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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - No Pressure (S07E07)

"You had a bear claw for breakfast."
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"Yeah, a bear claw."
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"I-I changed my mind."
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"I-I just don't want Barney to see us doing it."
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"Barney is never gonna see this."
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"Oh, come on. It's Barney."
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"Eventually, somehow he's gonna see it."
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"Want to bet?"
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"So there really is a sex tape."
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"Anyhoozles, just... long-term bets,"
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"just a silly thing we do."
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"What about you, Ted?"
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"Your hair's looking good."
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""Lily bets Marshall that Ted and Robin"
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"won't end up together.""
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"Wow."
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"So now it's becoming clear why..."
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"you've been trying to sabotage my future happiness."
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"To win a bet."
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"Come on, Ted."
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"We made that bet so long ago."
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"And boy, it's been a real nail-biter."
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"Ted and Stella got engaged."
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"Pay up."
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"Not yet."
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"We are driving to the wedding."
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"Not yet."
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"We are at the wedding."
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"Pay up."
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"Not yet."
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"I can't believe you guys!"
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"and all you cared about was some stupid bet?"
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"I never stopped rooting for you, but I..."
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"Ted, I'm not rooting against you."
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"I just don't think Robin's the girl you marry."
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"That's why I made the stupid bet to begin with."
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"I mean, yes, it's five years later,"
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"and you haven't settled down with anyone else,"
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"but you haven't settled down with Robin, either."
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"There must be a reason for that."
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"What's standing in the way?"
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"God..."
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"if you help me find this sex tape,"
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"I am going to make some changes in my life."
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"I am going to stop sleeping around,"
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"quit drinking so much, no more shenanigans."
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"I am going to devote my entire life"
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"to doing good deeds, and praising your name."
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"Is this what you're looking for, Mr. Barney?"
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"Never mind, bro. Found it."
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"I found it!"
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"Sweet glory hallelujah, I found it, Ted."
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"You're the only idiot I know who still owns a VCR,"
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"so you are the lucky winner of the"
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""Who gets to sit next to me and watch our best friends"
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"go bananas all over each other"" sweepstakes."
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"To the outdated viewing device!"
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"And then I realized why Robin and I"
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"hadn't gotten back together in the last five years."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Robin's in love with you."
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"I can't believe I didn't see it before."
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"Robin is in love with you."
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"No, she's not. Trust me."
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"Yes, she is."
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"Something happened between you guys."
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"That's why you broke up with Nora."
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"That night, I saw you in her room,"
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"there were rose petals, candles..."
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"You saw that?"
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"Well, then, maybe you also saw"
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"those rose petals and candles going into a garbage bag."
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"And then Barney told me everything."
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"How he and Robin hooked up."
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"How he broke up with Nora to be with her."
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"How he thought she would do the same for him."
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"How she broke his heart."
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"It hurt, but..."
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"I guess they're in love."
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"They broke up last night."
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"Bummer."
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"Anyway, let's make our own bets about this sex tape."
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"I've got Marshall with a surprise piercing"
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"at five-to-one odds,"
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"Lily with a landing strip, ten-to-one,"
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"Marshall with a landing strip, even money."
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"I don't believe this."
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"You were in love with Robin,"
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"you find out she's single, and your reaction is "Bummer"?"
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"What do you want me to say, Ted?"
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"she thought differently."
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"So... no, I don't care that Robin is single again."
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"Nope."
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"Even if that somebody else was me?"
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"Even if that somebody else was you."
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"Really? Really."
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"Hey, bros before hos, right?"
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"No matter how mad she made me,"
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"Robin's still my bro."
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"And if, uh, you make her happy,"
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"then that makes me happy."
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"Barney, you've really grown up, you know that?"
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"Thanks."
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"Now let's watch our two best friends have sex on tape."
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"I'll make the popcorn."
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"Watch that tape!"
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"Well, sorry, I just really want to win the bet."
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"And here we go."
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"O-okay. Okay, fine, Barney."
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"Watch our dirty little home movie, but be forewarned,"
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"at about the one minute mark,"
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"you're going to see me make this face."
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"Oh, God, that's the face you made"
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"the day we rode motorcycles. Yeah."
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"Yeah. You really want to see that?"
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"A-and do you want to hear me go, uh..."
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"It can't sound like that. It can't."
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"I know that noise, I've heard it through the walls."
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"I thought the neighbors had a sick cat."
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"Okay, but, Barney, just remember,"
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