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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"and consume this coffee table,"
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"- I need you to roll with it, okay? - Wow."
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"Guys. I just tasted an amazing caterer."
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"- We already have a caterer. - Oh, right. You're getting married."
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"You see what I did there?"
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"It looks like The 88 are playing at a high school prom"
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"in New Jersey tomorrow."
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"A prom? Can we go to that?"
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"Yeah, we'll just call the high school, they'll let us stand in the back and watch."
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"- Yeah. No, they won't. - Why not?"
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"'Cause it turns out we're not in high school."
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"No sweat, we'll just sneak in."
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"We're not sneaking into a high school prom."
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"Yes, we are. It's the only way."
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"You're getting on board with Barney's idea?"
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"Man, you really have snapped."
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"I'd say yes to just about anything."
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"- Well... - No, Barney."
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"OLDER TED; And so, Aunt Lily hatched the plan to crash a prom,"
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"- I'll go with you. - Really?"
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"Yeah, I never got to go to my prom."
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"We always had field hockey nationals in the spring."
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"Lesbian."
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"No, I'm trying to start a thing where the cough is separate."
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"Do you think we look young enough to blend in at a high school?"
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"Please, I'm ageless, Scherbatsky just needs a good night's sleep,"
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"and you've got "statutory" written all over your body."
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"Hey, why don't we all go?"
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"I don't know. More people might be harder to sneak in."
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"We don't want to mess things up for Lily."
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"Yeah, you're right. Besides, Marshall and I have been planning"
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"on having a guys' night out before the wedding."
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"Why don't we just make it tomorrow night?"
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"Sounds awesome. We should go out and just get fricking weird."
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"- Yeah. - 'Cause, you know,"
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"you'd be a bad, bad man,"
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"and I be an outlaw."
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"All right, what do you think?"
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"Horrible."
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"You're gonna make such a great dad."
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"You look so classy and nice. You're gonna stick out like a sore thumb."
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"with the Ashlee and the Lindsay and the Paris?"
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"They all dress like strippers. It's go ho or go home."
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"Well, we have to get in. I have to see this band,"
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"'cause we have to make a decision by Monday,"
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"'cause I'm getting married in 71 days,"
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"and we still don't have..."
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"(SHUSHING) Sweetie, just focus on one thing at a time, okay?"
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"Right now, you just have to dress like a whore and that's it."
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"- All right. - That's the spirit."
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"Now, ladies, slut up."
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"I never thought this would be a bad thing, but my wardrobe just isn't slutty enough."
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"- I didn't know I still had this. - What?"
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"The dress I wore to my actual prom."
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"(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Dude, you are the hottest girl at this prom, and not like in a corporate, plastic way."
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"You look great, too, Scooter."
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"You mean happy for us, right, babe?"
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"Scooter, you're gonna be an umpire someday."
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"Now, you ladies look good, but your outfits are missing just one thing."
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"No, Barney, this is as far as we're going to go. I'm not showing any more..."
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"Two beautiful flowers for two beautiful flowers."
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"Hmm."
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"- Robin, are you tearing up? - No."
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"- Robin, are you tearing up? - No."
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"I've never been to prom before, okay?"
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"- We got to go. See you. - Bye, have fun."
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"- Bye. - See you."
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"They grow up into skanks so fast, don't they, Ted?"
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"- So, what, we ready for tonight? - Yeah."
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"Just one thing we got to do first."
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"Shot of Jim Beam?"
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"- Yeah. - Yes!"
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"And then I promised Lily that we'd stuff 200 wedding invitations."
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"but you saw how stressed out she is."
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"Come on! You've been doing wedding stuff nonstop. Take a break."
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"Once you're married, if we go out,"
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"but if we do it tonight, it'll be less sad."
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"Okay, it'll be cool. I'll tell you what. We'll make a game out of it."
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"First one to stuff 100 invitations gets a big prize."
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"Do I look like I'm four?"
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"Wow, a lot more security than when we were kids."
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"- Is this gonna work? - Yeah."
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"(EXCLAIMING) Happy prom, everybody. Going to prom."
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"- You're adults. - Okay, bye."
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"(LAUGHING) And you're just finding a band?"
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"Hey, hey."
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"I'm sorry, ma'am. You either need to be a student or the date of a student."
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"Wow. "Ma'am?" Check and mate."
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"Hey, guys. You want to take two hot girls to prom?"
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"We don't have that kind of money."
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"- For free. - Oh, hell yeah."
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"- Great. I'm Robin, this is my friend Lily. - Hi."
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"- Shall we? - Sure."
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"I knew it would happen. This is the dream."
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"Hey, wait. How's Barney getting in?"
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"Don't worry about me. I'll get in."
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"Oh, I'll get in."
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"- We're in! - Thank you, We're going to take a break,"
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"Yeah, what the hell? It's prom."
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"That tastes like cough syrup."
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"We didn't realize it till after we bought them."
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"Hi. Excuse me."
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"I know it's probably not in your repertoire,"
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"but I'm getting married and my fiancé wants to hire you guys as the band,"
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"but I can't sign off on it until I hear you play Good Feeling"
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"because that's our song,"
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"and what kind of wedding band would you be"
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"if you couldn't play our song, right? Right?"
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"Look, I'm kind of wasted right now, so I didn't understand any of that."
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"But if you get us the sheet music, we'll play your song."
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"Okay."
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"So, you buzzing, baby?"
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"This is pathetic. It's guys' night. We should be out in a bar getting in fights."
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"Hey, if I got in a fight, would you have my back?"
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"You know it."
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"I'd have your back, too."
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