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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Magician's Code: Part 1 (S07E07)

"We're stuck in Atlantic City! City of Atlantic stuck in are we."
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"I have got you covered. When I was 13, my father caught me"
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"Anyway, I had skinny arms, so I got up there elbow deep."
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"Clean your window for you? - No!"
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"Okay, listen, I am going to get you to that hospital"
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"He'd be Barney "Wait For It" Eriksen."
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"Um,"
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"He's still in my room."
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"and the anesthesia could suddenly just stop working,"
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"much like your mom's and my marriage."
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"Calm down, girl."
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"Hop on, Marshall. Tonight, we ride!"
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"I hope Marshall's close. Cube me."
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"I missed my train... You put on the pants."
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"A clue."
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"but he swears the ATM started to do this."
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"No!!"
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"What's up, bro?"
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"I'll explain."
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"Tell me why we shouldn't call the authorities..."
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"just leave the epidural on the table and walk away."
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"It's time for us to move on."
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"New story!"
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"Ready?"
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"I can't. Marshall's not here yet."
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"up your throat and pull it out of your mouth!"
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"I can't do this without Marshall!"
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"Kids, sometimes the universe sends exactly what you ask for."
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"Oh..."
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"But do you remember what happened next?"
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"we'll give you a chalkboard."
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"You can hang it around your neck on a little string."
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"Security!"
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"That's not necessary."
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"You'll be back on the road in 20 minutes."
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"But this guy-- he's done everything right."
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"So... what do you say?"
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"I wish Marshall were here!"
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"Don't."
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"I can't wait, just-- what is the name?"
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"Friends. You..."
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"Hey."
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"Totally."
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"??? Like a candle, you were meant to share the fire ???"
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"Boo!"
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"is nothing to be ashamed of, Marv."
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"But then a thought popped into my head, kids."
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"the first time you see your best friend holding their baby."
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"That guy's a dad."
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"Oh, we'll give you some privacy."
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"they're a family, you know?"
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"Look at the women you date,"
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"starting with me:"
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"Then you would actually have a chance"
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"No, that's too cruel."
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"Click!"
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"It'll be Marvin's first outing into the world."
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"It's a great place to meet chicks."
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"I want to thank you for coming in."
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"Gun it, bitches!"
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"What I was smelling was the previous poop,"
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"clothes and/or in my hair."
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"if you wanted to catch up sometime; it's been a while."
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"for their first getaway as a couple."
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"It's a magic trick."
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"I can't."
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"Uh... your mom's actually helping me with a new trick."
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"Is it sawing a lady in half?"
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"It's called--"
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"Mr. Flanagan was not ban--"
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"It's only three 14-hour days."
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"but you're sharing my heart with an equally important Miss."
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"get married today."
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"Wait, what?"
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"She moved out-- I mean, we're still friends, but that's over."
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"All these years, I never stopped thinking about you, Ted."
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"Ta-da..."
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"And Mrs. Madsen's friend thinks I'm gay,"
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"She's in the bathroom, which I guess"
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"Ball gown. Thank you."
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"Four shots of tequila."
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"Eggshell or cream?"
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"but... I quit."
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"I do want this."
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"and get you back to your wedding."
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"This never happened."
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"We need to hold Mr. Stinson for further questioning."
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"May I please have the silk handkerchief"
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"How did you get that through the X-Ray machine?"
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"We're losing the light for Baby's Second First Outing."
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"Oh... Wow, big day!"
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"Okay, well, you're one-quarter Canadian,"
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"so by that logic you one-quarter suck."
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"How did this happen?"
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"Oh... magic."
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"Oh."
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"Uh, not to ruin the moment,"
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"but apparently little Marvin is quite stunned by the news."
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"Well..."
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"Yeah. Wow. Yeah."
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"Do you guys mind recounting this romantic tale"
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"next to a Diaper Genie?"
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"Oh, Marvin, you're about to hear your first love story!"
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"Once up on a time,"
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"this creepy magic dude was boning Barney's mom..."
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"It's our last chance to run away together."
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"Door's right there."
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"Yes, we'll start a new life."
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"Head for the border! Canada!"
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"Eh, Mexico. Canada sucks."
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"I'm 100% awesome"
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"and you know it."
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"Yeah, I do."
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"Look, I-I hope this isn't weird, or anything, because..."
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"Barney..."
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"I'm... I'm really happy for you."
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"Really?"
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"??? I listen to the wind ???"
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"Really."
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"??? To the wind of my soul ???"
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