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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Conjugal Configuration (S12E12)

"Sheldon, everybody's listening."
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"Do I stay here? Do I follow? Say something useful."
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"Morning, sunshine."
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"So I see you're making espresso."
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"Yup."
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"You know, you compared us to the strangest couple we know,"
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"and we know Amy and Sheldon,"
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"I-I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that."
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"Because it wasn't nice or because it wasn't true?"
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"Oh, please."
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"He's a mousy little man who can't stand up for himself."
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"My point is you're not like her, so we're not like them."
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"Hey, I-I don't think you're scary."
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"Hang on, I'm checking to see if Neil replied"
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"to my latest smackdown."
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"Really? Don't you think this Twitter feud is a little silly?"
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"It's-it's two respected scientists"
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"You called him Mike Tyson's little sister."
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"Raj, you're not going to impress anyone by attacking him."
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"Oh, Bernadette, you sound so old right now."
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"He said he needs a break, and I'm too much for him."
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"You're a good person, Penny."
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"Can I get my stuff?"
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"I'm amazed that I'm holding them."
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"You realize that I'm not a particularly physical person."
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"- I know. - When I was little,"
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"I'd always say, "A brain in a jar.""
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"Yeah, but I want to be a good husband to you,"
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"I'm just worried that if I don't schedule"
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"and seek solace in the arms of a heavily-muscled longshoreman."
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"Where would I find a longshoreman?"
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"Along the shore. It's in the name."
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"Sheldon, I could never be with anybody but you."
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"I wouldn't want to fight a man"
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"Make all the schedules you want, just don't tell me about them."
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"Excellent."
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"a pseudo-random schedule. Yeah, and do you know why"
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"Because the generation of true random numbers"
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"remains an unsolved problem in computer science."
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"Come with me."
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"- Where are we going? - To the hotel room."
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"Go for Dr. K."
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"Is this Rajesh Koothrappali?"
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"How fun is this Twitter thing, huh?"
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"You think you're funny?"
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"I'm-I'm not Seinfeld funny, but I did an open mic night once."
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"How about this:"
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"I've got a book signing at Vroman's in Pasadena next week."
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"Well, that was fun."
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"He can't believe it."
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"And neither can I."
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"You may kiss the bride."
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"Well, I suppose you're right."
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"Although, when you think about it,"
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"♪ The Big Bang Theory 12x01 ♪ The Conjugal Configuration Original Air D"
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"♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪"
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"Is it nice having Sheldon and Amy away on their honeymoon?"
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"But you're not alone. We're here."
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"Would you like us to leave so you and Leonard can talk about"
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"Ooh, I should probably make a list"
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"Meryl Streep and Cher? Yeah, I saw it."
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"Got to protect the money."
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"- Yes? - Oh, uh, Mr. Fowler."
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"She doesn't have any plants."
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"If you need any recommendations while visiting New York,"
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"Harry Potter play, parts one and two."
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"he's not in there."
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"You happy? You smell like Amy's dad."
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"Man, that is one hot weather girl."
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"- Thank you for being here. - Thank you for having me."
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"Oh, you know, I'm told we are out of time,"
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"and too much about Dr. Koothrappali."
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"You're so close to the actors. It's like you're in the play."
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"And that'll have to be "no frills,""
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"I-I guess, yeah."
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"Really? Would it be so bad to mix it up a little?"
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"Uh, to take a shower."
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"Well, you don't have to worry about sex happening tonight."
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"Let's go home."
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"Penny, come on."
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"Yeah, but they seem to have nothing in common."
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"'cause you come from another country,"
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"Why? This could be good for me."
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"Come on, Raj, you're better than this."
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"iPhone drop,"
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""Nice try, genius. The skin is epithelial tissue.""
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"I'm not testy."
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"Of course they're listening; we're interesting."
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"I-I'm walking away from you."
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"Just need that extra jolt"
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"It's not true."
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"Yes, I flinch when you make sudden moves, but..."
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"Oh, please, you're just the right amount of bearing."
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"Look, I know he loves you."
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"Yeah, I do."
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"Me, too."
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"- Yes? - Hit the road."
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"Please put those down."
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"Uh, w-wow."
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"You're not funny."
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"Thank you. Bye-bye."
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"Bill Nye the Science Guy."
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"Yes. Yes, you are."
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"So, what should we do? Should someone go check it out?"
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"'cause we've got a 6:30 reservation at Benihana."
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"I'll have to take your word for it."
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"Be quick about it!"
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"A-Aren't you gonna eat one?"
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"to say that again, except naked."
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"our bedroom endeavors, then I may not think about them,"
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"♪ Bang! ♪"
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"Do you know what I love about Broadway theater?"
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"If you had adhered to my coital schedule,"
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"Well, then how will everyone know I'm the smartest boy here?"
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"I guess Neil deGrasse Tyson was unavailable."
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"Mrs. Fowler, are you okay?"
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"Unlike that guy."
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"and intimacy is a part of that."
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"That's me. Guys, he's talking about me!"
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"You thought it was going to be food, didn't you?"
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