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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"(BOTH EXCLAIMING)"
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"right on the Hudson River,"
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"but it was never available, And then, suddenly, it was,"
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"We got to make a decision. Todd and Valerie are in motion."
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"- Baby, pick me. - Come on, come on, come on."
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"Stairs."
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"How are you going to get everything done?"
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"OLDER TED; Robin had been mad at me since the night I slightly exaggerated"
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"And, Ted, I could use your keen architectural eye on the invitations."
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"And still. It's still really awkward right now."
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"They're this awesome band. They played my law review party."
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"Yeah, I saw them two months ago at my cousin Bonzo's wedding."
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"Baby, they're only holding the date until Monday."
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"It's nine weeks till the wedding. At this point,"
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"(FEIGNED COUGHING)"
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"The cough is supposed to cover the "lesbian.""
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"(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) What?"
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"Wow. Hey, Thelma, Louise, y'all don't drive off no cliffs now, you hear?"
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"Lame!"
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"But seriously, leave me a message, and we'll meet up later."
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"Have you seen how the kids are dressing these days,"
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"Oh, disco! I am so happy for you."
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"No, baby. We're gonna be an umpire someday."
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"Nice."
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"Sweet. Thank you."
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"and you get so drunk you throw up, it'll be sad,"
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"All right, what kind of prize are we talking about?"
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"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"It's all about confidence. Follow me."
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"Okay, look, I just need to see the band. I'm getting married in two months, and..."
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"Scherbatsky, how comfortable are you with a crossbow?"
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"Scherbatsky?"
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"You're kidding me."
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"I was wondering if you guys could play Good Feeling by the Violent Femmes."
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"- Can Ted come? - Wait! Don't ask! That's so lame!"
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"All right, sheet music's on the way."
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"What's decided? I go to umpire school, you go to college."
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"I want to travel, live overseas as an artist,"
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"Leave this place in my dust, four awesome years at college,"
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"No, you won't accomplish anything you set out to."
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"So, what's the deal here? Am I getting lucky tonight?"
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"- Hey. Where's Lily? - She's in the bathroom."
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"- Wait here, I should go talk to the band. - All right."
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"- We just snuck in the back. - You just... Are you serious?"
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"Hey, bro, have you seen my fiancée, Lily?"
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"Your fiancée? Whoa. Tonight she's with me, bro."
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"Listen, little buddy, I understand it's prom and the adrenaline's pumping, but..."
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"(GROANS)"
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"Yeah."
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"But, anyway, I'm blabbering. Way to make new friends, Lily."
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"I'm sorry. What was your name again?"
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"Marshall."
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"(VIOLENTFEMMES PLAYING GOOD FEELING)"
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"- Violent Femmes. I love this song. - Me, too."
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"I didn't do any of it."
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"Yeah."
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"- Happy? - Yeah."
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"- I totally could have taken that kid. - Yeah, and I totally had your back, so..."
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"- Listen, Don, Ray, can't we all... - Hey!"
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"I hated my dress, my date got wasted and puked on me, there was a huge fight,"
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"So, basically, it was a prom."
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"not even in an l-forgive-you way. Just in an I've-missed-you way."
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"And that, my friends, is why you don't get your money's worth"
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"OLDER TED; Kids, about eight months"
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"into Aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall's engagement,"
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"there occurred a game-changing emergency,"
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"- Van Smoot is available. - Oh, my God."
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"OLDER TED; Van Smoot House was a gorgeous mansion"
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"It had everything Marshall and Lily wanted for their wedding,"
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"There was a cancellation two months from now."
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"You want to have our wedding in two months?"
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"No. It's impossible."
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"It's Van Smoot, Lily. It's the dream."
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"No, there's just not enough time. There's no..."
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"Mini-vomit."
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"Okay, look, look, look. I know that it's sudden, but check it."
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"If we don't take this, guess who's on their way with a deposit check?"
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"Todd and Valerie?"
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"OLDER TED; When you're planning a wedding,"
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"there's always one couple with similar taste"
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"that seems to be one step ahead of you,"
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"Todd and Valerie were that couple,"
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"Van Smoot!"
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"No! Kids, color!"
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"(ALL SCREAMING)"
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"Hello, Marshall. Lily."
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"Todd. Valerie."
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"I can't believe it. We got Van Smoot House."
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"It is on. It is on! Like the former Soviet Republic of Azerbaijan."
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"- What? - You're a wonder."
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"Division of labor. Everyone's got a job to do, so listen up."
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"Okay, Robin, you and Ted go to the florist."
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"my not-having-a-girlfriend-ness,"
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"- Was it... - It was your girlfriend."
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"Wow, that was really awkward, Lil."
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"Hey, what about me? What's my job? What do I get to do?"
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"Okay, your job is very simple."
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"At the wedding, do not sleep with anyone even remotely related to me."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Lil, you know I can't promise that."
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"Look how cute she looks. All tuckered out."
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"Hey, babe. Hey, little one. Hey, Lilypad."
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"It's just gonna be silence and then people chewing."
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"(SHUSHING) Baby, don't worry about it. I called The 88!"
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"- Who? - The 88."
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"They were found guilty. On three counts of rocking."
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"They were great."
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"Yes, Lily, my cousin, the drummer from Led Zeppelin who died in 1980,"
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"got married two months ago."
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"Look, I can't sign off on a band I've never even seen."
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"We don't even know if they can play our song."
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"They're going to have to come over here and audition."
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"Baby, The 88 don't audition. They're like The Wiggles of wedding bands."
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"Well, then I have to say no."
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"Well, are they playing anywhere this weekend?"
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"Let me check their website."
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"What?"
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"Lily, you're being a wee bit intense about this band thing."
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"Intense? I have a wedding to plan in nine weeks for 200 people."
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"Even if a dinosaur should poke his head out of my butt"
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