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Clips from The Golden Girls - In a Bed of Rose's (S01E01)

"Your heart is true"
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"And if you threw a party"
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"- Rose... please. - I can't, Al."
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"My sister's there. She's an insomniac. We'd have an audience."
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"Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same"
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"I mean... dirty talk."
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"I see there's a man in the bed, so I introduce myself,"
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"but he doesn't answer. He's dead."
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"- Who is he? - His name is Al."
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"Well, honey, you've got to do it."
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"That wasn't his sister. That was his wife."
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"tell a wife that her husband's been cheating on her with me."
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"Mrs. Beatty, it's not that. It's about your husband."
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"- You're telling me Al is dead? - Yes."
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"- Mrs. Nylund. - Yes?"
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"and six of them died of stomach ailments."
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"- It's not like no more food, Blanche. - It's worse!"
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"- that I had to do something for you. - Oh, that wasn't necessary."
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"Well, I sure couldn't be with a man I liked and abstain."
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"Arnie's fine! We had a wonderful time."
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"Thank you for being a friend"
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"Traveled down the road and back again"
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"You're a pal and a confidante"
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"Invited everyone you knew"
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"You would see the biggest gift would be from me"
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"And the card attached would say"
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""Thank you for being a friend""
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"Well... here we are."
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"We've been seeing each other for a month, Rose."
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"I've never wanted anyone so much."
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"What about your place?"
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"I can't let you stay here. I just can't."
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"I simply can't take you to a hotel. It just cheapens it."
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"I guess we're doomed."
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"Let's talk inside."
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"The thing is, I've never done this before - bring someone home."
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"I understand."
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"Are you quiet?"
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"I'm whispering."
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"I don't mean now. I mean then."
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"Oh, very quiet. I'm very quiet."
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"I don't scream. I don't shout. I'm a very quiet person."
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"I even wear quiet clothes - all solids."
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"- I'm quiet, too. - Then we'll be fine!"
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"I just don't want the others to know you're here."
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"They'll never know."
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"In the morning, we're getting up early to play golf."
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"- You can leave while they're gone. - Great."
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"- They won't know? - Never."
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"OK... but quiet."
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"Like a mouse."
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"- Good morning. - Oh, boy."
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"That must have been some dream you were having last night."
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"- What are you talking about? - I never heard such a racket."
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"I thought you were making love."
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"No, no, I wasn't. No. It was a nightmare -"
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"an awful nightmare, just terrible."
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"for awful nightmares and great sex?"
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"Really? I wouldn't know."
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"- Oh, Dorothy, come on. - Shouldn't we get going, girls?"
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"You don't make noise?"
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"- No. - How can you not?"
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"Well, I guess I always felt it wasn't very ladylike."
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"- We should go, girls. - Hold your bladder, Rose."
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"- Not a sound? - Well, it never seemed to warrant one."
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"- Well, do you talk? - I've always wanted to,"
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"but at that point, it seems that nobody is ever interested in conversation."
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"Not conversation!"
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"- Dirty talk? - Well, not filth, for God's sake."
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"Dirty talk?"
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"- Morning, Sophia. - Morning."
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"- Dirty talk? - Later."
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"There's a man in your bed."
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"- Oh, Sophia, there's not. - Why, you devil, you."
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"So that was what we heard, Rose!"
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"- Rose got lucky. - Not so lucky."
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"The man in your bed is dead."
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"- What? - Dead."
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"Oh, Sophia."
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"He's not dead. I was just in there."
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"So was I. I went to put back your laundry."
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"He-He's shy. He's very shy."
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"Didn't sound so shy last night."
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"OK, fine, let a dead guy lie there."
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"It's gonna be 98 degrees today. It won't be pretty."
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"Oh, I'm sure he's not dead. Rose, go look."
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"Come on, he's sleeping. I don't want to wake him."
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"All right, now, Rose, go on. I don't want dead people in my house."
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"People? We are talking about one man, who is probably sleeping."
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"You don't think I can recognize death?"
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"I lived in a retirement home. Death visited more often than children."
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"- Rose, go on. - Well, I can't."
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"- Why? - I'm afraid. You go."
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"Oh, no. I can't go in there. I have a thing against dead people."
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"I've never seen one. I never intend to."
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"Didn't you see your husband when he was dead?"
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"Oh, no. I cannot look at dead people. That's why I don't even watch the news."
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"Every now and then they stick a corpse in on you."
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"You could be watching a perfectly lovely story about Central America,"
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"all of a sudden, bam, a dead body."
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"This is ridiculous! I mean, here we sit, calmly eating our bran flakes,"
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"when there could be a dead man in the house. I'll go."
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"- She's very brave. - Boy, I'll say."
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"I want someone to come with me."
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"I'll go, I'll go. I'm from Sicily. What's the big deal?"
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"He's not dead... but he'll wish he was when those two barge in on him."
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"- No, I mean, what's he do? - He imports diamonds."
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"Oh, damn, I hope he's not dead."
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"He bought the farm."
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"What farm?"
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"Rose, he's dead."
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"- No. - Yes."
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"Oh, my God."
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"The poor man."
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"And with a new farm and everything."
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"Honey, I'm sorry."
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"- When did he die? - I wasn't there, Rose. You were."
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"You mean, I slept with a dead man last night?"
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"He was so quiet. I just thought he was a sound sleeper."
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"- What'll we do? - Well, we call the police."
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