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Clips from Superstore - Back to Work (S02E02)
"Yeah, and then not do anything about them."
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"No matter what we say, he's just gonna be like,"
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""Well, it's a two-way street, so...""
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"Wow, that was spot on."
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"It was like Amy just disappeared."
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"Look, guys, we just need to be on top"
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"of our game today, you know?"
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"Remember that day six months ago where nothing went wrong?"
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"Let's do that today."
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"March 14th cannot be manufactured."
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"That's what makes March 14th beautiful."
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"Okay, well, let's just be on our game, okay?"
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"Okay, you got it."
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"Attention Cloud 9 shoppers,"
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"beef products from Cloud 9 Ranch are now 80% off,"
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"You mean like that?"
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"I'm the kind of hard-ass boss that corporate loves."
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"- Uh-huh. - I-I don't allow any"
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"jiggerypokery or argle-bargle."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Glenn..."
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"can I go to the doctor? I've had a sharp pain"
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"in my lower right for days."
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"There you go. Typical argle-bargle."
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"- Denied. - Actually..."
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"that sounds like appendicitis."
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"I think you should go to the hospital."
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"Thank you."
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"I want to see that appendix on my desk tomorrow, young lady!"
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"Hey, can you tell me where the bathroom is?"
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"It's kind of an emergency. I exceeded your expectations?"
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"Thank you."
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"Have a heavenly day."
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"Hi!"
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"That guy just said I exceeded his expectations."
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"- Don't know if you heard. - Nice work."
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"- I'm Jeff, by the way. - No, I know."
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"Mateo. We met yesterday?"
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"I was the "loyal, hard-working employee"
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"with great skin"?"
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"Uh, so now that everything's back to normal,"
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"I would love to talk to you about my career here at Cloud 9."
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"Yes, I'm so sorry to do this to you."
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"I just have a bunch to cover today,"
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"but nice to meet you, Ma-tato."
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"Ma-tato?"
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"Laney, make sure Tate's not trying"
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"to sell our customers time shares."
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"Todd, keep Sal at least 100 feet away from women's wear."
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"Why is nobody working the deli?"
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"Oh, right, Dom told me that he just"
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"really didn't feel like coming in today"
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"and that I should cover for him by telling you"
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"that... wait, go back."
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"Let me take that again."
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"Dom told me to tell you that his pug, Elmo,"
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"fell into a sinkhole in the park."
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"Okay, we need to keep the line moving."
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"We have a lot of hungry, angry people out there."
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"Uh, you can just say "hangry" now."
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"It's a new word. My friend's cousin made it up."
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"I'll take rolls, veggies, and condiments."
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"- You start slicing the meat. - Slicing the meat."
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"Oh, sweet, always wanted to work this bad boy."
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"Not totally sure how it works..."
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"Definitely. I'm a quick study, so..."
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"- Oh! I cut myself. - Already?"
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"Well, maybe I should do..."
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"Marcus, that looks really bad."
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"Kinda stings a little."
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"Marcus, is that your thumb?"
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"Uh... I don't know."
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"You don't know?"
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"Why don't you check?"
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"- I don't wanna. - Marcus, check!"
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"- I don't want to. - To see if your thumb"
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"Ah."
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"I need this thumb"
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"for work and driving. Door knobs!"
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"We just need to put it in a cold, air-tight container,"
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"we'll get it to the hospital, they're reattach it."
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"- It's easy. - Promise?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Here. This should do it."
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"Oh, come on, not the guac. It's all slimy."
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"You're not gonna feel it."
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""Yeah, I've got a whole PDF.""
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"Hey!"
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"Let's break up this loser squad and get back to work."
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"You guys don't hear anything, do you?"
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"Nope, I can't hear traitors."
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"Oh, is that so, Peter? Because I was just"
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"coming to tell you that your wife has died."
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"I just got the call. I don't have a wife."
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"Ha! I knew you could hear me."
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"- In your gay face! - Come on, guys."
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"I've, uh..."
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"I've been there."
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"Junior year of high school I lost all the proofs"
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"for lit mag and we had to stay up all night"
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"relaying it out. Everybody hated me."
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"Especially Becca Fish... such a Goody Two-shoes,"
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"but I killed them with a little thing called kindness,"
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"and guess who became the next editor-in-chief."
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"Well, co-editor."
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"Worst story I've ever heard."
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"Look, all I'm saying is with a little effort"
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"it's not that hard to get people to like you."
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"I really don't care if people like me."
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"Okay, but..."
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"don't you find it hard being a boss to people..."
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"That resent you?"
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"Who's the one wearing the blue polo now?"
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"- You do raise a good point. - Yeah."
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"I watch a lot of "Dog Whisperer" DVDs"
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"and it's always easier to train a bitch"
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"- who enjoys your scent. - That's exactly what I meant."
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"Um... look, if you need any help..."
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"Pass. I can make people like me on my own just fine."
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"- Oh, hey... - Yeah?"
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"- I just wanted to say... - Mm-hmm."
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