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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Rita Moreno (S01E01)

"OK, great number."
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"Hey, would somebody help that guy up the stairs, please?"
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"She always does. She was, but was I good?"
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"Good? Piggy, honey, you're a ripsnorter."
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"(phone rings) Hey, Fozzie, can you get that?"
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"Hello. The Muppet Show backstage."
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"The Water Department."
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"who's gone to the dogs."
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"I'm sorry I'm late, Dr. Bob."
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"I know. It's the talk of the hospital."
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"Ooh, feels good. Stick."
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"Stick, Dr. Bob. Fetch."
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"What's that all about? That's my laboratory retriever."
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"What do you think, Dr. Bob?"
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"I think this man is sick. He oughta see a doctor."
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"But, Dr. Bob, you are a doctor."
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"That's your opinion. I'm gettin' outta here. No, you're not."
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"You can't leave, Fozzie."
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"Dr. Bob is the only one who can save you now."
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"She's right. I saved over 500 last year. What, patients?"
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"Of course, I also lost over 100 pounds. What, in weight?"
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"No, in England."
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"I'd never call myself a doctor."
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"They don't come when you call them anyway."
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"Dr. Bob, you've lost all your patients."
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"I can't help it. I got a short temper, about this tall."
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"Can I go now?"
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"OK, a little shaky. A little shaky, guys."
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"Well, your timing was awful."
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"What do you know about time?"
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"Stuff it, pork chop! (phone rings)"
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"Hey, Fozzie. Can you get that, please?"
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"Ahem. Ahem."
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"Fozzie, who was it?"
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"I think this is what they call a running gag."
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"(running footsteps)"
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"No, that's what they call a running gag."
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"Dateline - Fresno."
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"Mr. Thomas Galli, or Galley, spent the last 27 months"
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"Last Saturday, the chicken passed her auditions"
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"and became a member of the Royal Copenhagen Ballet."
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"Unfortunately, Mrs. Galley didn't wish to move to Denmark,"
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"so she fricasseed the ballerina for lunch."
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"Speaking of lunch,"
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"A summons from the board of health, I wager."
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"(laughs)"
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"(singing in mock Swedish)"
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"Der spoons."
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"(speaks in mock Swedish)"
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"Der flappen jacken hooken."
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"Just flip. Der."
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"Der sticken on der roofen."
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"(speaking mock Swedish)"
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"Der flipjack on der her hoop."
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"(speaking mock Swedish)"
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"I get der blunderbuss."
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"(speaks mock Swedish)"
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"I got it."
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"Ha-ha."
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"Ahem. The Muppet Show backstage."
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"(♪ tea dance music)"
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"They're a nice-looking couple."
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"Yeah, but a couple of what?"
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"I hear you come from a broken home."
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"Dip. Aah!"
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"Dip. Aah!"
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"Does one ever encounter sharks in these parts?"
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"Oh, no, absolutely not. Never. Why do you ask?"
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"Just curious."
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"I hear that the president said"
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"that you shouldn't panic if you don't have a job."
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"That's easy for him to say. He's got a job."
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"I don't think we should come to this ballroom anymore."
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"Why?"
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"It seems to be attracting a lower class of animal."
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"Oh, well."
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"Aah!"
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"I have a gnawing feeling you're right. Let's tango."
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"(♪ "To Morrow")"
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"♪ I started on a journey just about a year ago"
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"♪ To a little town called Morrow in the state of Ohio"
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"♪ I've never been much of a traveler, and I really didn't know"
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"♪ That Morrow was the hardest place I'd ever try to go"
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"♪ So I went down to the station for my ticket and applied"
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"♪ For tips regarding Morrow, not expecting to be guyed"
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"♪ Said I, "My friend, I'd like to go to Morrow and return"
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"♪ No later than tomorrow for I haven't time to burn""
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"♪ Said he to me ♪ "Now let me see if I have heard you right"
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"♪ "You'd like to go to Morrow and return tomorrow night"
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"♪ "You should have gone to Morrow yesterday and back today"
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"♪ "For the train that goes to Morrow is a mile upon its way"
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"♪ "If you had gone to Morrow yesterday, now don't you see"
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"♪ Today it gets to Morrow and returns tomorrow night""
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"♪ Said I, "I'd like to go to Morrow, so can I go today"
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"♪ Can you get anywhere tomorrow and get back again today?""
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"♪ Said I, "I guess you know it all, but kindly let me say"
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"♪ "You cannot go to Morrow anymore today"
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"♪ For the train that goes to Morrow is a mile upon its way""
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"♪ I was so disappointed, I was mad enough to swear"
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"♪ The train had gone to Morrow and had left me standing there"
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"♪ The man was right in telling me"
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"♪ "You are a howling jay, you cannot go to Morrow""
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"♪ Well, I guess in town I'll stay ♪"
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"I don't get it."
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"Right now, friends, I am proud to present"
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"a group of performers that I personally discovered"
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"in the waiting room of a bus station in Toledo, Ohio."
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"They weren't performing there, they were just waiting."
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"Marvin Suggs and his Muppaphones."
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"Olé, olé, olé, olé, olé, olé, olé!"
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"Thank you, thank you and gracias. Thank you."
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"I am the beloved Marvin Suggs."
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"And now presenting the performing members of the Muppaphones."
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"Move it, move it... Another day, another headache."
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"(shouts) (Muppaphones grumbling)"
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"(scale) ♪ Ow"
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"♪ Ow"
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"♪ Ow"
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"(seventh) ♪ Ow"
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"Oh, no. Move it, Marvin. Move it, move it, Marvin..."
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