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Clips from Seinfeld - The Invitations (S07E07)

"Just..."
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"What's needed is a divorce announcement."
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"Hi, can I help you?"
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"Oh, well, we have quite a few to pick from."
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"I don't know, what-- What about this one?"
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"What's the difference?"
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"These ones."
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"So we pick up some Elmer's."
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"Do you see what I do for you?"
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"No, Susan."
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"I think I know my own name."
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"Ah, the day."
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"It's here. It's happening."
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"Why don't you just break it off with her."
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"Tell her it's over."
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"Why not?"
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"Because I can't face that scene."
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"I cannot go through that!"
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"You know, just while things simmer down."
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"Uh, uh..."
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"I'm sorry." Uh..."
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"What, too short?"
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"BOTH: Little short."
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"You can't go to China. What about your job?"
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"in Staten Island than China."
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"So forget about your clothes."
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"And what, hope for a crash?"
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"Do you know what the odds are on a crash?"
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"It's hope."
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"Georgie, you know what I just realized?"
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"Ha-ha. Elaine."
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"what am I gonna get to be in the wedding party?"
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"Should I think about the letter?"
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"Smoking."
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"Does she hate cigarettes?"
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"Yes, she hates cigarettes."
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"I'll never see him again."
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"Yeah, you're probably right."
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"I'm sick of being single. I'm getting out."
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"Huh, me and Kramer."
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"it's not a submarine."
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"Well, why can't you make a higher roof?"
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"[HORN HONKS]"
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"Oh, my God. Are you okay?"
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"Otherwise you could die, if that bothers you."
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"Well, yeah--"
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"It sits in a drawer for three weeks waiting to come out"
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"Jeannie Steinman."
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"Hey, same initials. How do you like that?"
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"to Elaine today, and she said"
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"No, out of the question."
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"Why not?"
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"Since when do you smoke?"
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"I've never seen you smoke."
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"Oh, I don't like this one bit."
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"Oh, God."
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"The usual? Yeah."
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"is offering $100 if you go in there"
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"and they don't greet you with a hello?"
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"No, it's true. This woman saved my life."
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"And then we talked, and..."
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"She talks like me. She acts like me."
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"We even have the same initials."
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"I've been waiting for me to come along."
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"And now I've swept myself off my feet!"
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"Will you stop it, man?"
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"Jeez."
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"Hey. Hey."
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"W-w-wait a second, you didn't say "hello.""
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"No, no, I said "hello.""
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"Well, "hey" is "hello." Same thing."
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"No. The ad said that the bank's gonna pay $100"
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"Now, sir, do you have any business to transact?"
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"Jerry is best man,"
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"Well, Kramer's not an usher anymore."
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"Yeah, me neither."
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"Oh, this is great!"
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"All right, do you see what this is turning into?"
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"You really wanna get out of this thing?"
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"They are?"
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"Of course."
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"Ha-ha!"
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"What about the Drake? Wanna invite him?"
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"and we haven't really talked about it,"
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"Well, I-I've put a lot of thought into this,"
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"to sign a prenuptial agreement."
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"A prenup."
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"[SUSAN LAUGHING]"
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"Hey, Jeannie. Hello."
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""Hey" is the same as "hello." What do you think?"
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"[DOORBELL BUZZING]"
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"Oh, those are the invitations."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"See you later."
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"Hey, don't forget tomorrow."
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"We're going shopping for rings so don't make any plans."
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"KRAMER: Hey. JERRY: Hey."
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"I don't like her!"
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"I never liked her from the get-go."
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"Everything she thinks, you think."
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"[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]"
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"He'll, uh..."
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"I think it's pine."
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"came in the other day, you didn't say "hello"?"
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"Mm-hm."
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"How you doing?"
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"What's happening?"
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"How's it going?"
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"Hm."
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"You got a greeting. It starts with an H. How's 20 bucks sound?"
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"[THROAT CRACKLES]"
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"I would like to propose a toast--"
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"Leaves changing, beautiful colors."
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"To our future wives."
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"I could sure use a cup of coffee."
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"Bowl of corn flakes."
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"That's your third bowl today."
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"Look, I'm sorry about before."
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"[WHIMPERS] I think I may have made a big mistake."
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