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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Rita Moreno (S01E01)

"(Muppaphones grumbling)"
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"Attention! (grumbling stops)"
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"Ahem. Tuning up."
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"(scale) ♪ Ow ♪ Ow"
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"♪ Ow ♪ Ow"
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"♪ Ow ♪ Ow"
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"(octave) ♪ Ow"
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"Move it, Lucy. Move it..."
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"(Muppaphones grumbling)"
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"Ahem. Tuning up."
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"♪ Ow ♪ Ow"
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"♪ Ow ♪ Ow"
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"♪ Ow ♪ Ow ♪"
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"Yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes. Marvin, you've done it!"
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"(talking softly)"
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"Bernard. Hmm?"
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"Ow!"
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"The song. Oh."
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"♪ Ow ♪ Ow"
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"♪ Ow ow"
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"♪ Ow ♪ Ow"
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"♪ Ow ♪ Oooow"
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"♪ Ow ♪ Ow"
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"♪ Ow ♪ Ow"
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"♪ Ow ♪ Oooow"
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"♪ Ow ♪ Ow"
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"♪ Ow ow"
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"♪ Ow ♪ Ow"
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"♪ Ow ♪ Oooow"
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"♪ Ow ♪ Ow"
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"♪ Ow ♪ Ow"
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"♪ Ow ♪ Ow!"
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"♪ Ow ♪ Ow"
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"♪ Ow ♪ Ow!"
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"♪ Ow ♪ Ow"
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"♪ Ohh ♪ Ow"
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"♪ Ow ♪ Ooh! ♪"
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"(gong sounds)"
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"(cheering)"
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"Can we have a little quiet? Quiet!"
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"OK, time again to raise the intellectual level of our program"
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"as our panel discusses questions of lasting importance."
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"Our special guest tonight is Miss Tiffany González."
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"Allo, allo, allo. Aloha, Tiffany."
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"And our question of lasting importance -"
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""Is conversation a dying art?" What do you think, Tiffany?"
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"(Latin accent) Well, yes, Kermit,"
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"They speak gibberish. They don't say nothing..."
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"They look at you very peculiar. It's fabulous."
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"I'm talking to this crazy guy about war and peace,"
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"then he tells me something about the price of coconuts."
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"What did she say? I don't know. I wasn't listening."
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"I was listening, and I still don't know what she said."
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"What's the matter with you? You don't understand English?"
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"(mocking accent) No, I don't understand English."
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"Yeah, if the next guy is Desi Arnaz."
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"Piggy, please..."
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"Excuse me. I want to talk. Listen, you."
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"in your ham hocks?"
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"Piggy, please, why don't you let Tiffany and The Guru talk?"
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"Tiffany and The Guru."
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"Didn't that star Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon?"
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"I saw that movie. Listen, your time is almost up."
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""When the swine lubricates the automobile,"
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"That don't make sense."
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"I know. That's why it's seldom used."
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"In my country we have a saying, too..."
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"Cuando uno trabaja con una cochinita majadera"
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"lo que hay que hacer es darle la amenaza de posibilidad de asesinato."
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"What is that supposed to mean?"
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"That means one more crack from you"
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"and you're one dead enchilada!"
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"And who let this wacko taco on the panel?"
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"Don't touch me! OK, I'm sick and tired of you!"
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"Well, the question is, "Is conversation a dying art?""
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"And I don't think it is, but it is severely injured."
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"improving US-Latin American relations, OK?"
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"Yes, that Miss Moreno is easy on the eyes"
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"but hard on the ears."
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"Yes. In fact, I just got a concussion from that discussion."
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"The Muppet Show, backsta..."
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"OK, who was it this time?"
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"The Atomic Energy Commission."
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"Here's a Muppet news flash."
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"There is no news tonight."
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"At this time in the show..."
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"Kermit, before you go on... What?"
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"I just have to tell you that I have always been a Muppet nut,"
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"that I love all of you so much."
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"This is the part of the show"
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"where we have what we call our "talk spot," you see,"
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"where the guest sits here"
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"and talks casually and spontaneously with the frog."
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"I know, I know, but, Kermit, haven't you ever noticed on these variety shows,"
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"when they have a talk spot, that the actors always come off so phony?"
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"I mean, you know that they're rehearsed."
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"Yeah, but, Rita, on our show, on our... Wait a minute..."
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""But Rita, but Rita, on our show,"
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""we do not use any cue cards, Rita,"
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"I was just kidding there. Oh, sorry."
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"Kermit, can't we just please do it Muppet-style?"
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"Oh, you mean ad-lib, just sort of... yeah, just make it up?"
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"I don't mind. Sure, yeah, just chatting, like that. Sure."
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"I don't mind doing that, but there are others who might take offense."
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"Like who? Like the guy who holds the cue cards."
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"Well, I, uh..."
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"No."
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"Oh, sure, you can hold anything you want."
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"Uh-huh. That best offer me have all week. Aah!"
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"Hey! Hey! Put me down."
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"Happens so often on our show."
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"Our guest stars just get carried away."
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"As all of us right-thinking people know,"
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"Wayne and Wanda are the only truly uplifting act"
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"on this whole questionable program."
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"So, with a sense of... awesome pride,"
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"I present the singing team of Wayne and Wanda"
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"with "Goody Goody.""
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"Oh, goody, goody."
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"Yeah, OK."
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