
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"I made a promise to a pancake."
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"¶ On and on ¶"
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"¶ He just keeps on trying ¶"
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"¶ And he smiles when he feels like crying... ¶"
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"-¶ On and on ¶ -¶ Panama ¶"
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"And to deliver the news to your teenage children,"
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"¶ Your father's in a coma ¶"
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"This is awesome!"
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"so it's either a coma, or he's a frigid bitch."
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"Ah, no! Wait! I agree with all of you!"
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"...upon itself."
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"We have, Your Honor."
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"Peter Griffin, I hereby sentence you"
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"So... h-have you guys made any arrangements rake-wise?"
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"Clear!"
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"Clear!"
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"-What are they all doing here? -The canal."
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"-"Panama"? -Sí."
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"is giving the dedication right now."
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"-You see Coco? -Of course."
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"Somebody make it up out of their head."
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"I can't go. Can't we just fill this up with a hose?"
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"Angela?"
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"depending on how you feel about your husband."
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"Mrs. Griffin, I have some bad news."
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"I can't get anything less than a ten,"
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"Yeah, I-I can't do anything about that."
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"Thanks, Jose, probably. Thanks for everything."
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"Hey, before I go, what's the boat's Wi-Fi password?"
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"I don't want to go!"
Family Guy
"Mr. Griffin, you're three months late on your payment."
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"Yeah, well, I saw him go through it."
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"-(phone vibrating) -Excuse me."
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"(gasps) Me?!"
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"We're leaving town today."
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"You're leaving forever?"
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"The ripping and the tearing."
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"¶ Painting the walls ¶"
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"¶ Means happy times ¶"
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"Aw, we were so happy."
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"¶ And started painting again ¶"
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"Yay! We overcame!"
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"¶ A fly who's seen it all. ¶"
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"Unless you got some kind of up-tempo rock music"
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"I-I thought maybe your father would show up at the last second"
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"(gasps) Dad came."
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"Brian was wrong again."
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"Oh, Peter, what made you change your mind?"
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"I just... I've been thinking."
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"I want it to be you."
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"(all moaning)"
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"¶ ¶"
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"¶ To get through tough times ¶"
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"¶ When shuttles blow up ¶"
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"¶ And who am I? A conspiracy fly ¶"
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"¶ It's FlyOnTheWall.buzz/truth ¶"
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"See all new episodes Sundays on Fox."
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"Are you ready for the new season of Family Guy?"
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"(gasps) Can you give me a moment?"
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"¶ Lucky there's a family guy ¶"
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"¶ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ¶"
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"We're so glad you could make it."
Family Guy
"That's the speech you were working on?"
Family Guy
"Okay, now let's play a game."
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"It's called: "Everybody give me an idea"
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"what time you're leaving.""
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"Settle down, Peter."
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"Hey, is the party good out there? Can I come out?"
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"No, Brian, you're fine in the kitchen."
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"Is there food on the floor? I can clean it up!"
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"-No. -Oh, come on."
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"Joe just dropped a cracker. Joe just dropped a cracker!"
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"I can't figure out how to open the gate."
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"Well, since this is a nice cocktail party,"
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"let's talk about books."
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"What book is everyone reading?"
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"I only read four books in my life,"
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"and three of them were about Johnny Bench."
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"Ah, I can top that."
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"I ain't ever read a book in my entire life."
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"-Never read a book? -Peter's never read a book!"
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"Yeah, I heard the first guy."
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"And you said this was a fancy cocktail party."
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"Reginald, we're leaving!"
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"Damn it! I shopped at Trader Joe's"
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"for this fancy cocktail party, and once again,"
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"your ignorance of books has ruined it."
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"Enough is enough."
Family Guy
"I got a junior high book list here, and starting tomorrow,"
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"you are reading one of these books."
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"Little Women, Holes, The Giver."
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"These are all porn categories."
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"Black Beauty."
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"Is there anything here that's not pornography?"
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"1984! Just read 1984."
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"Fine. Geez. I'll read 1984."
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"You better, 'cause this was more embarrassing"
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"than when we played truth or dare with present-day Madonna."
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"Ah... truth."
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