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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #1.9 (S01E01)

"Chappelle's Show."
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"Whoo-hoo."
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"when I'm not doing this show I play a lot of video games."
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"I don't know if you guys are into them a lot,"
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"My whole life's like Vice City, man, look."
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"What are you doing?!"
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"Ow! Oh!"
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"I have footage of my vacation,"
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"Ahh..."
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"All y'all right here, I got something for ya."
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"That's no snake, honey."
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"(siren blaring)"
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"(roaring)"
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"(electricity buzzing)"
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"Yah!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Um..."
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"I'll be back."
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"We'll be right back, folks, with more Chappelle's Show."
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"tonight is actually a very special night."
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"Very excited about it,"
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"They won't budge."
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"Yes, and tonight,"
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"All right, let's get it goin'."
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"Y'all ready to hear how I feel about the war?"
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"Those, uh, "Hookers and Johns"?"
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"(light applause)"
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"You know, like myself, a lot of cats think they hatin'."
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""Man, that's played out.""
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"I hate on a nigga 'til he's totally broke,"
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"and ain't got nothin' like me, you know what I'm sayin'?"
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"The evil star here, wanna welcome you to"
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"Man, you oughtta take that cane"
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"Well, well, well!"
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"It looks bombed out and depleted."
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"And of course, the so-called "beautiful"."
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"and go back to Africa?"
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"hating on one another."
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"Oh my God."
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"Looks like Malcolm X before he converted to Islam."
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"Thank you, Miss Effie."
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"on the way over here."
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"Now, that man right there I'd hate to fight."
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"critics, complainers, disgruntled rappers,"
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"Damn, that's hateful!"
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"Pit Bull is nominated for calling the police"
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"not because it was the right thing to do,"
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"just because he was jealous of all the money they was makin'."
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"Silky Johnson!"
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"(boos and applause)"
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"Silky Johnson is nominated"
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"Silky Johnson!"
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"(booing)"
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"Hit me, baby."
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"for Little Richard in gay movies."
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"and nobody else but you."
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"And as I sip my soda"
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"Good evening."
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"Come back, don't go anywhere."
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"What you gonna see?"
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"And I'd like to thank you at home for watching."
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"and one little titty,"
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"and they call that bitch "biggie smalls"!"
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"sexual, broke, uh, sexual chocolate."
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"That's right, that's right."
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"Chappelle's Show. Chappelle's Show."
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"Chappelle's Show."
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"Chappelle's Show."
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"Oww."
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"Whoo-hoo-hoo."
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"but I love video games, anytime, all the time."
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"I make love to my wife: "Get off me.""
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"I just want points, man."
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"It's crazy, man, you'll see."
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"Bye."
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"(car honks)"
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"Bye, baby, I'll see you later."
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"I'm not braggin'."
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"I've never been treated so well by people."
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"and I would like to share it with you right now."
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"(loud rumbling)"
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"Ohh!"
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"Ta-daaa."
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"You have a problem, huh?"
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"Oh, ooh! Hot, hot!"
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"Man, I'm bored."
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"I gotta go to the Chappelle Show."
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"You know, folks..."
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"and then, suddenly the negotiations fell apart"
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"'cause they didn't have the money that I wanted."
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"for me to do a two-minute special."
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"you are the lucky crowd that gets to see it."
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"So everyone, just sit tight."
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"and we're gonna start shootin' this puppy."
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"(cheers and applause)"
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"Y'all ready to hear how I feel about Bush?"
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"Well, this is how I feel..."
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"(buzzer)"
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"Fuckin' pay me!"
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"Did anybody see that one, "Pimps Up, Ho's Down"?"
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"I just seen their new one,"
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"and I got an advanced copy on it,"
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"Check it out."
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"Yeah, you know what I'm sayin'?"
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"Like, real hatin', man, that's like an art form, man."
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"I mean, I'm mad at everything, man."
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"Brother got a nice car..."
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""Man, why you got a car? I only got one car."
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""Why you got three cars or a wife or all that?"
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"'Cause, yeah, that's what real hatin' is all about, man."
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"Hey, what's poppin', everybody?"
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"This gala affair, we, uh, we host this once a year."
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"(speaking Korean)"
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"Is that a cut on beauty?"
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"The player haters ball gives us an opportunity"
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"to hate on a diverse array of mark-ass marks,"
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"trick-ass marks, punk bitches"
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"and beat whoever made that suit to death."
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"(laughs)"
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"The most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi."
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