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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Terrorist Attack (S03E03)

"Mindy, your life is in danger. Get out of here."
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"What kind of attack is it gonna be?"
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"It could be anywhere. It's in LA."
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"Okay?"
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"No, no, no, you can't tell anybody."
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"I have to call my mother. She's 80 years old."
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"She can't survive a terrorist attack."
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"Okay, she lives in Orange County. She's kind of far away."
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"Where do you stay when you're there?"
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"- Four Seasons. - Four Seasons?"
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"Yeah."
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"Santa Barbara is lovely this time of year."
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"You can't..."
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"oh, the Braudys' NRDC event."
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"- I don't want to get in the middle... - No, listen,"
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"I know you and Cheryl don't have anything to do with it."
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"But it's amazing you are staying in town"
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"risking your lives for something like this."
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"It's unbelievable."
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"Cheryl wanted to leave,"
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"It's amazing. I have a million things to do,"
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"but I'm curious about something."
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"- Why did you tell me? - What are you talking about?"
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"You're friends, we like you so much,"
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"I saw your shop, I thought, "I've got to tell Mindy.""
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"I can't thank you enough. You are an amazing person."
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"You are a wonderful human being."
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"I understand. Listen! I have some samples."
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"I want you to take these."
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"Here you go. She'll like these."
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"- Nothing for men? - Oh, yeah, here."
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"You'll like these. This is aftershave."
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"- Uh-huh. - This is before-shave."
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"What?"
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"These are moisturizers from Mindy Reiser's shop."
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"Would've had you pick me up a bottle. Why did you go there?"
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"To kind of... apologize for the other night."
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"Larry David... apologize?"
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"- That's very... - Why, is that unusual?"
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"I feel like I apologize to somebody every day."
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"- Are you kidding me? - Who says "I'm sorry" more than me?"
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"Do you know anybody in the world?"
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"I'll get it. Hello."
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"- Hi, Paul. Yeah... - Paul Reiser?"
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"Hello?"
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"Yeah, pretty much."
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"Yeah, l... well..."
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"I don't know. 90%."
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"Well, hey, come on. Of course, no problem."
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"I'm happy to."
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"Yeah, okay. Well, you take care."
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"- All right, bye. - What was that about?"
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"Oh. And what was "90%"?"
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"He asked me what the chances were"
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"that this could happen again..."
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"we should get out of here, don't you think?"
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"No."
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"We are gonna stay right here."
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"- Where are all the cars? - I don't know."
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"Is there a valet we missed or something?"
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"- Hi. - Hey, Stu."
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"- Come on in. - Thank you."
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"The party's in full swing. Come on."
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"'cause, you know, there's a terrorist attack"
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"that is going to "take out the entire city of Los Angeles.""
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"Some time this weekend."
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"You'll notice Alanis Morissette is not here."
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"- Obviously. - She got very nervous,"
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"- Really? - Gone. Yeah."
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"It sounds like it might've started"
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"Who?"
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"- Me? - What?"
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"- No...! - You told Mindy Reiser about this?"
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"This is exactly what Wanda said!"
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"She said don't cause a panic, don't tell people."
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"Did we not have this discussion?"
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"- It's a little embarrassing... - This is a little embarrassing."
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"This is humiliating beyond belief is what this is."
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"I felt bad because I snubbed Mindy at dinner the other night,"
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"I didn't talk to her and l..."
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"Told her there'd be a terrorist attack in Los Angeles this weekend?"
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"There was supposed to be one!"
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"- You tell Mindy Reiser? - She has betrayed us..."
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"Why do you think we don't talk to her?"
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"- I don't know! - She has a big mouth!"
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"thank you for telling us about this terrorist attack."
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"- I didn't tell anybody else. - You told Mindy."
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"That's really nice of you."
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"Why don't you call your friends, the Reisers?"
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"Why don't you have a little bite with them?"
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"Since you snubbed them and all, go ahead, all right?"
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"I am going to bed."
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"- What the hell does that mean? - What?"
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"You don't think I know about that bathroom trick?"
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"- I invented that trick. - Go to hell!"
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"The "bathroom trick"? I got a problem, a medical problem."
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"- No, thank you. - I'll take one, thanks."
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"Mmm, very good."
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"- Who's the chef? - I don't know."
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"Thank you... okay, that's enough, come on."
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"I just want to know, for the restaurant."
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"Were you not listening when Wanda told you not to tell anybody?"
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"She trusted you not to say anything to anyone."
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"Why in the world would you tell Mindy Reiser?"
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"I was trying to get on her good side."
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"What?"
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"Reschedule the benefit and have it here."
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"Okay."
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"And I'll have to ask the Braudys to come over."
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"They went way over the line tonight."
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"Invite the Reisers, not the Braudys."
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"Invite the Reisers for spite."
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"This isn't a game, Larry."
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"Everything's "freaking" with this guy. He can't say the word fuck?"
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"I can understand why they'd be upset, Larry."
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"You don't gargle much, do you?"
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"It's fun. You should think about it."
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"You should think about how much money"
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"you just lost for the NRDC."
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"N-E-S-T-L-E-S"
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