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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - No Pressure (S07E07)

"I think I'm gonna throw up."
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"Morning sickness? No."
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"It's crazy, right?"
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"Are you shocked?"
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"No, I'm not shocked. You're in love with Robin."
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"Do you remember back"
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"at Christmas when she was upset, you didn't even know why,"
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"and you spent eight hours setting up Christmas lights"
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"in the apartment just to cheer her up."
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"That was a platonic friend thing. A platonic friend thing?"
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"Really? Ted, let me ask you a question."
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"Would you have done that for me?"
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"You, too, buddy."
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"I'm going into the city."
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"Just, while I'm gone,"
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"don't go snooping around in our stuff."
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"I know you think we have a sex tape hidden somewhere,"
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"so I'll save you the trouble. We don't. Good-bye."
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"Here's that moment from Barney's perspective."
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"We have a sex tape hidden somewhere."
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"Robin again?"
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"Why does everyone keep going after Robin?"
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"How come no one ever takes a run at me?"
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"Yeah, but he just wants to bang me."
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"I want something real."
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"I know, babe."
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"Double A Cleaning."
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"Consuela, it's Barney."
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"I need you and the girls for the afternoon."
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"Of course, right away, Mr. Barney."
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"Are you at home now?"
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"No, I'm at a house on Long Island."
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"I'll text you the details."
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"It's a big job. The place has been ransacked."
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"We'll get right on it."
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"Thanks, Consuela, you're the best."
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"with this whole you-and-Robin thing,"
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"but is she ready to go?"
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"Is she ready to go? Um..."
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"Mmm, we'll continue this..."
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"So..."
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"Are you sure that it wasn't...?"
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"We'll continue this when I get back."
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"What?! No!"
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"Damn it, Lily, why are you rooting against me?"
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"I'm not rooting against you."
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"Yes, you are."
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"No, I'm not."
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"You see, at that very moment..."
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""Long-term bets"?"
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"My God! They're placing bets on our lives."
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"And I'm sorry, Ted cannot pull off bald."
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"Ted, I'm your best friend. Why would I root against you?"
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"Lily bets Marshall that Ted and Robin won't end up together."
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"That's why."
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"So, Lily was betting against me and Robin."
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"I just didn't know it."
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"Okay, you want to make it work with Robin?"
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"You need to stay on her radar."
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"Call her right now."
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"She's on the plane. Her phone's off."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"How adorable would it be if when the plane lands,"
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"she turns on her phone"
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"and her mailbox is full of messages from you?!"
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"Ted, don't leave her any voice mails."
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"Why not?"
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"Because... Because you need to go to Russia."
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"With love!"
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"Surprise her."
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"Make the-- in no way creepy--"
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"grand romantic gesture that we all know Robin loves."
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"Oh!"
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"So I just walk up to her in Red Square"
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"with a dozen roses?"
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"Or float down to her"
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"in my hot air balloon"
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"with ten dozen roses!"
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"Yes, that's perfect!"
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"Not like this, Lily."
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"If you'll excuse me, I've got some sonnets to write."
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"Stay put, Ted. You're gonna want to hear this."
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"Guys, what's this?"
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"And Marshall and Lily explained."
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"It all started ten years earlier."
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"They had been looking for a new hobby"
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"they could do as a couple."
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"I already missed the beginner's lesson."
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"Ah, screw it."
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"I've seen the Olympics. I know what I'm doing."
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"I'm going skiing, bitches!"
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"He's gonna break his leg."
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"He's not gonna break his leg."
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"20 bucks says he does."
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""Lily bets Marshall"
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"that Ted will break his leg skiing.""
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"You would be amazed."
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"People fall off ski lifts all the time."
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"Well, I gotta hit the head."
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"Yeah, I gotta say that, um,"
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"making money off this bet just makes me feel..."
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"More alive than you've felt in years?"
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"Yes! New hobby!"
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"You've been betting on us?"
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"Like we're a couple of hobos"
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"fighting over a sandwich"
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"in some psycho preppy kid's backyard?"
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"No, this is just what happens in marriage."
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"You get bored."
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"You run out of things to do."
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"We were making models."
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"You single people are out there"
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"with the drinking and the sleeping around..."
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"Model airplanes."
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"The grinding and the bumping"
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"and the hot sweaty bodies."
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"...with little propellers that spin."
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"Lily, I thought you said you wanted to."
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"It was your idea."
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"I starved myself for a week to get camera-ready."
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