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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Rita Moreno (S01E01)

"♪ It's time to play the music"
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"♪ It's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"trying to find the European Common Market."
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"♪ To introduce our guest star"
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"♪ That's what I'm here to do"
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you, and welcome to The Muppet Show."
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"(♪ jazz)"
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"(glass shatters)"
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"I'll get it, Kermit."
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"Who was it?"
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"What the hey?"
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"(narrator) And now "Veterinarian's Hospital,""
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"the continuing story of a former orthopedic surgeon"
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"I was operating in the other room."
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"Booga booga! Cut that out."
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"Let me have the ear thing."
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"Ear thing, Dr. Bob."
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"Good girl. Thank you."
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"No. Dollars."
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"Dr. Bob, you should be ashamed of yourself."
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"Tune in next week"
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"when we'll hear Nurse Piggy say..."
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"Yeah, Kermit. I'll... Phew. I'll get it. Phew."
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"(coughing)"
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"The Fire Department."
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"Here's a Muppet news flash."
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"teaching his pet chicken to dance classical ballet."
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"(speaking mock Swedish)"
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"(speaking mock Swedish)"
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"Flip."
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"(rings)"
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"Fozzie, who was that?"
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"Las Vegas."
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"Yeah, I broke it myself."
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"Aah!"
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"♪ "You could have gone to Morrow and returned today at three"
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"♪ "For the train today to Morrow, if the schedule is right"
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"♪ And get to Morrow by tonight if there is no delay?""
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"♪ "Well, well," I said to him, "and I've got no more to say"
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"♪ How can I get to Morrow if I leave this town today?" Said he"
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"Anyhow, let's bring 'em on with a big hand -"
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"Attention! (grumbling stops)"
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"♪ Ow"
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"Attention! (grumbling stops)"
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"(scale) ♪ Ow ♪ Ow"
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"And now, "Lady of Spain." Where?"
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"(♪ "Lady of Spain," by Tolchard Evans)"
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"♪ Ow ow"
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"♪ Ow ♪ Ow"
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"Can we have a little quiet here?"
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"Quiet, please!"
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"Aah!"
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"people don't know how to talk."
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"You talk to people, they don't listen."
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"Don't make fun of the lady's accent. What did I say?"
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"Listen, butch, I speak as good English as the next guy."
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"How would you like a high heel"
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"Well, I never. What about conversation as a dying art?"
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"If conversation is a dying art, you killed it."
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"Listen to me. In my country we have a seldom-used saying..."
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"Listen, how would you like to take a flying leap into a sausage factory?"
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"Come over here! Come over here! She's a coward."
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"(laughs)"
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"Hey, listen, Rita. Yes?"
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"(baby talk)"
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"Ooh-aah!"
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"A frog is very ticklish. Hey, but listen."
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"You know that they are reading cue cards."
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"on our show, we do not...""
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"Kermit!"
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"Nice lady let Sweetums hold something else?"
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"(♪ "Goody Goody" by Mercer and Malneck)"
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"♪ So you met someone who set you back on your heels"
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"OK, moving right along, friends. Stall, stall."
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"Once again, by popular demand, Mr. Fozzie Bear."
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"Hey! Hey! You remind me of Charlton Heston."
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"Yes, if you promise it's your last joke."
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"You-You guys wouldn't know a good joke"
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"Well, I guess that puts an end to this running gag."
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"Yeah, and also to all the incoming calls."
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"♪ You give me fever"
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"♪ When you kiss me"
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"Oye, buddy."
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"Quiero decirte que no se debe hacer eso."
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"It's not nice. ¿Entiendes?"
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"te voy a dar una gaznata que te vas a ver bobo."
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"So cool it."
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"♪ When you kiss me"
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"Well, once again, folks, we've come to the end of the show,"
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"Rita, I wish you wouldn't throw things on the floor."
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"Oh, that's OK, Kermit. He loves it."
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"It's The Muppet Show,"
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"with our special guest star, Miss Rita Moreno."
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"(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)"
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"♪ It's time to light the lights"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup"
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"♪ It's time to dress up right"
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"My cousin's so dumb, he spent two weeks in London"
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"♪ So it really makes me happy"
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"♪ To introduce to you"
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"Miss Rita Moreno."
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"Aah! Aah!"
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"♪ But now let's get things started"
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational"
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"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational"
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"♪ This is what we call"
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"♪ The Muppet Show ♪"
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"(gong sounds)"
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"And what a show we got."
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"We have music, comedy, 225 dancing elephants"
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"who unfortunately left their costumes at home"
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"because they forgot to pack their trunks."
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"I gave him that joke. I wish I gave it right back."
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"But right now let's get things moving with our special guest star,"
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"the beautiful, lovely, terrific and talented"
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"Uhh!"
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"Aah!"
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"(groans)"
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"Aah!"
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