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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Conjugal Configuration (S12E12)

"Now it's happening to me."
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"of all the scientific inaccuracies in Mamma Mia 2."
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"You're gonna go on live TV and admit you've seen that movie?"
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"Sounds like someone's in there."
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"Or worse, what if they're back early?"
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"I would, but I got to be on TV tomorrow."
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"Oh, yeah, someone's definitely in there."
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"Okay, let's go into our apartment."
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"Hello?! Anyone in there?!"
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"Sorry, we didn't know you were here."
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"We-we actually thought someone was breaking in."
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"Well, you caught me in a lie."
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"That was weird, right?"
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"Was it? I-I honestly can't tell anymore."
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"Didn't need to. The sequel stands on its own."
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"Here you go."
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"please don't hesitate to contact me."
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"So we are going to be quite busy."
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"where Nikola Tesla lived, worked and slowly went crazy."
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"Ah."
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"You want to do it again?"
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"Don't act surprised."
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"It's clearly marked on the schedule."
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"shall we steam the wrinkles out of our wizard robes,"
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"Uh, hurry. Raj is on next."
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"but they'll show this."
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"This is the news."
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"And that was a woman torn between two hunky vampires."
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"Larry? I know you're in there!"
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"Let me in!"
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"Either that or the Big Bad Wolf."
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"Larry?"
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"Oh, I'm okay. It's my husband you should worry about."
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"Oh, we do."
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"I don't think he's in there."
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"I mean, he came by to water the imaginary plants,"
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"but then he left."
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"Blondie here is gonna chew you up and spit you out."
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"Well, don't tell him."
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"Come on, you have an extra key. Open it up."
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"All right, but I'm telling you"
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"There. See?"
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"I can smell his Axe body spray."
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"He wears Axe body spray."
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"- Larry? - Ooh, come on."
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"Ah, shouldn't we mind our own business?"
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"See, he's not here."
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"You don't know him like I do."
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"Satisfied?"
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"Oh, yeah, now I smell him."
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"Nice try."
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"You're gonna have to find some other way"
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"And with us today to talk about"
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"the upcoming meteor shower and the best places to view it,"
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"Caltech astrophysicist Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali."
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"What do you mean, "yeah"?"
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"Not important."
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"So, what can we expect to see from"
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"this meteor shower?"
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"which is what you would have gotten"
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"from your first choice, Neil deGrasse Tyson."
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"Sounds like there's no love lost between you and Dr. Tyson."
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"Oh, no, I love Neil."
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"I mean, not as much as Neil loves Neil, but who does, right?"
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"having learned nothing about meteor showers"
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"Thank you."
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"Uh-huh."
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"he looks right at you."
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"At the risk of sounding redundant, uh-huh."
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"for conjugal relations."
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"Should we shower?"
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"I mean before, not during."
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"You know, I'm a little jet-laggy."
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"Maybe we can revisit this in the morning."
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"Oh, no can do. If we miss tonight,"
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"it's not scheduled until Thursday at 6:00."
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"Sheldon, do we really have to do this on a schedule?"
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"Are you suggesting spontaneity?"
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"So, now that we're married, sex can occur at any time?"
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"Like, we can be brushing our teeth,"
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"and suddenly your minty-fresh tongue is in my mouth?"
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"Mix it up? Who are you, Betty Crocker?"
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"Where are you going?"
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"Now that sex can happen at any time,"
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"I always have to be ready."
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"Should probably live under a waterfall."
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"Oh. Well, thanks, but I'm still gonna rinse off."
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"I touched a lot of stuff in the gift shop."
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"No message, no note. Who would do that?"
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"If you let him talk, maybe you'll find out."
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"Well, there you go. What more can he say?"
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"I think I'll stay."
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"Us. Come on."
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"Aw."
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"I don't think those two are gonna make it."
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"Poor Mr. Fowler, I really feel sorry for the little guy."
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"I know. After they had Amy,"
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"she should've just eaten him and been done with it."
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"Look at you retaining facts from a nature show."
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"I know, really, what did he ever see in her?"
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"Some guys think strong women are sexy."
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"Is that what you're saying?"
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"Hey, check out what Neil deGrasse Tyson just tweeted."
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""I've been informed that some random,"
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"attention-seeking nobody"
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"took a cheap shot at me on the local news.""
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"You know, I cut you a lot of slack"
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"but you've been here a long time."
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"Raj, you need to apologize to Dr. Tyson."
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"Everybody loves a good Twitter feud."
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"'cause I'm gonna make you eat those words."
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""Dear Dr. Tyson,"
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""much like epithelial tissue,"
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"but I won't 'cause I don't have AppleCare."
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"Oh, it's on."
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"What are you gonna do? He's from another country."
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"perfected the three-phase alternating current motor."
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"You seem testy this morning."
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"Don't talk to me about my brain. I'm a neurobiologist."
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"that grown-ups give each other."
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