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Clips from Kyle XY - Pilot (S01E01)

"Mmm. [chuckles]"
Kyle XY
"Hi, honey."
Kyle XY
"She's having a difficult time understanding responsibility."
Kyle XY
"Is this the, uh?"
Kyle XY
"Kyle, this is my husband, Stephen."
Kyle XY
"- Honey, this is Kyle. - Hello, Kyle."
Kyle XY
"I'm happy to make your acquaintance."
Kyle XY
"At least he doesn't look dangerous."
Kyle XY
"Watch it, watch it!"
Kyle XY
"It's hot. Hot. Ouch."
Kyle XY
"[Kyle] This being was clearly a superior communicator."
Kyle XY
"I somehow understood everything it said"
Kyle XY
"and wondered why others chose to speak so ineffectively."
Kyle XY
"[Knock on door]"
Kyle XY
"- Good evening, by the way. - Excuse me?"
Kyle XY
"One of your challenged cases broke into my..."
Kyle XY
"He didn't break in, Mom."
Kyle XY
"...broke into my house this afternoon"
Kyle XY
"and snuck up on Amanda while she was alone."
Kyle XY
"Who knows what could have happened if I hadn't come home."
Kyle XY
"I'm so sorry, Carol."
Kyle XY
"Lori was responsible for watching Kyle this afternoon."
Kyle XY
"Nicole, I would hate to make this into a police matter..."
Kyle XY
"Come along, Amanda."
Kyle XY
"I'll see you later."
Kyle XY
"It's not fair, Dad. I was in the next room."
Kyle XY
"I didn't leave him alone with Michael Jackson."
Kyle XY
"[Kyle] There are over 800,000 words in the English language."
Kyle XY
"- We're not running a retard farm. - Josh."
Kyle XY
"... brow arches, dilations,"
Kyle XY
"blinking or the asymmetrical closure which I hadn't deciphered."
Kyle XY
"Don't you think this is getting out of hand?"
Kyle XY
"Cool it. What did we say about giving your mom latitude for a couple days?"
Kyle XY
"[Kyle] I was suffering from thirst,"
Kyle XY
"but my language skills were relatively primitive,"
Kyle XY
"so I relied on phrases I'd memorized."
Kyle XY
"Yo! Let's get some juice down here!"
Kyle XY
"'Sup? Everyone takin' stupid pills around here?"
Kyle XY
"Juice me."
Kyle XY
"Oh, man, sweet. He's like the Indian from Cuckoo's Nest."
Kyle XY
"Wait. Did he just learn to talk in one day?"
Kyle XY
"No. Lori, that's impossible."
Kyle XY
"- Right, honey? - Can you understand me, Kyle?"
Kyle XY
"- Go on, do it again. - [Josh] Mom!"
Kyle XY
"Is that how you talk to a dog? "Go on, do it again"?"
Kyle XY
"Watch this. Kyle, speak."
Kyle XY
"'cause all I could think about were these warts on his hand."
Kyle XY
"Ha!"
Kyle XY
"[Nicole] It's amazing."
Kyle XY
"Autism typically involves mimicry, but Kyle isn't emotionally withdrawn."
Kyle XY
"His behaviors aren't fixated."
Kyle XY
"Can he understand us or not?"
Kyle XY
"I can't say. I've never dealt with anyone like him before."
Kyle XY
"Suby. Nice one!"
Kyle XY
"- I can't wait to test him. - Why haven't the police found anything?"
Kyle XY
"- Somebody has to be missing this kid. - So far no one's filed a report."
Kyle XY
"The whole thing is really strange."
Kyle XY
"Even stranger, he doesn't have a belly button."
Kyle XY
"No belly button. I saw for myself."
Kyle XY
"- How could that be? - He's extraordinary."
Kyle XY
"Nicole, you said just a few days."
Kyle XY
"Well, I'm not sending him back to that facility."
Kyle XY
"You are so wrapped up in this kid."
Kyle XY
"- He can't stay here indefinitely. - I know."
Kyle XY
"Social Services promised to find a safe spot for him by Monday."
Kyle XY
"- Monday. - Monday."
Kyle XY
"Come on, boys, let's get to work."
Kyle XY
"Whoa. Slow down, Rain Man."
Kyle XY
"I haven't finished grading the last one."
Kyle XY
"You're kidding. That was an hour test."
Kyle XY
"How long did it take him, five minutes?"
Kyle XY
"Yeah. And he got them all right!"
Kyle XY
"What is this kid, seriously?"
Kyle XY
"Freaky, man."
Kyle XY
"Hello. Dr. Fields, please."
Kyle XY
"- [Hydraulic whirring] - Try not to move, Kyle."
Kyle XY
"Damn. When's the last time you had this calibrated?"
Kyle XY
"- I go away for a week... - I ran two MRls this morning."
Kyle XY
"- You blind? Look, it's a mess. - What is it?"
Kyle XY
"The equipment's on the fritz. See this red area here?"
Kyle XY
"That's the active part of the brain."
Kyle XY
"Yeah. So?"
Kyle XY
"You and I use maybe seven percent of our brains at any given time."
Kyle XY
"Einstein used nine percent of his brain. Rupert here uses two percent."
Kyle XY
"- It means he's a super-genius? - It means mechanical failure."
Kyle XY
"- Come back another time. - What if the machine's right?"
Kyle XY
"Hypothetically speaking, with this type of neural hyperactivity,"
Kyle XY
"he'd be prone to all sorts of seizures, strokes, tumors."
Kyle XY
"Tumors."
Kyle XY
"Good night, Kyle. Sweet dreams."
Kyle XY
"I mean, if something weird starts to happen,"
Kyle XY
"like you foam at the mouth,"
Kyle XY
"don't do it here. Go get my mom."
Kyle XY
"My mom hid her."
Kyle XY
"Where?"
Kyle XY
"I don't know, my brother."
Kyle XY
"I know not."
Kyle XY
"Here. You're gonna need that."
Kyle XY
"- What's wrong? - First drink, then talk."
Kyle XY
"Hi! Hi, Harry!"
Kyle XY
"Ooh."
Kyle XY
"[Kyle] An ancient ceremony was underway involving spastic gyrations."
Kyle XY
"The heat made me sweat and I needed something to drink."
Kyle XY
"- Who's that? - I don't know, but he's cute."
Kyle XY
"So spill it already."
Kyle XY
"I hope you weren't too set on hooking up with Declan."
Kyle XY
"[Boy] Hey, beer bong!"
Kyle XY
"- Maybe I don't want to know after all. - Yeah."
Kyle XY
"Then I wouldn't go in there."
Kyle XY
"Chug, chug, chug!"
Kyle XY
"[Kyle] At the children's home, the other captives referred to a strange place."
Kyle XY
"I finally realized I'd arrived... in hell."
Kyle XY
"[Indistinct chatter echoing]"
Kyle XY
"Eww."
Kyle XY
"[Sirens wailing]"
Kyle XY
"[Man] Party's over!"
Kyle XY
"Hold it right there."
Kyle XY
"Nobody move!"
Kyle XY
"[Clamoring]"
Kyle XY
"[Indistinct chattering]"
Kyle XY
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