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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"(LAUGHS)"
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"What, you don't think you'd need my help? Hey, you don't know what I can do."
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"I'm like..."
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"(CELLPHONE RINGING)"
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"Like a berserker."
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"Okay, Ted. Hello?"
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"Hey, it's Robin."
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"Lily needs you to download the sheet music for Good Feeling"
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"Hang on. It's Robin. She wants me to go to prom."
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"I don't even want to go, anyway."
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"I don't know. Things have been so weird between us."
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"What'd she say? What'd she say?"
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"He lied and told me he broke up with his girlfriend"
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"to try to hook up with me."
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"it's not like I'm going to claw my own eyes out if he comes."
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"Okay, bye."
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"You okay?"
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"It's just all moving too fast."
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"How is it moving too fast? We've been together for two years."
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"I just..."
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"I just don't want everything in my life to be decided already."
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"We move into my dad's house in Staten Island."
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"We have kids, we grow old together. What's decided? It's wide open!"
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"Scooter, when I go off to college, that's the end for us."
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"You're breaking up with me?"
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"There's still so much I want to do."
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"maybe have a lesbian relationship."
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"Plus, I think I was just dating you 'cause you look a little bit like Kurt Cobain."
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"I can't believe this."
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"I can change. I can look more like Kurt Cobain."
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"Please, just don't leave me! I'm nothing without you, baby."
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"Please don't put that kind of pressure on me! It's too much!"
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"Well, we did promise them one dance."
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"Yeah, sure, okay."
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"(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"So, Andrew, what's your big plan? What's life going to be like after tonight?"
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"Well, you know, I got it all worked out."
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"and then I'll move to Prague or start my own video game company or something."
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"- No, you won't. - I won't?"
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"You'll get a girlfriend the first day of college"
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"and you'll give up your independence and you'll never live abroad"
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"and you'll wind up old before your time, wondering,"
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""Whatever happened to my hopes and my dreams?""
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"You really think I'll get a girlfriend?"
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"Sean, look, you're a nice guy, but I just don't..."
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"(VOMITING)"
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"No, you're not getting lucky tonight."
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"Okay, just be cool. Don't look at me."
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"- Okay. - How'd you get in here?"
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"What's it to you, giant turtle?"
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"It's me. Barney."
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"How did you guys get in here?"
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"I finally paid a janitor 200 bucks to let me borrow this mascot costume."
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"- But you got in. - Yeah."
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"Slow and steady won the race."
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"Unless you're looking for trouble."
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"TED: I'm coming at you!"
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"I can't believe I unloaded like that on a high school senior."
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"I can't believe a high school senior unloaded like that on me."
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"I'm going to ask you something and maybe it's crazy"
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"'cause you guys are the cutest couple ever."
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"But are you having second thoughts?"
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"But not about Marshall. About me."
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"I just keep thinking about the girl I was 10 years ago"
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"and wondering what happened to her."
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"I don't want to be tied down."
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"I want to live in France and Spain and Italy"
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"and just soak up life and put it on a canvas,"
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"even if it means being a waitress in crappy cafés for five years,"
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"I don't care. I'm going to be a painter."
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"And I can't do any of that with a boyfriend shackled around my neck, you know?"
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"Nice to meet you, Marshall. Guess we're hall mates."
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"Yeah."
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"It works."
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"I didn't have any of the experiences I set out to."
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"The travel, the bohemian art life, my big lesbian experience."
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"Lily, you're marrying your best friend in the world."
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"I mean, isn't that worth all the other experiences combined?"
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"And, look, you can still travel. I mean, you can still paint."
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"Trespassing, assaulting a minor."
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"And this mascot costume you stole cost $5,000."
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"We can have you guys arrested, you know that?"
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"Oh, come on, you're the one who let in a kid with nunchucks."
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"- Well, I didn't need it, but thanks. - Yeah, you did, and you're welcome."
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"No, the kid was totally like a white belt and I'm gigantic."
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"Listen, guys, I'm sorry. Please, I just need to get in there for one more song."
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"Absolutely not."
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"This one goes out to that redhead girl and that tall guy."
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"(PLAYING GOOD FEELING)"
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"- So, how was your first prom? - You tell me."
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"and I kissed a girl."
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"Okay, I've missed you. Not in a we're-going-to-make-out way,"
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"I'll take what I can get."
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"when you wear jeans to a strip club."
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"So you got to admit, The 88 are rocking our song."
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"Yeah, it's good."
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"Band. Check."
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"Two months, baby. Two months."
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"Two months."
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"Two months."
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"Wow. You guys are getting married in two months."
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"You might want to call her back."
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"Or, actually, Robin, why don't you go to the florist?"
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"Crap! Band! We forgot a band!"
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"John "Bonzo" Bonham from Led Zeppelin?"
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"Like, truly, truly hot. Like a hot soul."
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"- What? - I'm sorry, dude,"
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"(PLAYING ROCKSONG)"
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"Yeah, we couldn't get any alcohol. Our fake IDs say we're only 20."
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"My phlegm feels looser."
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"That's cool."
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"and bring it out here, like, now."
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"Well, look, if you absolutely must bring Ted,"
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"She totally wants you to come."
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"I've been trying to get in here all night."
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"No, not tonight. I've waited too long for this."
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"You guys will thank me for this later, okay?"
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"You know, for a turtle, he's surprisingly quick."
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"There's just so much to do for this wedding. My head is swirling."
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