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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Terrorist Attack (S03E03)

"Nestle's makes the very best"
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"Sorr-ry."
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"I wasn't allowed to tell anyone."
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"You told somebody."
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"I mean, I found out."
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"So you could've told me something."
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"I could... there were too many people, I wasn't supposed to."
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"My kids could've been wiped out. They go to school."
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"I'm sorry, but it's okay, nothing happened."
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"I know, but something could've happened."
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"- You could've given me a hint. - Next time, I'll tell you."
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"Take your kids out of the school or something like that."
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"I'll tell you next time, I'm sorry."
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"You could've said something."
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"- Do you have a minute? - Yeah."
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"Larry, I can't believe that you knew"
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"there was a terrorist threat and didn't tell me."
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"Here we go with this again."
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"I've taken your laundry and dry cleaning."
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"I didn't tell a lot of people. I only told one person."
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"- You've told me secrets before. - I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry. Now I have to have everybody mad at me,"
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"'cause I didn't tell everybody I know?"
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"It's not my fault, I told one person."
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"Wanda is here, she's in the restroom."
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"She'll be out in a minute. She'd like to speak with you."
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"Hey, big mouth!"
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"What did I tell you, Larry?"
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"Do you think this'll get me out of the dog house?"
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"- This is hard to find. - Can I smell that?"
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"Paul and I spent the whole weekend in Palm Springs."
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"- It was really a disruption. - Yeah."
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"To pack up and leave like that."
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"Well, Larry, I know that you had the best of intentions."
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"I was just trying to save your life."
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"Yes, I know. We drove three hours to the desert"
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"with the dog and the cats. Four Seasons was booked."
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"We ended up staying at a Super Eight motel."
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"I tried to be a nice guy, I'm trying to save your life,"
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"and you have a terrible weekend on my account."
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"Larry, no, I understand."
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"It would've been nice if there was a small explosion, where nobody got hurt."
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"A little firecracker or something."
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"What happened with you? How did the NRDC thing go?"
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"- Not too good. - What happened?"
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"- Nobody showed up. - Why not?"
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"Everybody heard about the terrorist attack"
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"and left town."
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"Oh my God."
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"'Cause I didn't say anything, I was wondering"
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"if perhaps you had mentioned something to anyone."
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"Why would I say anything? You told me not to."
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"- Oh, that's terrible... - Hey, it's Martin Short."
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"- Larry? - I know him."
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"Larry! Lar..."
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"Marty!"
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"Good. How's your show doing on the Comedy Central?"
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"How do you do that voice? I try and do it at home."
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""Ranges that go high and then go very low.""
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"But you're not going low... high, very high."
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"Very high..."
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"It's not that at all."
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"It's much more... not to pat myself on the back,"
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"much more original."
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""Oh, my goodness, Larry David.""
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"Well, let me try one more time."
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"And then be stunned in the middle."
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"No, now you've had a stroke."
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"You don't want to play a stroke victim, 'cause that's... urrgh!"
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"Oh, Jesus. You know what?"
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"I left her hanging in the store. She's gonna be mad."
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"There are more impersonations I'd love to teach you."
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"Pick it up... just a little closer."
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"- I don't know about that. - I don't know."
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"The acoustics are great in this house."
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"And you would know because..."
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"We often have Friday night services here."
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"Oh, my God, this is so exciting."
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"I am so excited."
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"but I am just out of my mind right now."
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"Me too, I've been urinating all day."
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"You've got to be kidding me?!"
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"Thank you."
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"Yeah, me too. I'll see you guys."
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"All right."
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"Hey, you gonna do, "You Oughta Know"?"
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"Yeah. That would be good."
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"We haven't done it in a while so we can do it..."
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"the unplugged version."
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"A lot of discussion about that song."
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"Yeah, nonstop for a while."
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"It's dying down a little bit, thank God."
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"You never tell anybody, huh?"
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"No. I purposely don't tell anybody"
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"because it's not what the song is written for."
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"I won't tell a soul I won't even tell her."
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"- Really? - Absolutely."
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"When people tell me something, they only tell me."
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"- They don't tell both of us. - All right, that's cool."
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"I haven't really told anyone. It would be maybe"
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"good to... I'll tell you."
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"But you can't tell anybody."
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"Don't worry, I won't say a word."
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"Hmm, interesting."
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"So that's who it is. I'll see you later."
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"- All right, see you later. - Yeah, bye."
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"What did I miss?"
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"Oh, okay."
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"I'll make these guys a sandwich real quick."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Why don't you guys come back here with me?"
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"- Jesus. - You didn't even freaking look."
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"You come flying down the hill..."
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"What is this, Australia?"
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"This is a Cadillac, a CTS, a brand new car."
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"You're trying to sabotage the event, aren't you?"
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"- By the way, thanks for inviting us. - Freak you!"
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"And I won't keep it up, even though I would love to"
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"Once I know who I'm not, then I'll know who I am"
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"But I know I won't keep on"
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