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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart the Bad Guy (S31E31)

"Now that I, Chinnos, finally wield the Doomsday App,"
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"I can restart this planet in flames,"
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"as a utopia."
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"but what I'm hearing is "kill everyone.""
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"Take him, Airshot!"
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"(weapon clicking)"
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"Yes, Airshot, pump that air gun!"
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"Aw, what's the matter? Bad head day?"
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"I'll take that dance now."
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"(audience crying)"
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"Their first kiss was their last."
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"Huh? (stammering)"
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"Wow. It was called Crystal War"
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"because they were all turned to crystals."
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"A year? That's, like, a million years."
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"I cannot wait. Don't you leave me,"
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"Instead of a merely verbal warning,"
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"Shout-out to my crew, Hedgehog, Thin Mint, and White Malik."
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"(excited chatter)"
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"Whoa-ho! Whoa, this is so clench!"
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"Hey, guys, this is Bart Simpsn"
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"Okay, hit it. Check it out."
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"Whoa. His obliques must be shredded."
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"Milhouse, no!"
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"I need your passcode to upload the video."
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"Oh."
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"Okay, champ, physical therapy time."
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"No, not the purple."
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"Don't mind if I do-cose. (slurping)"
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"It's hard, but those little buggers are counting on you."
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"Ugh. (shudders)"
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"Holy crap, you're Glen Tangier."
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"(whimpering)"
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"Is it something that gets worse? Please don't say it gets worse."
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"that I have to show this to."
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"(gulping) All that matters is you're gonna be okay, mate."
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"(yawns) Never wanted to be an actor anyway,"
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"(snoring continues)"
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"Till then, I'm the only one that knows what happens."
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"Yo, Fat Thor, I've seen Vindicators: Crystal War 2."
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"would deign to interact with someone of your insignificance."
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"Sweet batarang Jesus. Tell me more."
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"But pause. The knowledge you offer"
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"Tell me nothing."
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"All right, here's the deal, the movie starts on the logo..."
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"I pass the test. I will diminish"
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"and remain Comic Book Guy."
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"(slurps)"
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"(laughs) I like that."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Vindicators: Crystal War 2: Resurgence."
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"-(toilet flushing) -(gurgling)"
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"Detention, is it?"
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"I guess we'll have plenty of time to discuss"
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"the fate of your favorite Vindicator, Black Voodoo."
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"(gasps softly)"
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"'Cause people do whatever I say"
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"or I spoil the Vindicators movie for them."
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"Hmm. Your sinister tone intrigues me."
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"(zips)"
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"-(Bart chuckling) -(zips)"
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"(groans)"
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"(yawns)"
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"to boss people around."
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"I was given an amazing power,"
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"so I'm using it."
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"¶ ¶"
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"(American accent): Lisa Simpson, I think your superpower"
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"How do you feel about exploitation now?"
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"Well, my jumbuck's gonna be free"
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"from your tucker bag next Thursday,"
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"when that movie goes wide on every screen in creation."
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"And so, today, we celebrate the 200th birthday"
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"Her stately branches have shaded our town's weddings,"
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"(chuckling)"
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"That's right. It's me."
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"And if you don't want the movie spoiled,"
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"(laughs evilly)"
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"Don't you "Hey, buddy" me."
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"You stole my visit from Airshot."
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"You-- you villain!"
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"the biggest spoiler in the whole movie!"
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"Relax there, Spoiler Boy."
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"All we did was take you from your dimension into ours."
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"How dumb do you think I am?"
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"(gasps) Actual superpowers!"
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"actually happens to us."
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"to see the result of your selfish actions."
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"But in the movie he lives."
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"Wh-what happened?"
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"You son of a swamp witch!"
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"(whimpers) I didn't know!"
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"The kid has no idea that this has all been fake."
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"to choose to be a good person."
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"anything worse than a 55% hold"
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"on its second weekend,"
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"Can't we let him out now?"
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"Bring me the boy."
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"Our universe depends on it!"
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"So, the boy who's seen how all this ends."
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"Tell me what you know,"
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"actual superpowers."
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"BART: Muscles..."
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"claws..."
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"All right."
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"(grunts)"
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"-No...! -(screams)"
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"-(humming triumphantly) -For now."
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"Uh-- I'm back."
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"What day is it?"
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"I'm a superhero."
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"I'm not a bad guy. I'm a good guy."
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"I'll never spoil anything again."
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"I'm a changed boy. A changed boy."
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"I always knew you had the stuff of heroes."
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"as the rightful sovereign of Fishtonia?"
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"NARRATOR: And Bart was as good as his word."
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"they were filled with joy."
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"Then immediately got on their phones"
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"(epic action music playing)"
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