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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Rita Moreno (S01E01)

"Thank you. Yeah, love you all."
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"Yeah, it's me again, the old Fozzie Bear."
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"Hickory dickory dock, a laugh a minute by the clock."
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"Oh, yeah, well, you better check your clock. It looks like it stopped."
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"I go with a lovely girl."
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"She's so bowlegged, when she stands around the house,"
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"she stands around the house."
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"Charlton Heston doesn't tell jokes."
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"Well..."
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"Well, I'm good enough to play the Palace."
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"You're not good enough to clean the Palace."
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"Didn't you like my last joke?"
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"if you fell over one."
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"Well, we're not in any danger with your act."
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"(laughing)"
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"OK, onstage for Rita's closing number."
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"That's Rita, Floyd and Animal, please."
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"Onstage, onstage."
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"OK. Everybody ready for that closing... (phone rings)"
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"I'll get it. I'll get it. Don't! Don't answer that phone, Fozzie!"
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"I got it. I got it. No, Fozzie. Do not answer that telephone."
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"Oh, but, Kermit, all these terrific funny things happen when I do answer it."
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"I'm aware of that. I'm aware of that, Fozzie."
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"Is there no end to this running gag?"
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"(♪ "Fever by J Davenport and E Cooley)"
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"♪ Never know how much I love you"
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"♪ Never know how much I care"
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"♪ When you put your arms around me"
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"♪ I get a fever that's so hard to bear"
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"♪ Fever when you hold me tight"
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"♪ Fever"
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"♪ In the mornin'"
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"♪ Fever all through the night"
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"Mírame a mí cuando te hable."
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"Éste es mi número y, si tú me fastidias más,"
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"(mockingly) So cool it."
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"(mutters)"
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"♪ Sun lights up the mornin'"
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"♪ Moon lights up the night"
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"♪ I light up when you call my name"
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"♪ 'Cause you know I'm gonna treat you right"
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"♪ You give me fever"
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"♪ Hold me tight"
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"♪ Fever"
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"♪ When you kiss me"
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"♪ Fever when you hold me tight"
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"♪ Fever all through the night"
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"♪ Fever"
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"♪ All through the night ♪"
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"Now, that's my kind of woman."
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"and I cannot but pause to thank our lovely guest star"
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"Miss Rita Moreno."
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"♪ Ta-ta-ta ta ta-ta-ta ta ♪"
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"We try to be neat around here."
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"I had lunch with him today. It's OK. OK, if you say so."
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"Hey, thank you, Rita. And thank you all."
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"Join us next time on The Muppet Show!"
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"Aah! Bye."
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"(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)"
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"I still couldn't find the chewing gum."
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"(bum note)"
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"You call yourself a doctor, Dr. Bob?"
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"I know your face would stop a clock!"
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"Hello. Backstage at The Muppet Show."
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"I wonder what the Swedish chef has up his sleeve."
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"Der flip-floppa der jacken flappen."
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"2, 3, dip. Aah!"
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"Ahem. Tuning up."
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"♪ Ahh ♪"
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"(all talking)"
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"you end up with a greased pig.""
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"Tune in next week when our topic will be"
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"Let's ad-lib it."
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"Nice lady no want Sweetums to hold cue cards?"
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"♪ Goody goody ♪"
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"Olé."
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"lovely Miss Rita Moreno!"
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"(rings)"
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"Am I crazy or is he crazy?"
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"Fozzie, go backstage."
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