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Clips from Family Guy - Rich Old Stewie (S18E18)

"See all-new episodes Sundays, and check out our other Fox programs--"
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"ANNOUNCER: Only on Fox."
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"¶ It seems today that all you see ¶"
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"¶ Lucky there's a family guy ¶"
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"¶ All the things that make us ¶"
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"Remember, sir, I can be any shape you wish."
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"Thank you for coming."
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"I'm Lane Bergan,"
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"When Stewie invented the Wipeless Dump,"
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"Wow, really?"
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"Brian?"
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"No. He died."
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"So, how was your flight?"
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"Just getting into something more comfortable."
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"Aren't you going to say anything about the cute name I gave it?"
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"I believe the president has answered all of your questions."
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"Nothing."
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"And what is every other member of the family"
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"Anyway, that's why I left."
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"So, you'll come see him?"
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""Full cast Winnie the Pooh backpack.""
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"(groans) We have to pick up Chris?"
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"Yeah, what's the problem?"
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"Uh, we didn't exactly get along too well."
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"You're my kid brother, you take care of me?"
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"It's the way Grandpa wanted it."
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"Sounds like you're having a personal conversation."
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"What have you been doing?"
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"I'm getting to it, if-if you'll give me a second."
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"She runs a small private security business"
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"-(gunshot) -(Meg exclaims)"
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"This one can use another layer."
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"Oh, hey, guys."
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"Light rail system, gleaming skyscrapers."
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"All right, you just bought yourself another year."
Family Guy
"Oh, I want to fly standby to Pittsburgh,"
Family Guy
"Is everything in this town named after Tom Brady?"
Family Guy
"Oh, no, there's the Rob Gronkowski Library."
Family Guy
"-I heard he had a stroke. -(high-pitched tugboat horn toots)"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna ask someone for directions."
Family Guy
"Excuse me, sir, where is the Quahog Harbor?"
Family Guy
"Uh-oh, there's a lot of guys"
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"in Bruins hats turning around now."
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"Whoa, you look great, considering your age."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I'm basically exactly the same,"
Family Guy
"Yeah, you know what's cool? Ice cream."
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"-They're all good. -What's your favorite?"
Family Guy
"So that's the scoop from here."
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"(canned studio audience laughter, applause)"
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"-Did Quagmire tell you about the ice cream? -Yes."
Family Guy
"Wow, that is way behind."
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"-That's so generous. -Thank you."
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"with my Andy Rooney end-of-life eyebrows."
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"next to the shedding, crumbling, dusty ancient relics"
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"Oh, Stewie, you've done so much to help our family."
Family Guy
"¶ About the bird... ¶"
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"Family, help me dance."
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"¶ A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word ¶"
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"His jokes are getting worse, Doctor."
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"I see a white light."
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"There are others inside of it."
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"Adam West, Carrie Fisher,"
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"Heaven is filled with every actor who ever died?"
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"Frank Sinatra Jr., Charles Durning,"
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"Roy Scheider, Waylon Jennings,"
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"(sighs) This is it."
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"Lactating..."
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"(all crying)"
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"The finest cigars for the finest family ever to live."
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"Oh, Stewie, we love you so much."
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"And I love you, which is why I must not delay any longer."
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"(all crying)"
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"Of course I knew the whole thing was a scam."
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"Stewie! Stewie!"
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"at that old man Halloween costume for 30 minutes."
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"but now I think I'll like it just fine."
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"(squeaking sound)"
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"Stop walking. I'll go back, you go forward."
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"-and I go that way... -Just stop walking and listen to me. Everybody freeze."
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"Okay, let's just think about this."
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"(crowd cheering)"
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"People of Argentina,"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"Are you ready for the new season of Family Guy?"
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"(gasps) Can you give me a moment?"
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"Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons and Bless the Harts."
Family Guy
"Oh, jeez, I'm so excited."
Family Guy
"¶ But where are those good old-fashioned values ¶"
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"Fart joke."
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"(sputters)"
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"Sir, you need to get ready"
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"for your lifetime achievement award ceremony."
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"Thank you, shape-shifting valet."
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"Yeah, but you're already this, so..."
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"Excuse me."
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"Pardon me."
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"Beg your pardon."
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"Nice to see you."
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"MAN: What if I told you you could accumulate"
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"all the wealth you'd ever want"
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"simply by learning the secrets of real estate?"
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"Oop, wrong room."
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"MAN: And then what if you could use that wealth"
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"to turn yourself into a Broadway star?"
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"Welcome, ladies and gentlemen"
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"and 14 other genders we have now."
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"the biggest star of May 2020 and on."
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"So, if you've only watched TV up until April of 2020,"
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"my name would be unfamiliar to you."
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"Lane Bergan?"
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"What, did Brett Kingston say no?"
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"When the Dwayne Johnson Center for Confusing Ethnicity"
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"approached me about hosting this night,"
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"I said it'd be an honor to bestow upon"
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"Stewart Gilligan Griffin our Lifetime Achievement Award."
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"our rainforests were hanging on by a thread."
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"Now, are there too many trees?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Stewart Griffin."
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"Thank you for this wonderful honor."
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