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Clips from Family Guy - Heart Burn (S18E18)

"¶ All the things that make us ¶"
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"The people of Troy's chocolate"
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"-Ooh! Ow! -Sharp! Sharp! Sharp!"
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"Man, I'm happy the war is over."
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"To the other side of that hill... and beyond!"
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"Helen?! What the Hades?!"
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"(pained grunting)"
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"¶ ¶"
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"So, we'll sail directly east,"
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"Pythagoras just invented this thing called a "hypotenuse.""
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"for their advancements in math and not as cartoon characters"
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"with very hairy arms and a tragically mismanaged economy."
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"but there's another door right here that's just beads."
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"(all yelling)"
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"(wind whistling)"
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"And all three of Helen's fathers are going to be there?!"
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"No. No. No, you know what? I'm exhausted."
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"("Dancing Queen" plays)"
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"Two households, both alike in dignity,"
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"Boy, this is nice."
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"-than Verona? -I don't know."
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"Shh. Uh, don't say that."
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"(sighs) Fine."
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"Now, I found you the most eligible bachelor"
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"He's from the Boyardee family. Kind of a big deal."
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"My family makes the best canned sugar pastas in all the land."
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"I'm in the midst of a full-on, lockdown sodium headache."
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"I haven't peed for 36 hours."
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"Now, fair Juliet, let our houses join together,"
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"Ah, cool!"
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"(exhales)"
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"What... what is that?"
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"I don't get it."
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"You wrote "butt.""
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"(grunts)"
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"Hey, there's something I want you to see."
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"You-you just... y-you got to come see it!"
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"Gonna have to do better than that, man."
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"Lot of Tonys here."
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"That's right."
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"We don't have phones or Chicago!"
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"I will not play host to some family feud!"
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"Yeah, yeah, good answer."
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"Of course it was."
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"Romeo?"
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"but I just had to see you again."
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"Shh, shh, shh, shh."
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"I love you, too, Juliet."
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"but that's okay, because I do karate outside against no one."
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"(grunts) I could never say this"
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""Ralph... Fiennes.""
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"(gasps)"
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"I-I'll take the poison. Thank you, Friar."
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"can I, uh, pay for the rest of my items here?"
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"I mean, there is baseball, but it's not playoffs."
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"(coughs, choking)"
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"double suicide."
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"I don't understand."
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"Just Costco hot dog. (shudders)"
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"Well, a boy I knew for three days is dead."
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"and it's still two months till figure skating starts!"
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"BRUCE: For never was a story of more "Oh, no!""
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"¶ ¶"
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"(sniffing)"
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"¶ You take 'em both and there you have ¶"
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"¶ Hoo, hoo ¶"
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"Well, I'm done."
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"¶ Hoo, hoo... ¶"
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"I love our life."
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"Hello, Dan."
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"Alex, the elevator chick, is pregnant."
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"I wonder what they'll choose."
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"¶ No more Rice Krispies ¶"
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"But now that there are actual consequences,"
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"at least she had a pot of something on the stove"
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"(creaking)"
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"Well, now to defog this mirror and see only myself."
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"Now to fully close the mirror and have no changes."
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"I'm sorry, Beth."
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"I have a fatal attraction to your husband."
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"That'll be in the trailer."
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"and your neighbor's cat"
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"because I went to the wrong house the first time."
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"Huh. Wonder if the weather called for living room rain."
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"-Right. -(grunting)"
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"You deserve to die,"
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"It's just been revoked."
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"Don't miss a second of Family Guy."
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"Are you ready for the new season of Family Guy?"
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"Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons and Bless the Harts."
Family Guy
"Oh, jeez, I'm so excited."
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"ANNOUNCER: Only on Fox."
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"¶ On which we used to rely? ¶"
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"¶ Lucky there's a family guy ¶"
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"¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶"
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"Oh, fun! Look, Peter."
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"Smash Mouth is playing here next weekend."
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"-In Quahog? -No, in this porn store."
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"-(scanner beeps) -Well, you caught us."
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"Lois and I are stocking up"
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"for a very special anniversary evening,"
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"and I'm not sure that five percent discount"
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"was worth checking in here on Facebook."
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"(phone chimes)"
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"Ew, Meg, don't "like" that."
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"Anyway, to celebrate, we thought it would be fun"
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"to recount the three greatest love stories ever told."
Family Guy
"We'll begin with the tale of Helen of Troy:"
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""The face that launched a thousand ships.""
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"Which is the poetic way of saying,"
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""Helen of Troy was thicc, tho.""
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"Which is the Black Twitter way of saying,"
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""She was very attractive.""
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"(exotic vocalizing)"
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"has gotten into our peanut butter."
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"The people of Greece's peanut butter"
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"has gotten all over our chocolate!"
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"We could perhaps try the combined taste,"
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"Guys, stop! The Battle of the Greece's Peanut Butter Cup"
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"has gone on too long."
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