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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Run Away, Little Boy (S02E02)

"When I was 18, I was dating an older lady. Broke my heart."
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"I'm sorry you got dumped, but I'm not dating a kid."
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"- I'm working. Us older guys do that. - Why are you being so mean to me?"
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"Am I being mean?"
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"I wouldn't pay you to put on a red nose and work a birthday party now."
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"Thank God for that."
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"- Why are you so mad at me? - I just think it's embarrassing."
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"- What is so embarrassing? - You running around with that kid."
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"I wasn't running. He's not a kid. We had dinner."
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"Say 'Chuck E. Cheese,' I'll break your nose."
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"I'm not going to say anything. Live your life as you please."
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"I got work to do."
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"He jests at scars that never felt a wound."
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"But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?"
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"It is the east, and Juliet is the sun."
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"- Are you sure this is Shakespeare? - What's with all the grunting?"
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"I wish Luke was here. He could translate for us."
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"- Hey. - Hi, honey."
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"Doesn't she look like a princess?"
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"- Yeah, she looks beautiful. - Mom made the dress."
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"- Not to mention the girl inside it. - Hello! Gross!"
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"- I'm just saying. - I'm getting kind of nervous."
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"You might want to hold a phone up to your face, so he'll recognize you."
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"I need you."
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"- He's not here. - Who's not here?"
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"- Calm down. - Weren't you listening?"
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"He's not here. We're on in 20 minutes, and we don't have a Romeo."
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"- We are going to fail. - We're not."
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"Do you think Harvard accepts people who fail Shakespeare?"
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"I don't have numbers on it, but I feel secure in saying..."
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"you fail Shakespeare, you don't get into Harvard."
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"Maybe he's in one of the bathrooms, smoking."
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"You check the east men's rooms, I'll check the west ones."
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"I am hurt. A plague on both your houses!"
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"I am sped. Is he gone, and hath nothing?"
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"I knew he was going to do this, but no one wanted to listen."
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"- 'Let's make Tristin Romeo. He's hot. ' - What about Brad?"
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"Get dressed. We're on in 10 minutes."
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"- Can't. - What?"
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"My dad had me pulled out of school."
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"And is she unhappy."
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"What do you mean, he had you pulled out of school?"
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"I got in some trouble."
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"- Trouble involving... - Involving Duncan and Bowman."
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"- And Bowman's dad's safe. - Oh, no."
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"Bowman had a key. It was supposed to be no big deal."
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"Okay. You can apologize, and you can put back the money..."
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"and you can explain that you were going through something."
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"I was. I was going through his safe."
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"- Why would you do this? - I don't know."
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"I guess that's something I can ponder at military school."
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"The police are letting our parents handle it."
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"In my case, that means military school in North Carolina."
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"I don't know what to say."
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"I imagine you're overwhelmed at the relief in knowing that soon I will be gone."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"I'm a big boy. I can handle it."
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"- There's nothing you can... - Tristin..."
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"I've got to go."
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"but your boyfriend's watching."
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"Take care of yourself, Mary."
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"What are you standing there for? Let's go!"
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"A dateless bargain to engrossing death."
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"Come, bitter conduct. Come, unsavory guide."
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"Thou desperate pilot, now at once run on the dashing rocks..."
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"thy seasick weary bark. Here's to my love!"
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"O true apothecary, thy drugs are quick."
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"Thus with a kiss..."
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"I die."
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"Wasn't that great? Just watching it made me feel smarter."
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"- Don't you feel smarter? - Just the opposite, actually."
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"Let's do something else good for us. Go to a museum or play chess."
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"I promised Rory we'd go to Luke's."
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"Even better."
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"- That guy runs so hot and cold on me. - What?"
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"One minute, he's all sweet. The next, he's being a total jerk..."
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"- for God knows what reason. - For God knows what reason?"
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"- Come on, Lorelai. - What?"
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"Don't you understand that Luke is so into you?"
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"Okay, stop."
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"He has had to watch you go from one guy to another..."
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"and then the engagement, and then it was off."
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"And patiently, he's waited, and now in walks this kid..."
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"and he says, 'My God, will she date anyone else in the world..."
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"- 'before she'll date me?' - Sookie, that's..."
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"Maybe it's crazy, maybe it's irrational, but it's there."
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"Just look the guy in the eye. It's right there."
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"So did you and Paris actually kiss, or was that, like, a stage thing?"
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"A lady never kisses and tells."
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"You guys get a table. I'll be right there."
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"How'd it go?"
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"- I think Shakespeare will recover. - That's good."
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"- Are you good at dating? - What?"
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"Dating. Do you have that down?"
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"- Okay, if this is about that kid... - It's not about anything. It's a question."
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"I don't know if I have it down."
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"Considering I live with my nephew, I'd say probably not."
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"I don't have it down either."
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"I've never been very good at it. Never even really liked it."
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"It's too much 'what if. ' I like things I can count on."
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"Actually, with Max, it was the first time I was finally like:"
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"'Here it is. That one person who will always be there for me. '"
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"'Wrong. '"
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"- 'Keep moving. ' - Why are you telling me this?"
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"I don't have very many people in my life..."
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"permanently, forever."
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"They will always be there for me. I will always be there for them."
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"There's Rory and Sookie, this town..."
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"and you."
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"- I mean, at least I think I've got... - You do."
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"Good."
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"Just checking."
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"Tell me about Romeo and Juliet."
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"It's so depressing. Everybody dies. But the clothes were so cute."
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"- Life can be funny that way. - And Rory..."
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"- Isn't there a card? - No."
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"Jackson just got in his apple crop. We can make cider ice cream."
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"And if the love of the Bard's language still doesn't inspire you..."
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"and put it back together in the science building hallway."
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"I told you, correct change. Go in for that dollar-bill nonsense..."
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